Normally, I’d say that dressing like a late 1970s retired stripper turned liquor store manager who thinks of Barbara Eden’s character in Harper Valley P.T.A. as her fashion hero is the look, but that is definitely not the case here. The hybrid of French Stewart and Goddess Bunny (Frestegobu?) teetered around Malibu last night with Eddie Cibrian and his kids before they all went to Nobu for dinner. More like, “No, bu, you don’t look hot, so stop.”
Seriously, will somebody please tell LeAnn Rimes that wearing leopard cold pants (they were hot before she put them on) is a privilege and not a right. And her privilege has been revoked indefinitely.