Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

August 2, 2011 / Posted by:

This girl-next-door actress better hold on tight to her rosary beads because her new beau’s buddies are into sex rituals, witchcraft and devil worship! The star has been trying to kick her goody-two-shoes image for years, but she has no idea about this guy’s dark side. (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

Selena Gomez? We all know that Justin Bieber sold his soul and puberty to Lucifer to become the world’s most famous singing toddler. If you ripped that fake mop of fake shredded halos off of his head, you’d find the tattoo of a pentagram etched into his scalp. Actually, you’d find a tag that reads “Made By Hasbro,” but same thing!

Or maybe this is Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux? Justin better not ask Jennifer to devote herself to him by beheading and burning one of her Beanie Babies in a sacrificial ritual.

This Foreign-born Pop star recently met a woman at a promotion event and became fast friends. Even though the star is married she is spending a lot of time with this woman and a source is claiming the two women are in love. (BuzzFoto)

Scary Spice who is BEYOND pregnant right now? But if there’s anybody who can do creative scissoring, it’s Scary Spice.

This married nightly talk show host is perceived to be a goody goody. Truth is that within the past few weeks he had a female guest on his show simply because he was trying to have sex with her. It worked. (CDAN)

Jay Leno? And now that I’m done with that guess, I’ll go back to living in a world where Jay Leno doesn’t have sex.

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