Hot Slut Of The Day!

August 1, 2011 / Posted by:

The “Don’t Give A Fuck” Bird who has zero fucks to give if it rains on him and and still has zero fucks to give when your dick ass tries to knock him off your windshield wiper. I was going to write that Alfred Hitchcock was a magical bald foreteller and predicted that the birds would one day peck us into submission, but I don’t think this bird is part of that plan because he’s way too busy not giving a fuck to even think about shanking you in the neck with his beak.

This is the bird who will throw you a look that says “AND?” from the middle of the street when you’re driving towards him and he refuses to move. If you cut some bird seed with a few fucks and tried to feed it to this bird, he’d peck around those fucks and he wouldn’t even be mad about it. Getting mad = giving a fuck = something that bird just can’t do!

Fun-killing maybe fact: Yes, The DGAF Bird might be stuck, too wet to fly or has the sicks, but let’s just hope that the real reason why he’s refusing to move is because he’s fuck deficient and loving it.

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