Fanny Confirms The Obvious
When pictures of Fantasia with a swole gut full of something came out last month, she tried to say that she was putting the chunk on her body to play Mahalia Jackson in a biopic. Well, you can officially add the "I'm playing Mahalia Jackson in a biopic" excuse to your list of "what to tell nosy hos when your fetus sack is starting to grow." Because at a charity concert for the opening of an apartment complex in Jacksonville, FL yesterday, Fanny announced that she's got a God-given baby in her womb.
You know what perfect is? Perfect is Fanny announcing at the opening of an apartment complex in Florida that the married dick she met at a T-Mobile store knocked her up. Throw in two audience members bitch fighting over a few complimentary pens and you've got my kind of pregnancy announcement! Really, you almost expect Tyler Perry to come out on stage and take a bow for writing this mess.
YBF has a video (click here to see that mess) of Fanny conjuring up a whole lot of shaking heads and eye rolls when she stopped the open house festivities to say:
For a while I walked around figuring out what will they say and what will they think about me. But now I tell you I don't live my life for folk.This child that I am carrying...... God has given me this child. And I don't have to hide it from none of y'all.
Fanny hasn't said who the father is, but you really don't need Maury to tell you that the seed that made her fetus came from Antwaun Cook. Fanny was knocked up with Antwaun's baby last year, but she had an abortion after she tried offing herself because his wife sued her for wrecking their home.
My favorite part is Fanny saying that God gifted her with that child. Listen, bitch, just because that dick makes you cum halos and holler so loud that it makes the angels' clits quiver doesn't give you the right to call Antwaun's peen "God." God is washing his hands (with spermicide) of this. Something that Antwaun should've done to his rubber-covered dick before he went balls deep.
And I think I speak for all of us when I say that our feelings about this Not Going To End Well shit are best expressed through the eloquent words of Aunt Bunny:
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"speaking of fat fugly black women, who wants to trade places with Oprah?"
lolololololol!!!
*considers*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
"But now I tell you I don't live my life for folk."
Huh? Then what the fuck are you doing on stage? You think that money is just handed over by the future orthodontists of america?
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I guess it's best to end a relationship the same way you start it: absolutely fucking tanked. MK 6/11
I'm pretty fucking sure GOD didn't knock this bitch up.
xoxox cakey xoxox
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
:-|
all the equal opportunity assholes are very entertaining. i thought the description of Fanny as gruesome was spot-on.
but whether an individual is racist or not does not change the facts: (i) our society is racist and (ii) its still hard out there for fugly black women (did i mention fat too?). its a like a disability. speaking of fat fugly black women, who wants to trade places with Oprah? and she has more money than God. (on a side note - a friend's uncle told us once that Oprah was hands-down the best lay he ever had. ever.)
Poor Fanny is a mess. when you grow up realizing that dogs are more valued than you are, that makes it hard for you to value yourself. and you will do some dumb ass things and make some dumb ass decisions . why not? you don't matter anyway. that's not playing a "card", that's real life. Frankly, it's hard not to be racist on some level. shit, we all have biases that filter how we perceive individuals. that's not playing a card either, that's real life.
add to that the culture of poverty (you perceive that you have no control over life, so why bother making sensible plans for the future?) and you have exhibit #1 - poor Fanny.
i'm not tryin to muzzle anyone or start any beefs or any shit like that. and i'm all for being judgmental and making nasty comments but, i still feel bad for the broad.
does she even TAKE A BATH??? she looks so dirty and smelly!
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 08/01/2011 - 11:44am.
Also, I don't care if you are green and red striped, if you can't speak articulately in your first language, have kids by multiple partners who are married to other people, can't read, don't bathe, and you tramp around with your national geographic boobs and caveman bare feet exposed out in public, you are ghetto trash.
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I'm just gonna come out and hereby declare my love for Stoney. That's all.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 08/01/2011 - 11:32am.
I'll put my money on that an italian guy owned one of those "farms" that fantasia's great great grandwhatever "worked" at.
Also, I don't care if you are green and red striped, if you can't speak articulately in your first language, have kids by multiple partners who are married to other people, can't read, don't bathe, and you tramp around with your national geographic boobs and caveman bare feet exposed out in public, you are ghetto trash.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 08/01/2011 - 11:32am.
Well it only takes one ancestor to give you a specific name. Maybe she has an Italian great-grandpa or something.
Or maybe it's Hispanic/Latino?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
i keep seeing this picture and i want to barf...fanny is ick...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
I do feel a teeny bit sorry for her. If a person in the USA is illiterate it's because they have a hardcore disability or no one cared and they fell through the cracks.
That NO ONE took the time to teach her to read makes me unspeakably sad. I don't know a single parent who doesn't read to their kids every night.
Submitted by boston61 on Mon, 08/01/2011 - 11:34am.
More like, who is her baby daddy married to?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
she is not married to anyone, she's fucking on some married dude who works in the tmobile store! ahahhaahah
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"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Who is she married to? I hope she is not one of these stupid fucking single women who is to illiterate to read the directions on her birth control package.
So, really, no one knows if she's Italian? I'm still pondering how she got that last name. I googled and her father is black - he *could* be mixed, but I dunno.
Submitted by LOW BUDGET BYTCH on Mon, 08/01/2011 - 10:31am.
Then how come we regularly spew hate at Leann Rimes, the white Housewives, Shitney and other white messes?
Me, I don't like Fantasia becuz she's a hypocrite. She fucks a married man but plays the God card. Hypocrisy knows no skin color.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
So, I've seen that "guuurl, please" clip more times than I can count, but I don't think I've ever seen the part where Fantasia is talking. Does she always talk with that disgusting goo-goo ga-ga voice? Ick! Nast!
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Devil's advocate.
Submitted by LOW BUDGET BYTCH on Mon, 08/01/2011 - 10:31am.
You've obviously never visted our Leann Rimes threads.
We are equal opportunity assholes around here.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Submitted by spankypants on Mon, 08/01/2011 - 10:35am.
Wait a minute...bitch can't read!? For real?
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I saw some interview or some shit she did, and she said, she could infact read, just not well. Or some such nonsense, from what I hear apparently her reading level is higher now or something. Idk.
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Angels say they can make you suffer.They give and take like a vicious lover .When all this loses meaning, You'll never want it back somehow"-Neverending White Lights (The Grace)
I said, DAMN!
dp.
Submitted by LOW BUDGET BYTCH on Mon, 08/01/2011 - 10:31am.
A lot of these comments smack with racism (and classism). dudes wife up homely low income white broads all day long, and that doesn't upset anyone. Why? because of the inherent value of whiteness. Being white automatically makes you more valued in this society. I really feel bad for Fanny. She is a mess. Its hard out of there for a fugly black woman.
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Really? Racism? Apparently you haven't been around for alot of the white hot messes that Michael K posts, everyone rips in to them as well.
So don't try to play the "race" card. The fact is, you can be black and/or not come from a rich background. It's all in how you hold yourself, and what kind of standards you set. And what kind of things come from your mouth.
Fantasia has spewed all kinds fuckery and foolery, and does act like a ghetto classless pig. That's alllll on her.
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Angels say they can make you suffer.They give and take like a vicious lover .When all this loses meaning, You'll never want it back somehow"-Neverending White Lights (The Grace)
I thought Fanny went and got herself some edumacashun and can like read Green Eggs and Ham and shit?
AWWW. I have a soft spot for Fanny. She seems to have a bunch of issues. Throw a not too high IQ in there, and it`s a recipe for a hot mess...
From all the AI assholes, i actually think she is a real talented...OGRE.
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Submitted by LOW BUDGET BYTCH on Mon, 08/01/2011 - 10:31am.
A lot of these comments smack with racism (and classism). dudes wife up homely low income white broads all day long, and that doesn't upset anyone. Why? because of the inherent value of whiteness. Being white automatically makes you more valued in this society. I really feel bad for Fanny. She is a mess. Its hard out of there for a fugly black woman.
Fantasia can't read your post. Lol.
Wait a minute...bitch can't read!? For real?
A lot of these comments smack with racism (and classism). dudes wife up homely low income white broads all day long, and that doesn't upset anyone. Why? because of the inherent value of whiteness. Being white automatically makes you more valued in this society. I really feel bad for Fanny. She is a mess. Its hard out of there for a fugly black woman.
That a whole lotta ghetto shit in one post.
Submitted by Jewslim on Mon, 08/01/2011 - 9:03am.
I just woke up, and I really thought that her playing at the opening of an apartment complex was MK taking creative liberties.....but no, its real...now I can't stop laughing
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Well, it could've been worse, like playing at the opening of a new Piggly Wiggly in South Carolina.
Aunt Bunny knows how it is: if he's just your friend, you don't care if he's separated. How about a TV show with Aunt Bunny going on the road, clearing up every bullshit statement she finds? Next stop: Khloe & Lamarr's marriage. Let's see, who else is delusional ... the list is so long, Aunt Bunny could have a 20-year run.
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As useless as a saggy pair of tits
She's just gruesome. Even when they glam her up, do her hair and stuff her into a pretty dress, you can't scrape the gruesome off of her.
She always looks like she should be naked, covered in dirt and feces, running around some broke-down outhouse with her arms waving and her mouth hanging open while she screams some shitty song.
Gruesome.
I wish someone would abort this ugly, illiterate bitch's spawn with an uppercut to the cunt.
she sucks cow udders & got log splitter pussy
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 08/01/2011 - 9:47am.
UHHHMM HMMMN! (in best Billy Bob slingblade grunt) lol
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Hopefully the 'ho won't kill this baby like she did the other one....
Thank you Simon Cowell for making this piece of ghetto trash shit famous.
She sucks.
Bitch needs to close her mouth and her legs.
compost heap
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♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
This bitch is ghetto trash, always has been and always will be no matter how much money or fame she has.
This bumper lipped bitch stiiiiiiill?
Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 12:16pm.
suckandfuck and raul are like the goofus and gallant of sick humor.
the best.
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I'm not a living legend. I'm just a myth.
It's all fun and games til God slips one past the goalie.
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If you’ve got issues, psychological issues, if you’re on any kind of medication for anxiety or depression, I’m not interested. ~ Dimitri the Lover
ugh, who would fuck Fanny?
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And a bitterness, and a wandering eye and a heaviness in my head.....
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It occurs to me that God probably didn't want her to bone a married man, huh?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
They say that God is everywhere, but I'm pretty sure even he doesn't want to be balls deep in this skank.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Who knew God was so fucking hard up to get laid...?
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*paging Suzie Fuller*
She looks like she'd be filthy. Not big on hygiene.
She is the human (i think?) equivalent to a floppy loose meat sandwich.