Afternoon Crumbs

August 1, 2011 / Posted by:

Pamela Anderson’s face is like a freshly bloomed lily floating on a pond of spring rain – Celebitchy

Kellan Lutz thanks God for making him Kellan Lutz – Lainey Gossip

Christopher Nolan proves to us that there’s nothing more menacing than a spiked leather jock strap on the face – The Superficial

Morrissey clarifies on why he’s a douchebag cuntatarian – Towleroad

What in Age of Aquarius hell is Vanessa Hudgens wearing? – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Caprice is melting – Hollywood Tuna

The most disappointing part of this SNAKES ON A CAR video is that the snake didn’t slither in and eat every single one of those screaming dramatic bitches – The Daily What

Turtle shed some fat, still has constipated face – The Berry

Julianne Hough and that girl from High School Musical who isn’t Zac Efron in bikinis – Popoholic

Jennifer Aniston and her private bell boy piece are in Hawaii – Popsugar

Straight from the pages of NAMBLAboy – Just Jared

Pink in red – ICYDK

Pussy vs. mirror – OMG Blog

And now I feel like I don’t have to watch Rise of the Planet of the ApesVideogum

Charbroiled douche on a boat – Moe Jackson

Brat ass babies have too much time on their tiny hands these days – I’m Not Obsessed


The Glee guys just got gayer – SOW

MiserAlba’s 1991 prom hair isn’t the look – Hollywood Rag

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