Sam Taylor-Wood And Aaron Johnson Aren't Wasting Any Time
Back in 2009, several hos nearly knocked their hairlines up a few inches when they raised both brows over a then 19-year-old Aaron Johnson of Kick-Ass getting engaged to a then 42-year-old Sam Taylor-Wood. Hairlines crept up even further when Sam birthed out their first daughter Wylda Rae on July 7th of last year. And now Aaron is going to be a two time daddy at the age of 21, because Sam's 44-year-old womb is full of a fetus that is closer in age to its daddy than its mom is. So now instead of strangers saying to Sam "Your two children are so beautiful," she will now hear, "Your THREE children are so beautiful."
Sam's rep tells People that her fourth child, and Aaron's second, will fall off of her vagina slide later this year.
You know, if I was a 44-year-old movie director who looks like Toni Collette in a fun house mirror, I too would clasp around some 21-year-old dick and not let go until a baby head pushed it out. It's a win/win for Sam. Aaron's only 21 so he's got the natural energy to bottle feed the babies all day and then still have enough in him to peen feed Sam's chocha at night. So what if Aaron is obviously going to drop that cougar for a kitten in a couple of years, I say get that dick while it's hot.
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Whatever, man. Aaron is super handsome (read: fucking hot). If I were her age, yeah, maybe I wouldn't date so young if it was just any attractive young dude. But I would definitely make an exception for someone that looked like him. And a guy that looks like him AND wants to date an older woman? Uh, yes. Duh. No, it probably won't last forever, but they'll have a nice relationship and maybe some pretty babies, and his young sperm helped rejuvenate her uterus.
I wonder what his parents think?
I also think that the American mentality is slowly turning into a generic European one in terms of relationships. YOu have a country where slowly same sex marriages will be legal all over so you shouldn't bat an eye if a man and a woman, no matter the age difference, have kids together. NO one should be batting an eye also on interracial couples which in my hood has exploded in the past 4 of 5 years.
Beyond disgusting. Sterilize this mummmy.
I have 2 friends who waited till they got older to have kids are very happy they did. They were more more fit than in their 20's, more diciplined and work from home. The one younger than me who has a child is outraged at the notion that the child's needs comes first. The attention from everyone has shifted from her to her child but she's like hey guys I still exist you know? I can still party! Please.
Gross. It's gross when Hef does it and it's gross here. Anything more than about a 10 year age gap and it's weird. I agree with whoever said the generational stuff in common really helps a relationship. I'm 6 years younger than my husband, and even we have some weird discussions about "what were you doing when this song came out", etc. Sometimes it is creepy - like, he was in college binge drinking and I was in middle school and just getting my period and riding my bike around town. And yes, it would be creepier if I said "learning to stand up on my own" and he said "starting my first job" or vice versa.
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im skidding to towards 50 at an alarming rate...where can i find some LEGAL young stuff? just a warning though...i'm not willing to squeeze out a kid...
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"a fetus that is closer in age to its daddy than its mom is"
This is a confusing statement. Are you saying that Baby is closer in age to Daddy than Daddy is to Mommy, or are you saying that Baby is closer in age to Daddy than Baby is to Mommy?
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The baby will always be closer in age to Daddy if Daddy is less than half mommy's age.
Submitted by gimpomatic on Sun, 07/31/2011 - 8:45pm.
LMFAO, that was one hell of an introductory post! Welcome and thanks for the sweaty laugh.
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I deemed myself too old for a second pregnancy at 40 already, so I secretly admire mid 40's (or older) who dare risk having a baby at their age.
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Submitted by TyInTenn on Sun, 07/31/2011 - 8:25pm.
Since when does a baby (or babies in this case) "cement" a commitment? Cripes, Billy Krudup walked away from Mary-Louise Parker when she was pregnant with his kid...and the list goes on.
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Might want to send that memo to the Jolie-Pitts. It doesn't cement your commitment to the other person, but you are sure as hell stuck with that person for life if you plan on raising the kids with their interests at heart.
I also agree with Zorba. When I was a sophomore in college, I dated a high school senior and even that felt like a huge age difference but I guess it was the maturity difference that did it. I dated him for a few weeks and my friends made me feel like an idiot because even though he was hot, I could apparently find a hot piece of college ass, and the kid was really immature. I felt like I was babysitting him and his friends most of the time, no bueno.
Submitted by dementa on Sun, 07/31/2011 - 9:01pm.
Ah, big deal. We have a double standard in our culture, and if it was a 41-year-old man had babies with a 19-year-old woman, we'd just shrug and say, "Hey, midlife crisis."
But a 41-year-old woman hooks up for serious with a 19-year-old? SCANDALOUS, I SAY! Let's all whisper and point at the aging Jezebel!
Are you done being hysterical now? No, this is not a double standard situation. That is a really large age gap. If this situation had the sexes reversed people would still think it was extremely odd and that the man was brain-washing the girl into having children at such a young age, etc. This is not a 5 year age difference we're talking about.
Get him, girl! He's fine. I don't blame her for wanting to tap that.
Choice A: Baby is closer in age to Daddy than Daddy is to Mommy.
Baby is 0. Daddy is 21. 21-0=21. Mommy is 44. 44-21=23.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Amen to everything you typed dementa.
Welcome gimpomatic!
Ah, big deal. We have a double standard in our culture, and if it was a 41-year-old man had babies with a 19-year-old woman, we'd just shrug and say, "Hey, midlife crisis."
But a 41-year-old woman hooks up for serious with a 19-year-old? SCANDALOUS, I SAY! Let's all whisper and point at the aging Jezebel!
It's not like this couple is Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher, where he acts like the world's most obnoxious 15-year-old and she acts like a middle-aged woman trying to be young. And hey, maybe he's just very mature and wants a family early.
They're both legal, rational adults, so whatever they choose to have together shouldn't be THAT shocking just because the woman is much older.
"a fetus that is closer in age to its daddy than its mom is"
This is a confusing statement. Are you saying that Baby is closer in age to Daddy than Daddy is to Mommy, or are you saying that Baby is closer in age to Daddy than Baby is to Mommy?
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I forgot about these two, yeah its weird, maybe he just really connects with her as a person, maybe he has an older woman fetish, I don't really care. All I know is I would like to get fucked by him, fucked really, really hard. And when we are done with the fucking, I would like to lick allllll the sweat off him. Then fuck some more (obviously). That's how hot he is (or how horny I am, I dunno).
This is my first post but I have been entertained by this site and the comment section for a long time now.
Just met my GF's boy toy from Dominican Republic...way way too young for my friend who just turned 45! Trying to give him a baby too!! She might just succeed! We, gals in our 40's, go into turbo ovulation now, its a going out of business sale for your ovaries! Pop a few out before the store closes for good! thats why you see jump in late in life babies! Im 41 and I have seen it happen now a few times this year!
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Since when does a baby (or babies in this case) "cement" a commitment? Cripes, Billy Krudup walked away from Mary-Louise Parker when she was pregnant with his kid...and the list goes on.
kudos to her for surviving cancer twice and getting some young cum. But it's another thing to make babies with some kid and your chances of getting cancer are quite higher as a two time survivor.
My line draws with making the babies, not with them being together. Cause he's gonna wanna play at some point, and if she gets sick again, those kids are kinda screwed.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 07/31/2011 - 2:29pm.
My first reaction to this coupling was eeww, because she directed him in Nowhere Boy when he was 16, which is when they "got together." I later learned that she survived both breast and colon cancer. So, my feelings are, she got this adorable man and she doesn't even have boobs anymore. I guess he's of age now, so go for it.
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I was just going to ask when they met. If he was of age when they got together then fine, but at 16? This pisses me off, because the hard truth is if this was a man who was screwing his child star his ass would be in jail. If that was my sixteen year old son she was screwing I would hand her her ass on a platter, colon cancer or breast cancer aside. Of course, perhaps where they are from it isn't illegal to fuck a teenager when you're so close to menopause, but it should be.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
My bf is 26, I'm 38. We have plenty to talk about. He's probably an exception to the rule, though. He's way more mature in a lot of ways than I am (he's responsible, has to be with a 4 yr old son who happens to be deaf) whereas I'm a bit more fancy free. It works for us.
Actually though it took a lot of convincing for me to go out with him in the first place. The 12 yr age difference played a huge part. But again, it's been no problem ever since.
Hell, he's the one pushing for kids, not me.
Are we certain she did chemo? People can survive cancer without it.
As far as everything else, I simply wish them the best.
Damn, that dork grew up to be kinda sexy. I'm kinda jelly that that random lady gets to hit that.
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People are pissed because, let's face it, she's fucking ugly.
BLARF.
He was cute in Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging but way too young for her. He will dump her for a co-star in a matter of 3 years.
I've dated guys who were both a bit younger and older than I. With the older ones, I always felt used by them (which I was,) and that I was working out some Daddy issue (which I was.) With the younger ones, I always felt dirty, like I had lured them into the back of my van with promises of candy.
They can do what they want, it's legal and all, but I give her the same side eye as I would Hef or any of the other geezie pervs. I think the difference with the old(er) lady pervs is they do the desperate woman insurance policy, getting knocked up, making it harder for the guy to just leave.
Why is there a crease down the middle of the pic?
MK been taking pix at newsstands again?
Anyways, I'm too jelly to be negative. Good luck to any old tart who can pick up some young manflesh.
*feels flicker of hope in aging trollop loins*
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I had to google both of them, it didn't help. Dude is looking fine though.
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/31/2011 - 3:49pm
LOVE me some Naveen!!!!! So hot. I saw interview with him where he said he has been dating "older" women since he was like 16. I think he lived with one of his high school teachers for a while.
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'I say get that dick while it's hot'
Spoken like a true ho! :oD
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Imma sound like a bitchy, sexist jellis hater, but this relationship gives me the queasies. Having great sex with a young stud sounds hot. But living together and making babies with some teenage Adonis, when you're straight out middle aged already? Shit, I couldn't even date a 19-year-old when I was in my early 20s. They seemed too childish already. Plus it seems like she's using babies to cement their commitment. She had kids already. Maybe they really are soulmates, but more likely she'll always be the one clinging a little harder.
Hey, I would do Aaron Johnson nine-ways-to-Wednesday, so who am I to judge - or anyone else for that matter. If they are happy together - they got a lot up on a lot of other people. Just my say.
I know he's technically "legal", but 19 is still a kid. I'm all about love, but this is some fucked up shit on her part.
I don't think there's a double standard at all. No-one is going, "You go, girl!" to the 16-year old (ummmmm *side-eye*) girl who married the 50-something year old guy nor to gross old Heff with the 19 year old Bunnies.
This relationship bugs me, and I'm pretty sure it's because I'm jealous. Sam is fugly--I hope she's really intelligent or talented or is a wonderful person or something because Aaron is way hot. And no relationship ever can be as creepy as Doug Hutchison/Courtney Stodden unless Hef marries a 16 y.o. (who looks 45.)
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I have no clue who either of these hos are.
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Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
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Maybe I'm a philistine, but I've always thought that Tracey Emin is completely overrated.
Here's a link to some of her works at the Saatchi Gallery in London.
http://www.saatchi-gallery.co.uk/artists/artpages/tracey_emin_exorcism2....
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He's a very handsome guy.
Submitted by KidL on Sun, 07/31/2011 - 2:25pm.
"You know, if I was a 44-year-old movie director who looks like Toni Collette in a fun house mirror"-ROTF at that!
I lived in the UK at the height of Taylor-Wood's YBA fame. Always thought she was overrated and far more into publicity than actually making art. One of her "art" pieces was a video of David Beckham asleep in bed. The other was series of video still showing fruit in a bowl rot. Okay. . .
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Well, I don't know her, but I went to a Turner prize retrospective a few years back and that shit was appalling. I think both Hirst and Emin are really overrated too. Hirst is a total douche to boot, as well as basically having a factory of art students farming out his work. The only guys I like from the old East London art scene are Gilbert and George. I would love to have one of their pieces on my wall, because they're beautiful and have something to say as opposed to Hirst which I would put on my wall but only for the name.
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I have no idea who these two people are. I couldn't be with someone young enough to be my son, much less have a baby at my age. However if that's what floats her boat, more power to her.
To me, this is as revolting as Naveen Andrews and Barbara Hershey, but that's because Naveen picked her over me.
Then again, Naveen prefers fossils and I'm not yet in prehistoric territory.
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Submitted by precociousmagpie on Sun, 07/31/2011 - 3:20pm.
Hold it right there. Doesn't chemotherapy do bad stuff to one's fertility? How does a prehistoric bosomectomy patient keep getting pregnant?
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I was always under the impression that chemo left people (at least females?) sterile...it happened to everyone I know who had chemo (so only a few people).
While I'm totally down with "love is love - as long as everyone's of age," it's hard for me to see how a relationship could work with such a large age gap. I mean, he's barely out of his teens and she's a full-fledged middle-aged person. If he were 30 and she were 53, then the age difference might not be seem so insurmountable.
How very Harold and Maude.
I have no idea who these pieces of moldy cheese are.
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I don't think there is a double standard anymore. We all go "Ewww" at Hugh Hefner. The Douglas/CZJ disparity is not as great, but still ewww-ish to me.
There's also the basic bio difference: men can make babies later in life than women can. (Whether they should is another question.)
One of my friends had a "whoops" baby at 46. She got her tubes tied (double knoted) after she gave birth.
Her man is 13 years younger than her. I think young sperm is the key in getting knocked up in your 40s.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
So the kids will be called Taylor-Wood-Johnson? Sounds like either a brand of fancy golf clubs or a partnership of solicitors.
Toni Collette is hot...Sam not so much but i do slow clap her ho game, that Aaron is a hot piece of ass