Hot Slut Of The Day!

July 31, 2011 / Posted by:

Chilli Willy, the dick-shaped pepper that is making my no-no cringe and pucker (here’s a visual) at the same time.

Chilli Willy is finally getting inducted into the Hot Slut of Fame (or “SHAME” with a capital everything depending on who you ask) for obvious reasons. As Dlisted reader Jenni perfectly puts it, Chilly Willy is literally hot and most likely a slut. Also, unless Prince Hot Ginge suddenly wakes up and decides he’s only going to hump on skinny fat, tired old bitter ass queens from now on, this is the closest I will ever get to riding on his fiery crotch scepter. Does First Degree Burn Cream come in lube form?

The makers of Chilli Willy say that once you drop its seed into your flower box and keep it wet, it will grow into a pepper that is ten times hotter than a Jalapeeno.

Yes, Chilly Willy is ugly as all hell and looks like a peen that has just been admitted into the part of the burn center that is reserved only for victims of Parasite Hilton’s snatch, but after a pitcher of margaritas I still would. Something tells me that a paramedic pushing me down an emergency room hallway on a stretcher while screaming “We’ve got a fire in the hole!” is in my near future.

And here’s the insane cartoon commercial for the Chilli Willy that really needs no introduction:

(For Peaches and Jenni)

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