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The Stop Traffic Beauty from China’s Yunnan Province!

My eyeballs came across this delicate stunt queen over a week ago at Crunk + Disorderly, and made a mental note on a stickie in my brain to pay tribute to her the next day. As what happens to most stickies in my brain, it was partially eaten up by weed smoke and then completely knocked into the trash can when I rocked back and forth while crying at the bottom of a cold shower (aka my nightly ritual). I totally forgot about her.

But she came back to me like a Lohan in the night when I got up to piss at 4 this morning. As the piss trickled all over the seat (FYI: I am not going to lift up the seat at 4 in the fucking morning. File your complaint with the Mothers For Toilet Seat Lifting if you need to.), the images of a Chinese flower dramatically draping herself over an Audi in the middle of the street trickled back into my brain. I’ll never forget her again (cut to me in 5 minutes saying “who?”)!!!!

C+D dripped out all the details of this performance art ballet sponsored by Paz de la Huerta’s school of graceful foolery:

A woman caused chaos when she ran out into traffic in Kunming, capital of southwest China’s Yunnan Province. After traffic came to a standstill when the lights changed the woman suddenly pulled open the passenger door of one of the vehicles and tried to climb inside. The irate driver tried to push the woman out before walking around to her side of the car and forcibly dragging her free.

The woman responded angrily, lashing out at the man before taking off her flip flops and using them to hit the front of his car. The man then struck the woman in the face, knocking her to the ground. The incident was watched by a traffic police officer standing nearby. When the woman got to her feet she climbed onto the hood of a different nearby car. That driver also got out and dragged the woman off, flinging her once again to the floor. The woman then lay in the street for ten minutes as traffic inched past, though no one stopped to help. She eventually got up and simply walked away.

The kunt of Kunming who punched that delicate flower from the Garden of Bai Ling in the face needs to be dragged away and locked in a darkened cell for the rest of his miserable life. Dude should’ve been throwing her money and diamonds (and maybe a few bottles of Valium), not punching her in the face. Bitch gave them A SHOW!!!