The Delicate Queens Of Leon
Caleb Followill, the lead singer of Kings of Leon, issued an "I QUIT THIS BITCH" during a show in Dallas, TX last night and pigeon shit was not to blame this time.
Caleb's skin is a fragile layer of daisy petals that wilts in the heat and so he couldn't take it. TMZ reports that Caleb stopped in the middle of the show, told the audience that it was way too hot for him and said he was going backstage to vomit and drink a beer. While KoL's fans stood in the dead heat, precious Caleb was carried off to his all-white dressing room where slaves hand fed him Evian ice cubes and fanned him with swan feathers while spritzing his face with 60º Perrier from a crystal bottle. "My rider says that you must spray my face with 60º Perrier and my face is telling me that Perrier is at least 66º! I hate you! You're fucking fired! Ugh. And now I'm hot again. You there, put on those panda uterus skin gloves and massage my temples with some chilled creme de la blended diamonds. What did I say about making eye contact?! I hate my life. Those children in Ethiopia have no idea how good they have it!" - Caleb, last night
The audience waited, but Caleb never came back out. Two of his bandmates did and announced that the rest of the show was canceled. They told the audience, "Hate Caleb, not us."
Tonight's show in Houston was also postponed. Caleb's brother and bandmate, Jared Followill, threw a little shade when he wrote this on Twitter:
Dallas, I cannot begin to tell you how sorry I am. There are internal sicknesses & problems that have needed to be addressed. No words.I love our fans so much. I know you guys aren't stupid. I can't lie. There are problems in our band bigger than not drinking enough Gatorade.
What he's trying to say is that KoL fans should synchronize their watches for the inevitable "Caleb is in rehab due to exhaustion" announcement.
And I'm sure Jared got Caleb back for ditching the show by slipping a pea under the stack of mattresses he sleeps on every night.
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THey hate them some Glee
I haven't been this upset since the Spice Girls disbanded.
Submitted by mom232011 on Sun, 07/31/2011 - 7:43pm.
Um...does anyone else think the guy third from the front could be a young Jim Morrison??
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Not in profile, he's has the hooter from hell.
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Um...does anyone else think the guy third from the front could be a young Jim Morrison??
I just wanted to say, I had fun at my FOL's place today, so I kind of feel like a mean jerk for complaining earlier. I behaved myself.
Submitted by MudTurtle on Sun, 07/31/2011 - 9:49am.
Haha, yeah I hear ya. I also say "Fixing to" *shameface* but I can't help it and don't even realize I've said it until I get the blank stare or giggle. Funny thing is, I have some of my coworkers saying yall and learning how to appropriately say fixing to! ha.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
What a mess, this whole Followill shit. And for his brother to acknowledge publicly to their fans that there is some bigger internal shit, damn, double mess. Hope they work it out; lot of people love them.
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Submitted by Kriket on Sun, 07/31/2011 - 2:13pm.
When they performed Sex on Fire, I told my daughter if your sex is ever on fire, you need a doctor. Just a note for the future.
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Hahaha, that is some good parenting right there. :)
My 13 yo jerked me out of bed to RUSH to downtown Houston during the Final Four weekend to see Panic at the Disco. KOL performed as well. Free concerts in the park.
When they performed Sex on Fire, I told my daughter if your sex is ever on fire, you need a doctor. Just a note for the future.
It was hot that day. Its Texas in the summer. WTF?
These guys might be good musicians when they are not drunk and overheated, but their songwriting is meh at best. I don't understand why they are so popular, since their songs don't have what it takes to hook the listener. Perhaps their fans are angsty young men. Those boys don't seem to care about that.
Having now listened to "Use Somebody" (and seen the vid), I concur: they're talentless hacks.
Here's the formula: take three chords, overlay them with FX and anguished lyrics, then film band on tour. Begin and end with urban night-time helicopter shots. Be sure to include tousled beds in seedy, neon-lit motels and bleary pool halls.
I have never liked these guys. Their songs suck. "Use Somebody" is one of the worst songs on the radio. Totally over-rated. Cool name, shitty band.
I have never liked these guys. Their songs suck. "Use Somebody" is one of the worst songs on the radio. Totally over-rated. Cool name, shitty band.
was working last night and saw them on SNL.
was not impressed, I have to say.
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I get Kings of Leon and Fountains of Wayne mixed up.
And if they really are such primadonnas, they would have instructed their people to NOT schedule shows in the hottest part of the country in the hottest time of the year. If someone said Missouri in August, I'd say HELL NO.
And I can think of plenty of musicians who would give their left nuts to have played that show.
"Kiki, Oh Lady - I have been there. I am going to my Tea Party in-laws today. Pray for me."
Oh JESUS, please take the wheel for poor Super-ette. You hang in there, girl. If you lose it, I'm sure a bunch of Dlisters will take up a collection for your bail money. Seriously, with as hot as it's been lately, I think it being an asshole in the summer should be illegal.
Miz!! Where you've been, girl?
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
I can honestly say that I've never heard a track from these twats but they sound tedious as fuck...
The days of real rock stars are over-it's all the wanna be dick heads now- shut up and play the music or go back to your old job flipping hamburgers asshole...
Apparently those shitting pigeons were right.....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Even Jordan Catalano wouldn't pull that shit with his band, would he?
What a tool...is he openly gay?
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Sun, 07/31/2011 - 10:05am.
The band got through 11 songs. T
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That is odd, because the things I have read and comments from people in Dallas on blogs said they only did 4 songs.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sat, 07/30/2011 - 4:59pm.
Twatty i go on years of my (ill advised, awful) field experience before I met Mr. Putas. Thank god
he is a baldie (shaves it! ultra low maintenance) Really I would hope a good face or nice equipment would cancel out an overly stylized hair cut. Never ever worked that way for me. I now advise my friends to not date this kind of guy:)
Whoever was talking about Rammstein-- they are a riot. No bullshit band indeed. Their 'Du hast Mich' is awful and weird in English. They did the translated version and hearing them scream "You hate me' sounds odd. I used to like to dance to the German industrial bands b/c it was a great way to get the rage out, lol. Also- I never, EVER had to fend off sloppy frat guys/girls swaying on the dance floor with a drink or cig in hand. That kind of music brings on the all business and there to dance group. So, it was awesome. Now I'm mellow and shit and listen to Boards of Canada and Thievery Corporation. I only listen to the industrial when I am night driving sometimes.
How disappointing....I thought this was a breakup announcement! What a pack of pussies.
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KOL were kinda hip about 7 years ago when they were underground I think. Never liked them. I already shared my story about how Caleb is a Grade A asshole on here (backstage at festival) and when they also bring out shit like: Sex on Fire well hang your head in shame and stop whining. Oh booohoo we don't want to be famous booh. Try telling people with a real job that.
I was at this show and the level of fuckery was something to behold. First of all...he claimed his voice was gone, but they sounded great what they did sing. He was obviously drunk as shit. They are from the south, so they know that Texas in July is like America's sweaty conch...so maybe take off your tiny, skinny jeans, put on some jams and play your music. Everyone was so pissed. On the way out we saw Jesse Metcalfe who is filming the Dallas reboot...so I went to see Kings of Leon and all I got was a pic with Jesse Metcalfe...who didn't seem to be sweating at all???!!!!
The band got through 11 songs. That's actually more than most bands play. I'm not sure why they didn't pass it off as if it was just time for the show to end, but professionalism doesn't appear to be a strong trait.
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MissJaneTexas, I get shit for saying "yall" constantly. At the restaurant where I work once a month or so, I always get travelers who just laugh their ASSES off over it. One time I even had some northern people ask me THREE time to say "grits and gravy". Seriously. Oh, and the fact that my first name is Jenny, as in Forrest Gump, really gets them going. You would not believe how many times in one day I will hear my name pronounced "Jennay". And they always think they're the first ones.
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She appears to be under the delusion that she is so hot that she can go around sans fards. She needs the fards.-Deb 7/29/11
Ugh, *these* cocksuckers. Didn't take them long to forget about their music and focus on the ROCK-N-ROLL(!!). Bands like this are the ones I stop listening to when they "make it big" because they change EVERYTHING for the money...they're better off being the Sunday night house band at the local watering hole.
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Submitted by moonmaid on Sun, 07/31/2011 - 7:38am.
Submitted by MudTurtle on Sat, 07/30/2011 - 9:39pm.
Moonmaid, I know, right?! Good luck with your recovery:)
Thank you! And you know it was the meds that made me type Mudleash for your name, right? ;)
Right now dog is looking at me with that mournful stare like, can't we go for a walk before it his 101 degrees? as I lie in bed with coffee.
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*LOL* I was wondering about that! :)
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She appears to be under the delusion that she is so hot that she can go around sans fards. She needs the fards.-Deb 7/29/11
Pretentious, overrated cunts. They're the new The Strokes. Assholes. That's what you get for paying to see them.
Heck, the kids here in Detroit had to endure Heat Wave 11 - in summer school, in buildings that are not air-conditioned...
Bitchmade. I live in the piping hot desert where a decent summer day is one where it's only 105. Oddly enough, I see people on the grind here on the daily, you know, doing real jobs. I like a few of the KoL songs, but I hate bitch ass spoiled princesses like Caleb who don't know where their bread is buttered.
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Oh thank you warlizard, Fabio feels you have a nice face and a body with the symmetry" - Fabio chatting on Reddit AMA
Submitted by seejaneclick on Sun, 07/31/2011 - 8:25am.
I live in Dallas. Yesterday I delivered flowers to 3 weddings from 10-6. Unloading in the 108 degrees, back and forth, balancing, walking fast, setting up. Helped the caterer unload too..spilled boiling hot BBQ sauce all over my hand. Then, when I was done, I rushed home, walked my dogs, took a whores bath, freshened my look, changed clothes and then went to my night hostessing job where I have to climb stairs 40 million times and deal with entitiled fuckers that act like they are dining at the Waldorf.
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Haha @ 'whore's bath'..I haven't heard that expression in ages.
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Submitted by clairey claire on Sun, 07/31/2011 - 7:48am.
I used to have a client at work, female, whose name was Gay Boyman. I shit you not. There is also a girl at my daughters nursery called Marmalade.
LOL @ Gay Boyman. Sounds like an escort. Marmalade isn't too bad, but it's a little twee, like Apple. You wouldn't want your doctor or chartered accountant to be named Marmalade, but your lead signer could be.
I don't know why the band couldn't have muddled through the rest of its set. Someone else always knows the lyrics; the crowd can sing along; a guitar tech can play the rhythm parts. At least you don't have this nasty problem about quitting and screwing everyone who showed up.
Hi MizRo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where've you been?
I live in Dallas. Yesterday I delivered flowers to 3 weddings from 10-6. Unloading in the 108 degrees, back and forth, balancing, walking fast, setting up. Helped the caterer unload too..spilled boiling hot BBQ sauce all over my hand. Then, when I was done, I rushed home, walked my dogs, took a whores bath, freshened my look, changed clothes and then went to my night hostessing job where I have to climb stairs 40 million times and deal with entitiled fuckers that act like they are dining at the Waldorf.
Cry me a river, Kings of Leon. I'd kill to stand there, singing to a crowd for an hour while they admire me for being a douchebag.
Yes, it's as hot and nasty as the devil's asshole here in Dallas, but people still do their damn jobs. And I can't stand this type of music, ick.
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Pass a memo around you dumb fucks!
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 7:27pm.
Kiki and super-ette: long time no see, greetings.
OT: I don't enjoy emo at all.
Just read that their daddy was a pentecostal preacher who lost his job because of alcoholism. Guess apple not falling far from tree. They also rescheduled the aborted concert. I don't think I would want to go. And who goes to outdoor stadium concerts in Texas in July anyway? (I live here, so I know!)
Kiki, Oh Lady - I have been there. I am going to my Tea Party in-laws today. Pray for me.
I hate this band along with their overrated emo ilk. I went to a cookout at friends last night and for 5 fucking hours I had to listen to tortuous genre. FIVE HOURS PEOPLE! I didn't know it was possible to have such little diversity in one's musical taste, but I found out otherwise last night. Then my buddy had the nerve to proclaim how much he loves Nirvana and Jack White while throwing shade on Amy Winehouse. Oh really? First of all, you don't know enough about music to critique if you only listen to the same 20 songs, all of which sound identical. Also, if you love them so much, how come I haven't heard a single song by them in the past FIVE HOURS?!?!! Oh that's right: refer to the first part of my argument. Here, let me sketch you a flow chart. Btw, that's not a slam at Jack White or Nirvana. I love JW and Nirvana. As evinced by their presence on my iPod. Anyhizzle, fuck these delicate emo flowers and their brainless followers.
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
Submitted by super-ette on Sat, 07/30/2011 - 5:00pm.
You, Caleb is right up there with Trebor. Did his mother have a cold and the nurse wrote the name on the birth cert incorrectly? Terrible names. Actually, I think I went to school with at least one Caleb and a Tyler, a Raven, a boy named Toy Glasscock (whose name showed up online years later on a "ridiculous names" list)
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I used to have a client at work, female, whose name was Gay Boyman. I shit you not. There is also a girl at my daughters nursery called Marmalade. MARMALADE!!
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
What a wilting li'l flower... I know men that work in non-air conditioned buildings with 107 degree temps and humidity levels of 90%. Pfft.
I'm an April Aries.
And I spend a lot of time trying to repress my dominate nature. *LOL*
It's not working. *LOL*
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
typo on "hits" lol
Submitted by MudTurtle on Sat, 07/30/2011 - 9:39pm.
Moonmaid, I know, right?! Good luck with your recovery:)
Thank you! And you know it was the meds that made me type Mudleash for your name, right? ;)
Right now dog is looking at me with that mournful stare like, can't we go for a walk before it his 101 degrees? as I lie in bed with coffee.
I know this is NOT an Open Post, but damnit, I saw this and I got pissed off! And on the Lord's Day too???? This bitch is gonna make me lose my space in heaven.
http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/07/28/california.octomom/index.html?hpt=...
Is this cunt for real? Are we supposed to believe she was "drugged" when she was given the paper to get those 2million eggs shoved up her uterus.
I hate this bitch. I really really really REALLY hate this bitch.
And fuck Dr. Drew for giving her hair time.
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
Who the fuck is this little bitch to complain about water temp???
When people pay A LOT OF MONEY to see this lame ass group that is about the go the way of Maroon 5.
Fuck that little bitch!
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
To me it sounds like he's realizing how over privileged they are and he's tired of it. Nothing bad about that except for the fans being disappointed. He needs to chill now and go far away to find sanity again.
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Who the fuck wants to see Kings of Leon anyway. Whiney ass annoying music w/ a douche singer.