Raggedy Rihann No More

July 29, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

Long gone are the days of RiRi getting chased down by Morrissey with a shank made out of a celery stalk, because she has finally ripped the Ronald McDonald/Side Show Bob/Annie out of her hair!

While shopping for stupid shit at Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly Hills last night, RiRi’s scalp no longer looked like it was having a heavy flow day. RiRi’s weave is now the exact shade as the hair color of my junior high school friend after she got inspired by an episode of House of Style (damn you, Todd Oldham) and poured cranberry juice on the top of her head while laying out on the driveway. It looked like dead hell and also didn’t cure her hair’s bladder infection.

And while doing research for this breaking news story, I came across these works of tampon art. Tell me what your lobe size is and I’ll send you a pair next Valentine’s Day.

Tags: Mario Lopez, Rihanna, The "Who Cares?" News

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