QOTD: Meatloaf Is A Wheezing, Bleeding Ball Of Mess

July 29, 2011 / Posted by:

If Gary Busey could remember who Meat Loaf is, he would laugh his mouth Chiclets off over what went down in Pittsburgh last night. Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell. As one person slow clapped for Meat Loaf, medics helped him up and took him backstage. Meat Loaf later stumbled back on stage to finish the show and said the words most of us long to say from the bottom of a bathroom stall at the end of a Saturday night.

“I fucking fainted. I have asthma … I can’t breathe … and then … oh wait, I forgot … I got poked by a pin and bled half to death … and then I got slapped in the face and my tooth is loose.”

Blah…blah…blah…THE ARISTOCRATS!

So, basically Meat Loaf felt the way most of us feel when we read a dozen Buseyisms in a row.

via TMZ

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