Friday, July 29th 2011
QOTD: Meatloaf Is A Wheezing, Bleeding Ball Of Mess
If Gary Busey could remember who Meat Loaf is, he would laugh his mouth Chiclets off over what went down in Pittsburgh last night. Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell. As one person slow clapped for Meat Loaf, medics helped him up and took him backstage. Meat Loaf later stumbled back on stage to finish the show and said the words most of us long to say from the bottom of a bathroom stall at the end of a Saturday night.
"I fucking fainted. I have asthma ... I can't breathe ... and then ... oh wait, I forgot ... I got poked by a pin and bled half to death ... and then I got slapped in the face and my tooth is loose."
Blah...blah...blah...THE ARISTOCRATS!
So, basically Meat Loaf felt the way most of us feel when we read a dozen Buseyisms in a row.
via TMZ
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Meat needs to retire and get some rest.
I know nobody cares, but I finally saw Harry Potter and it was AWESOME! I loved it.
Dumbledore: Lily?
Snape: ALWAYS...
***swoon***
The background score was so beautiful, I almost cried. And I clapped a little, like a retard when Neville killed Nagini.
And now I feel a little sad because it spanned ten years of my youth. And it's over. And then, I feel even sadder to think that Twilight is the next generation's Harry Potter.
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"Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
Okay! I haven't read any of the comments yet, but I saw ML in concert last week (4th row centre) on the hottest night of the year (humidex of over 45 degrees celsius). I was afraid he might collapse that night. I think he came close to keeling over, but kept on going. It was an amazing, high energy show, especially for a 63 year-old guy with bad knees. I love Meat - he is so passionate about his music and, I've got to say, I've a bit of a crush on him. Feel better soon and take care. Love you Mr. Michael Lee Aday.
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"This is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
" . . . the world needs to be shut down. I mean it this time. SHUT IT DOWN". (MK, c.2009)
He should send Busey a 'thank you' card for making him relevant(ish) again. Not that Busey would understand why he's getting a card in the mail and it's not even his birthday yet.
Gotdammit I love you Michael K!!!!!!
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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell ~MK
I've been waiting this whole time for someone to show up at one of Meatloaf's concerts and throw a bunch of paints and sponges on his side of the stage just to see how he would react.
It would be hilarious if he went all ape-shit on you like he did on Gary Busey for doing just that..:)
You see, Im one of those bitches who laughs/claps at inappropriate moments, so I love this.
Also, I worked with a fire breathing cunt who our boss adored, but treated me like shit. It really messed with my self esteem... Until my boss told me how great a job I was doing, and I realized his opinion was the only one that matterd.
Also I found out my boss's boss thought she was a bitch!
1) If it's in PA, then it's Pittsburgh with an "H"!
2) I'm surprised people didn't start a round of "Here we go Steelers, Here we go!"
This actually happened at an outdoor Tom Petty Show a few years back during a break. Gotta love the Steeler Nation.
As for office issues, I have none. I am happy to work with plants, mulch, bugs, and dirt. Some shrubs and trees may have thorns that stab me, but I expect it, and it's never in the back.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 1:27pm.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 1:11pm.
On the upside, if you can survive in that kind of environment you can survive just about anywhere. I worked for several companies, and after a while you start seeing patterns. It's like they have moulds for office employees: the raunchy guy from Sales, the disgrunted older Management Secretary who stands her ground, the hot young thing at Marketing, etc. When I first started working I had virtually no self-esteem, but seeing all those clowns in action soon made me realize that it's all make believe and pretend play.
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I totally agree. With all of this. If you want a taste of the real world is made of .. get yourself an office job in a big corporation.
Been there, several times, done that. and those experiences filled in the few gaps in my education on how shitty people really can be, in certain situations .. that high school didn't teach ...
Mostly soured on the general world population; but do like a select few individuals, who restore my faith in humanity from time to time.
*lotioning up myself with Bath and Body Works right in front of Jack's office*
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 1:11pm.
On the upside, if you can survive in that kind of environment you can survive just about anywhere. I worked for several companies, and after a while you start seeing patterns. It's like they have moulds for office employees: the raunchy guy from Sales, the disgrunted older Management Secretary who stands her ground, the hot young thing at Marketing, etc. When I first started working I had virtually no self-esteem, but seeing all those clowns in action soon made me realize that it's all make believe and pretend play.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 1:07pm.
I don't mind the politics, it's the fucking PEOPLE I hate.
*eats Activia while staring at jack and then takes a shit-break *
What?
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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http://www.youtube.com/user/beeper246#p/a/u/2/BrO86m4qAEs
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 1:05pm.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 12:59pm.
"M.E., I know what you mean. I don't miss office politics in the slightest."
Me neither. The big difference between men and women in the work place is that men will be blunt and in your face, trying to keep you down, whilst women try to stab you in the back. Being fairly WYSIWYG myself I got exhausted in the end.
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How about an Aspergers co-worker? Always a fun nut to have in the mix.
who wants to hold me under holy water if I get TOO HOT HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT????!!!!
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 1:07pm.
I don't mind the politics, it's the fucking PEOPLE I hate.
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*runs back and forth in front of your office with flip flops*
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 12:55pm.
I'm not bitching about womens rights. I'm just complaining about hormonal assholes.
*goes to lunch*
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Yeah, I thought that was pretty clear, actually. Most of us have been there. Don't worry :-)
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
I ♥ Meatloaf.
He used to live nearby, in Redding, CT.
Don't know if he still does. Maybe one of these
days I'll see him in the Danbury Mall here.
If I do, I'm so asking for a photo op.
Mickey- I know what you mean. There's an underhandedness to some women- not all, but you know what they say about one apple...
Some women are just wired to see others as competition and it breeds such insincerity.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
I don't mind the politics, it's the fucking PEOPLE I hate.
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*paging Suzie Fuller*
Team working with men rules!! I do love my girlfriends, but I hand pick those.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 12:59pm.
"M.E., I know what you mean. I don't miss office politics in the slightest."
Me neither. The big difference between men and women in the work place is that men will be blunt and in your face, trying to keep you down, whilst women try to stab you in the back. Being fairly WYSIWYG myself I got exhausted in the end.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
M.E., I know what you mean. I don't miss office politics in the slightest.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
You know it's a slow ass news day when MK's reporting on Meatloaf. :p I'm glad he didn't break a hip or anything though.
Stoney - but then what will us guys have to play with??
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*paging Suzie Fuller*
My experience has been that the sensitive sob-sister guy was always being told "Sorry, I just don't like you in THAT way." While the insensitive brute they complained about was getting all the good lovin'.
My solution was to become an insensitive brute... ;)
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 12:53pm.
I actually wanted to friend this guy cuz we both cry a lot.
I didn't know if that was the best basis for a friendship tho.
Miss snowpiece,
I'm pretty sure he fed his fans MEATLOAF. HELLO? ;)
Yeah but did he feed his fans Mickey Dee's afterwards?
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
LOL snowy thanks for the hand!!!
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*paging Suzie Fuller*
I'm not bitching about womens rights. I'm just complaining about hormonal assholes.
*goes to lunch*
I actually wanted to friend this guy cuz we both cry a lot.
I didn't know if that was the best basis for a friendship tho.
♥ Threadkilla!
RIP, Amy: Sep14,1983 to Jul23,2011
http://youtu.be/Con6WaimJ6c
Sometimes I wonder why women bother doing anything at all, especially work. They should all just die, am I right?
*rolls eyes and leaves thread all bitchy*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
The meatloaf hits in the 70s didn't meet my standards of rock, but I suppose were interesting, if overly long, story songs. I thought that by being fat, drenched in sweat, and performing with buxom sidekicks, and singing about being tortured by women, he was sort of an anti-rock star.
What became interesting in the 80s was a phenomenen at wedding receptions where women would form a line and act out the song while its being played. I can recall my first wife and a dozen other drunken gals gleefully pointing their fingers at the guys and mouthing "Stop right there! Before we go any further..."
LOL JACK THAT WAS MEEEEE
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
LMAO@ blah...blah...blah...THE ARISTOCRATS!
LOLOLOLOLOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
RIP, Amy: Sep14,1983 to Jul23,2011
http://youtu.be/Con6WaimJ6c
Poor Meatloaf. I like him, so i hope he gets better.
M.E. i hear you. I`m working with nothing but women and one extremely feminine gay guy, who might as well have a vagina. Its a bitch-fest every fucking day. Thank God 98 percent of my costumers are male.....
Team male Coworkers. In my old job i worked with nothing but men, and what a pleasure that was. ..
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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http://www.youtube.com/user/beeper246#p/a/u/2/BrO86m4qAEs
I can't really look at him the same way since I saw him on Celebrity Apprentice. His disposition lies somewhere between moody and mentally unstable. He's got problems. He literally cries at everything.
My tooth is loose?!?!? Sorry, but that's funny!
Sounds like a bad show for Meatloaf and an awesome show for the ticket buying public. Now THAT'S entertainment!
I think Meatloaf's statement needs more anal references and proclamations of love for sibling molestation to warrant THE ARISTOCRATS! shout-out, but I still love it.
I think I heard someone clapping like that a few weeks ago...
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*paging Suzie Fuller*
i gotta a kunty femalee producer
thinks she can swing a dick on a desk
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
I just had this conversation with my daughter yesterday.
OFFICE BITCHES ARE SO NOT WORTH IT!
Don't let them get to you.
Disappear for 10 minutes with a coffee and snicker's bar (this combo will make anything better!)
The day is almost over!
And Meat go sit down someplace and stay there.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 12:04pm.
That's why I love my male dominated work place! ha. Although it's increasingly getting closer to 50/50. I have tried to befriend two female coworkers in the past 8 years and they both turned out to be PYSCHO. Lol.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Unbelievable how some asshole in the crowd is basically heckling and clapping. For all anyone knew, Meatloaf could have had a heart attack. Some people are unf*cking believable.
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Submitted by Nanners on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 11:51am.
What a guy
Makes you cry
Und I did
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:-D EDDIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why is this a surprise? This side of mad cow beef needed oxygen onstage 34 years ago.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
That's really strange to read these posts because i've been aware for awhile now, I don't "act" like a lot of women. I don't get giggly, altho I will LMAO if i have reason, i'm not a crier not moody, I might as well grow a dick.
ps
I hate chick flicks HATE them.
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Oh God ,why don't you go sit under a rainbow and write a poem, Kyle.
The aristorcats ---- Ah-Ma-Zing!
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 11:56am.
Off Topic - there is too much estrogen being put out in this office today and I'm going to rip someone's fucking throat out.
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Speaking of which, for all you FB users, this year's stupid "let's be giggly obnoxious schoolgirls and not tell the boys what we're talking about in the name of breast cancer" thing is their shoe size + "inches". Yup, I'm telling everyone because this shit is stupid and accomplishes nothing.
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
Thanks Mickey - It sucks she's one of those "I'm always right" kind of bitches.
ANYWHORE! - Meatloaf + Fight Club = AWESOME.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS!