Prince Hot Ginge Calls Pippa A "Foxy Filly"
You know those plastic swan favors you get at weddings that I always go on about? The ones that are usually filled with pastel Jordan almonds wrapped in white netting? You always take that plastic swan favor home and put it on your coffee table where it spends the next few months being a catcher for crap like cherry pits, peanut shells, loogie balls and random toe nails you find on the floor (sometimes they belong to me, sometimes my dog, sometimes I have no idea).
When you're forced to move after you fall behind on your rent and need to get into a new apartment before your landlord screws up your credit by reporting you to a collection agency, you even wrap that plastic swan favor in an old magazine sheet and bring it with you. You don't know why. It's like it hypnotized you with its little plastic eyes and is controlling you to drag it with you through life. Seriously, I have a menagerie of those useless bitches. And now I have another one: PIPPA MIDDLETON!
The royal wedding was a million years ago and Pippa Middleton, the human embodiment of a plastic swan favor, is still sitting on my coffee table staring at me like, "You're in it forever, whore." What's worse is that plastic swan favor is getting her own special on TLC called Crazy About Pippa. Who exactly is crazy about that bland bitch? Can they step forward, because I have a menagerie of plastic swan favors I'd like to beat them in the head with.
Of course, TLC is dragging the tingle in my loins that is Prince Hot Ginge into this. Radar says that in the special, some "insider" claims that one of PHG's nicknames for Pippa is "Foxy Filly." This fraudulent piece of non-information should inspire me to line up my menagerie of plastic swan favors, fill them with cold cauliflower mash (to represent Pippa's unflavored ass) and slap 'em all, but it doesn't. I walked away from that urge and instead decided to look up the true meanings of FOXY and FILLY. It massaged my jealous rage and opened up my third eye (it's winking at you). The definitions are:
fox·y [fok-see]
adjective, fox·i·er, fox·i·est.
1. foxlike; cunning or crafty; slyly clever.
fil·ly [fil-ee]
noun, plural -lies.
1. a young female horse.
Unlike the insane moron bitch who e-mailed me and said that my Prince Hot Ginge obsession should land me in a padded room where the color ginge does not exist, Dictionary.com does not tell lies. PHG is basically calling Pippa a shifty horse. And we all know that shifty horses are in CAHOOTS with plastic swan favors. Makes sense.
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Harry looks like such a perv... I can just imagine the crap that flies out of his mouth.
Submitted by the_hot_chick on Sat, 07/30/2011 - 9:31am.
Yes thats right dear The royals had NO idea about anything and never did any charitable work until Saint Diana showed them how too…-total crap...
It takes more that a stylist to transform someone -its an internal thing also so no-Im not that impressed clothes….
Oh and by they way 'jack ass' sounds like you've brought into to the PR so STFU….
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Submitted by the_hot_chick on Sat, 07/30/2011 - 9:31am.
Yes thats right dear The royals had NO idea about anything and never did any charitable work until Saint Diana showed them how too…-total crap...
It takes more that a stylist to transform someone -its an internal thing also so no-Im not that impressed clothes….
Oh and by they way 'jack ass' sounds like you've brought into to the PR so STFU….
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Submitted by the_hot_chick on Sat, 07/30/2011 - 9:31am.
I think I love you. Everything you said is spot on. And if people don't believe it they can find it on the net because it's all there. You can't hide 9 years of stories just because she finally got that ring.
Submitted by cprincess on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 7:50pm.
"she literally transformed overnight into a duchess"
You mean the royals got Waity a world class stylist overnight.
Jesus, are you really THAT impressed by clothes?
And are you really trying to dump Diana's chosen career as an educator? As if it were somehow less than Waity's non-existent career? Oh wait. Waity did work part time as a buyer for a boutique, until her mom and dad hired her to blog about the family business. HA!
"Duchess Kate here and William have a natural rapport"
According to who? These are two supposedly in love people who never show affection in public.
"she was AMAZING on their trip to Canada, and the US,was completely natural with people"
Kate was "natural" with people? Because she was willing to shake hands with the adoring public, creamed herself over the spotlight, and hugged a sick child in a pre-arranged completely staged photo op. Which the Royal family only embraces now because of the charity work Diana insisted on doing when they weren't into it.
"-there were shades of Diana"
Because, in spite of your pathetic attempts to dump on her, Diana was charitable and natural with people. SHE was the "people's princess", not the gold digging media ho in designer duds that you're so in love with.
Stop buying into pr jackass.
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An egotist is a person of low taste - more interested in himself than in me.
And the cirurgia plastica Brits are exporting some fuckin' billioniare princess bitch who just paid $85 million ginecomastia for Candy Seios Spelling's old mansion and she's moving to LaLaLand. Why? I don't lipoaspiração know.
But this I do know... I don't care!!!
Yeah, like Pippa would ever give that fat, booze-faced drunk a chance.
He's not even royalty, he's a bastard and everyone knows it.
It's quite obvious that PHG in bed would be a real dud, drunk, flaccid, farting and steaming alcohol fumes.
Pippa can do better.
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Submitted by GlitterKitty on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:40am.
Hoegarten
Come on give the girl a chance. She seems harmless and with Diana it is 30 odd years of hindsight. She only just joined the firm. In the beginning lots of us wondered what the hell Diana did. All the charity stuff came later. It is easy to look back at her with rose tinted glasses, she wasn't some amazing angel.
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Slow clap. I really can't with the canonization of Diana
Not to harp on this……."
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I completely disagree with what you said…Diana before marriage which incidentally she knew what she was getting into because the Spencer's were around the Royals had a job as a kindergarten teacher,barely completed school and certainly did not devote her life to charity…
She grew into her role and she became very good at it and as regards her looking like a princess-no she didn't until later on and in fact it was just before she died that she looked incredible….
Duchess Kate here and William have a natural rapport and she literally transformed overnight into a duchess-she was AMAZING on their trip to Canada, and the US,was completely natural with people -there were shades of Diana and they actually look as if they love each other-not normally a pre requisite for a royal marriage….
Diana was complex,damaged by her childhood,manipulative,unstable and yet became a shinning star.
Duchess Kate here is already great and bedsides she's got dimples!
The pain in the ass sister needs to chill out and stay home for a while though….
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Eh yeah -if you say so MK…..
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
It has nothing to do with horses. It's "Phillie", short for Philippa.
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Save it for your Linkedin profile, bitch!
I am beyond hoffified
This is probably the most conclusive evidence ever presented that PHG is actually Prince Charles' spawn.
The horsey fixation, Porphyria (see under "Mad King George") and flapping jug ears are the telltale genetic traits of a true British royal.
Now, if only the male pattern baldness would set in for absolute proof of paternity.
Who needs those newfangled DNA tests.
@bbgemini lol at salt & pippa.
waity & pippa are nice looking for a coupla well preserved 45 year olds.
*takes bong hit with Pippa*
HATERS!!!
YES!!! I knew it...you know why? 'Cause Pippa is hot that's why! H-O-T
As much as the Daily Mail (and the Middletons, maybe) would like to see Pippa and PHG get it on ... er, no. In fact I predict PHG won't get married until he's at least 35 - especially if Wills spawns in the next couple of years. PHG will be having way too much fun to settle down.
Btw, there's a great article about the previous generation's second son (Andrew) on the Vanity Fair website. Makes me wonder if Wills was sent out to marry someone outwith the "aristocracy" just to get some new, non-mental genes into "The Firm"...
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He's whiter than white, so maybe we can call them Salt and Pippa?
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Submitted by GlitterKitty on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:40am.
Hoegarten
Come on give the girl a chance. She seems harmless and with Diana it is 30 odd years of hindsight. She only just joined the firm. In the beginning lots of us wondered what the hell Diana did. All the charity stuff came later. It is easy to look back at her with rose tinted glasses, she wasn't some amazing angel.
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Slow clap. I really can't with the canonization of Diana
Not to harp on this, because I didn't really love Diana. I was born in 1983, and what I knew of her in the 90's was that she wasn't stunningley beautiful and her divorce was terribly messy. Not to mention her ho shit had come out by then, as well as all the crazy things she did like throwing herself down the steps when she was pregnant with William, the buliema, the 5 suicide attempts...and then telling the press about it as well...But I think she is the lesser of two evils.
Diana looked the part of the princess. I know its unfair to compare a 20 year old to a 29 year old, but Diana was pretty and cute, and at 29 you're just not cute and sweet anymore. Katy is still pretty young but just not what I imagine a princess would look like.
Diana volunteered to help disabled people when she was young, way before she got married. She also had an actual job, unlike Katy. Kate only had one job after she graduated from college- an acessories buyer-that the queen asked her to get to improve her image. It was a 3-4 day a week job, and she didn't even keep it or do a decent job while she was there. Diana didn't straight away jump into charity work because at 20 years old it is hard to know what causes you passionatly care about, let alone what you can do to help those causes, especially when you have two young kids with a guy who is cheating on you and you're just trying to keep your composure(Well, it would be difficult for a young person of high pedigree). But, by the time she was 25 she dived in head first into her charity work. It wasn't really the actual charity work per se, but actually a personality trait of caring about people, that a typical person aspires to.
Katy is 29, she has no causes, no overwhelming acheivments. I guess being a good student is admirable..
She's an ok girl and everything, but she's just a woman who married into a rich and connected family and had a spectacular wedding. Like many in the royal family, she just doesn't seem "royal".
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Remember in the 90's when people said "hey, its the 90s right?"
Now just what is so appealing about this broad?
She's an unattractive breadstick who's sisters is another unattractive breadstick, but just happened to luck out by taking a ride on a royal scepter.
Big fucking deal.
Both of their bodies creep me out. They're like sticks. They have no hips. And no, I don't think Pippa's ass was that nice.
Would anyone like to live off the grid with me?
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watch me rant: http://www.youtube.com/user/gineriella
Bah, I don't believe it. If Harry found Pippa even remotely hot he would have dated her sometime in the last 10 years, not given her some corny nickname.
I'll bet Kate Middleton suggested her fugly sister as a potential match for Harry 10 years, but Harry told Will 'hells to the no' after he saw what she looked like. He likes busty blondes, so the media need to stop lying. It's embarassing
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My heart sounds just for you my dear...
@ GlitterKitty
Please. There are lots of guys who stay with women they're just not that into, always hoping/waiting for someone better to come along.
Sometimes, they stay with Miss Not The One for years, never getting married. Then when the relationship finally ends, marry someone else asap. (For celebrity example, see Lamar Odom).
Sometimes, the guy does marry Miss Not The One, for lots of reasons, but none of them love:
"she put in her time"
"I've got to get married eventually, and it might as well be her"
"My mother/family likes her"
etc etc Whatever.
William broke up with Waity 8 times in the 8-10 years they were together. That's about once per year. I thought it was funny how in their engagement interview, she tried to make out like it was only once. HA! She was too "clingy" in his opinion (something she did cop to in the interview); he was interested in various other women, who all didn't want him (his receding hairline, his crazy family, not wanting to move to England, and not wanting to convert to Anglicanism were all reasons).
If you think the Queen didn't pressure him to chose a bride asap so she (the Queen) could personally vet her (the bride), you're naive. Granny definitely wanted to approve of who would wear her crown. By extension, his advisers and handlers were pressuring him to propose (following the Queen's lead). The UK public may not have been crazy for Kate, but she's nice looking enough, thin, hasn't personally done or said anything too humiliating, and after awhile, the public was comfortable with her. And he probably thought if he didn't propose to her after so much time he'd look like a jerk.
If he kept coming back to her after every break up, it wasn't out of love or devotion. He wanted available sex with someone who wanted him (a great self esteem boost after being rejected by someone you'd rather have been with). After awhile, it was apparent he didn't have many options for a bride; Kate was there, waiting and available, and he was still being pressured to secure a wife.
I predict he'll stay with her long enough to produce an "heir" and a "spare", then file for divorce.
And PS: fairy tales are for children. I'm not going to buy into believing that 2 people are perfect, or perfect for each other, just because she got to wear a tiara with her white dress.
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Pippa wearing that tight ass dress to the wedding obviously was looking for attention. Too bad it's mostly a bunch of people saying she is a butterface.
Everytime I see a photo of Pippa, I think of a frog sitting on a lilly pad.
I wonder why?
fail-- the royal Illuminati got me.
fail-multiple post
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:40am.
Hoegarten
Come on give the girl a chance. She seems harmless and with Diana it is 30 odd years of hindsight. She only just joined the firm. In the beginning lots of us wondered what the hell Diana did. All the charity stuff came later. It is easy to look back at her with rose tinted glasses, she wasn't some amazing angel.
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Slow clap. I really can't with the canonization of Diana.
The hot chick; you really think he stayed with someone "he isn't into" THAT long? Since uni? Ehr... I think they may be dull but I think they do genuinely love one another. And at least they had a proper period before marriage unlike di and charles. Now SHE was picked due to pressure.
There is absolutely no fucking way PH uses words like that. Fail.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
He may have poor taste in women, I find him Fery Funny.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Who caaaaaaaaares, Pippa is plain as day.
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For your health.
Pippa looks like the girl who played Chris Farley's love interest in "Tommy Boy." That's really all I can think of to say about her.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
hot ginge's evil grandfather said that shit i think,i just remembered that he used to be prince of Greece for a little while,the plot thickens
Submitted by Hoegarten on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:31am.
I'm sorry Kate is just not a princess- and I don't mean just by title. Diana had.... a benevolence and empathy that only fairy tale princesses have. She actually worked with disabled people from when she was young and there wasn't a camera on her. She even had a job when she didn't need to-unlike Kate, and that was as a daycare assistant, having to be pretty patient to work with young children. She actually worked some trying and thankless jobs (for a royal anyway) while having a smile on her face.
FUCKING THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tired of Kate and Pippy Longbottom. Both overrated. Both not "beautiful". Both spoiled rich kids who want to milk royal connections for all the money/fame its worth.
And Pippa's "assets" in the wedding dress were likely butt pads. She seems to suffer from NoAssAtAlL, and with the dress being so tight, she probably needed padding below (and up top too).
I don't believe William is that into Kate (I think he was under tremendous pressure to choose a bride while his grandmother was still alive/well enough to vet her, and Kate was willing and available). I also don't believe that Kate is that into William (he's rich, she'll be Princess of Wales/Queen of England/set for life, and she probably figured he didn't have many other options).
As for Pippa, I think her family not only wants to make her a "star", but they'd love to see her with Harry. I think they're the ones leaking these rumors. The royal family has no vested interest in wanting to see Harry with Pippa Middleton. They'd probably prefer it for him to marry the princess of some other European nation. Being with Pippa does nothing for Harry or his family; it does great things for Pippa and her family.
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Pippa's homely and the only nice thing I can say about her body is it's not fat.
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 8:59am.
.... I know the media desperately wants Harry and Pippa to get together.
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who can blame them? the other two are as dull as dishwater.
eta: not that these two are any better, but they at least look like they have some naughtiness in them.
I read the recent NYT profile of Paz de la Huerta with way too much interest. Not only would she serve jello shots made of amontillado sherry from her cooch, but her father is a bona fide Spanish duke.
The thought that immediately popped into my head when I read this: The future Princess Hot Ginge should be Dona Spaz de la Huerta!
ETA: Unlike the unfortunate Middleton girls, I believe that Spaz would actually be eligible to be titled "Princess" upon marriage to a royal.
Cors we love F! And no. He's probably say: She'll do for tonight
Foxy Filly. FFS... that's what a pervy uncle at a posh wedding would say. I am surprised they didn't make it: "Whathooo chaps, that there is a right foxy filly I say" to complete the stereotype. And he probably adjusted his popped out monocle according to them too.
@ Glitterkitty: "Beautiful and the Damned"
I loves me some F. Scott Fitzgerald! Didn't know you Brits did too. And yeah, Foxy Filly didn't sound like something Ginge would say. Between being young, British and upperclass, he probably has a whole vocab that a lot of us wouldn't get.
Hoegarten
Come on give the girl a chance. She seems harmless and with Diana it is 30 odd years of hindsight. She only just joined the firm. In the beginning lots of us wondered what the hell Diana did. All the charity stuff came later. It is easy to look back at her with rose tinted glasses, she wasn't some amazing angel.
As a Brit I can guarantee all my Dlisted friends: No one nder the age of 70 uses the word "filly". I don't believe Harry would. Posh, poor whatever. We aren't in the 1920s with the Beautiful and the Damned.
Pippa looked great at the wedding, and she has a figure reached by exercise. Her face however...when she doesn't have her hair half up....meh. Katie used to be an athlete but now I'm not so sure about how she gets her figure.
I kind of feel bad for Pippa because Buckingham Palace is paying the media to try and make us envious of Pippa, but instead there is a backlash and she has to hear from thousands of people all over the world saying how she is not particularly beautiful.
TLC has a bunch of specials on the Royals: Crazy about Harry, one on Prince William, Diana and the queen. I saw them all on OnDemand. They're all stupid.
And I wish these girls would wear some goddamn jewelry. With the dark hair, dark eyes, and tanned skin they are basically brown/ black girls. We need bright colored clothing and be adorned with more jewelry to really "pop". They look too plain. The Queen is always dripping with diamonds, so I don't know why Kate cannot spring for a nice statement necklace or a tennis bracelet once in a while.
I'm sorry Kate is just not a princess- and I don't mean just by title. Diana had a youthful glow, delicate features, crystal blue eyes, and a nicer tiara (I guess the Spencer family tiara) that complimented her youthful glow on her wedding day. She also had a benevolence and empathy that only fairy tale princesses have. She actually worked withd disabled people from when she was young and there wasn't a camera on her. She even had a job when she didn't need to-unlike Kate, and that was as a daycare assistant, having to be pretty patient to work with young children. She actually worked some trying and thankless jobs (for a royal anyway) while having a smile on her face.
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Remember in the 90's when people said "hey, its the 90s right?"
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To say this bitch is bland is just a lie...she is fucking ugly. Come on now....
haha!Philip in Greek actually means friend of horses
Lol jack. @ Turtle... it took me forevahhhh to find this gem. I thought I deleted it a long time ago but here it is! More crude for the party haha
Lol jack. @ Turtle... it took me forevahhhh to find this gem. I thought I deleted it a long time ago but here it is! More crude for the party haha
"DIRRTAY MARE" is what he really said. That is royal lingo on what all the know is a..DIRTY MARE. Schooled.
JersyGirl hit it right on the head! Thank you!
And the Brits are exporting some fuckin' billioniare princess bitch who just paid $85 million for Candy Spelling's old mansion and she's moving to LaLaLand. Why? I don't know.
But this I do know... I don't care!!!
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11