Open Post: Hosted By Kitler

July 29, 2011 / Posted by:

Meet a 6-week-old furry clump of awww who nearly died of starvation when she was left abandoned on the side of a road and is now feeling more cold shade from humanity. The staff at Godmanchester’s Wood Green animal shelter, who nursed her back to health and named her Kitler, told Metro that nobody wants to adopt her and they think it has something to do with the natural born Hitler stache over her tiny mouth.

“We re-home five and a half thousand animals every year but we cannot find a loving owner for Kitler. We think her unusual markings are putting people off. Kitler is an adorable little girl who will make a wonderful addition to the right family. She is really playful and a typical sweet kitten.”

Will somebody heil those dumb bitches in the back of the head? It’s not because of her markings, it’s because of the fact that you named her KITLER! You can try to make her seem as adorable as possible by naming her cage “Meowschwitz” and telling people she loves to recite meows from Meow Kampf, but it’s not going to work! Hitler cannot be adorable. (Okay, Kitler is slightly adorable). They need to squash the rumors of Kitler’s hate for Jew cats by putting together a friendly photo-op between her and Yarmulkitteh.

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