Morrissey Will Call Lady Gaga "Lady Hitler" In 3..2..

Vegan, animal activist and noted cuntatarian Morrissey puked out a quarter pounder of shit with an extra slice of inappropriateness the other night when he compared the massacre in Norway to the slaughter of cows for McDonald's "meat." Hold that thought, Morrissey, because Lady Caca's slaves delivered bags upon bags of McDonald's to all of the fans that waited outside of the Chateau Marmont for hours to meet her. Why wait for hours to meet Caca when they could've been at home fucking themselves with a Breathless Mahoney doll since it's practically the same thing? But that's a question for another day.

Along with the bags full of screaming cow patties, Caca attached this little love note:

"Dear little monsters. Thank you for singing to me all day and night. I love you with all my heart. You make everyday worth living. Kisses to the cops for keeping you safe. Love Lady GaGa"

Do you want to wrap the map to Caca's meat Nazi (Meatzi?) bunker in lettuce leaves and pass it to Morrissey or shall I? Wait. Or are we supposed to bolt the theater doors and hold Caca down while Morrissey writes "MEATZI" on that bitch's forehead in tahini sauce? I forget how the movie goes.

And here's Lady Hitler leaving her hotel last night while looking like a lazy-eyed, coked-up trans bunny in a Donatella Versace wig and one of Morticia's old dresses. Or if you want the short version: looking like Elvira Aguilera.

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Submitted by She Stinks on Sun, 07/31/2011 - 4:27pm.

She looks like Donatella Versace. When will the Gaga backlash start? I'm thinking soon?

Submitted by boston61 on Sat, 07/30/2011 - 7:55am.

I love Gaga's voice but she is a world class plagiarist IMO. I think she got small breast implants. Say what you will about Amy Winehouse she was a real artist.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 07/30/2011 - 5:33am.

Caca needs a mask

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Submitted by Lemonene on Sat, 07/30/2011 - 1:52am.

Submitted by howdareyou on Sat, 07/30/2011 - 3:13am.
Submitted by valterchaves on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:18pm.

I can't stand her.

Still, feeding her fans is more than most celebrities do. I think I've read about her doing this before, so she probably has a deal with lipoaspiração McDonald's, since this ends up being advertising for aumento peniano them.
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Submitted by howdareyou on Sat, 07/30/2011 - 1:43am.

Submitted by valterchaves on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:18pm.

I can't stand her.

Submitted by Callie on Sat, 07/30/2011 - 1:37am.

Damn, Gaga was so ugly in the close-ups that when I refreshed and saw Sarah Jessica at the top of the page, Sarah looked beautiful in comparison.

Submitted by valterchaves on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 8:48pm.

I can't stand her.

Submitted by Nesslady on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 7:55pm.

I love her for having that tough piece of a body guard behind her! Rrrrr, what a babe!

Submitted by becky n sydney on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 7:20pm.

I would have been impressed by her generosity if she hadn't turned it into a publicity release.
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Submitted by MaxiePad on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 5:28pm.

Christina looks very odd in these pics. What exactly happened to her fac..... OMFG

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Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 5:25pm.

"Also, vegans can suck it, Ill take a juicy burger over a salad any day, it's called the food chain moron."

Wow. Thanks! I may disagree with Morrissey's tactics, but his dietary choices do not make him a moron. The "food chain"...wouldn't that mean that WE should be eaten by predators?

As for Gaga...totally sick of this ho.

Submitted by LAXpat on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 5:15pm.

Get thee to a tailor, Gaga...!

And a circular splotch of mascara on the face does not a "beauty mark" make!

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Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 4:35pm.

I thought there was a speck on my screen and I tried to rub her mole off.

Submitted by Winnyfranfran on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 3:06pm.

She is hideous.

Submitted by Secret Original on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 2:22pm.

God help me, I love her.

Submitted by rotten_egg on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 2:19pm.

-"Submitted by illuminaupolis on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 2:12pm.
GaGa is just like a Big Mac. Over a billion sold, no nutritional value, and you want to take a shower to wash the grease out of your pours afterwards."

Best description of CaCa I've read.

Of course she buys her cheap fans cheap food because she's a cheap "artist" with cheap music. And could the mouthbreather close her stupid yapper?.

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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 2:09pm.

Godalmighty, that face! No wonder she covers it with veils and meat.
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Submitted by c-est_moi on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 1:59pm.

Bloat-era Christina Aguilera meets Morticia.

Submitted by c-est_moi on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 1:59pm.

Bloat-era Christina Aguilera meets Morticia.

Submitted by c-est_moi on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 1:59pm.

Bloat-era Christina Aguilera meets Morticia.

Submitted by angry_secretary on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 1:51pm.

holy wonk eye!

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Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 12:55pm.

How can a young woman that age already have stretch marks on her breasts? They don't look that big either to be so heavy that they would stretch out the skin that much.
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Sudden weight loss can do that to you. Or not wearing a bra from day one- I used to have a classmate who never wore a bra as her mum wouldn't buy her one and she had some of the saggiest breasts I've ever seen.

Off topic- I can see that teenagers in the US are also wearing those nasty barely-covers-your-asscheeks skirts in which the moment the bend over even in the slightest their privates are flapping in the wind like some chicken wings. What's wrong with having your butt covered? All they ever do is walk around pulling those things down every 5 seconds.

Submitted by quickkill on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 1:36pm.

That is inappropriate of Morrissey. I am now a vegetarian, and sometimes fanatics make it worse for people to learn more about meatless diets. That being said, Lady Gaga does get on my vegetarian nerves with some of her antics.

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Submitted by modelspiceboi on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 12:23pm.
To: "Lady" Gaga

From: Christina Aguilera

Would you kindly stop digging through my Goodwill boxes when I leave them out on the curb for pickup?

Sincerely,
Christina Aguilera

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Submitted by chaka1 on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 12:57pm.

Enough about her..

Who is that hot piece bodyguard in the grey suit? DAMN!!! I want him inside of me!!!

Submitted by illuminaupolis on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 12:42pm.

GaGa is just like a Big Mac. Over a billion sold, no nutritional value, and you want to take a shower to wash the grease out of your pours afterwards.

Submitted by sarah990 on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 12:22pm.

How can anyone hate on someone for giving them free food? I mean it's more than other people do for their fans. She also gives them pizza and cookies and one time she bought all the fans waiting flowers. Also, vegans can suck it, Ill take a juicy burger over a salad any day, it's called the food chain moron.

Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 12:15pm.

La Dona Elvira Caca Aguilera!

Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 11:59am.

Yummy blonde bodyguard...

Submitted by Albatross on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 11:50am.

That's a pretty cool thing she did, IMO.

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Submitted by gina latina on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 11:41am.

When I post here it's usually to snark on celebutards, not defend them, but in this case I have to stick up for Gaga.

Cracks me up that she gets demonized for, OMG, buying food for her fans! THE NERVE! While I'd rather starve than eat McD's, I think it's a very decent gesture in her part to buy lunch for her fans. She's done this before. When she performed on GMA she had pizzas delivered to her waiting fans. Most celebrities could care less that their fans have waited in the heat/rain/snow/cold for hours to catch a glimpse of them. Gaga seems appreciative of her fans and tries to reciprocate the appreciation. She knows that if it wasn't for them, she'd just be another weirdo performance "artist" playing hole-in-the-wall bars in New York.

Hate on her for her style, her music, her personality, whatever. But don't hate her for doing something nice, FFS!

BTW, Xtina called. She wants her 2005 style back.

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Submitted by saltydog88 on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 11:36am.

I saw her last night live for her Jimmy Kimmel performance, she was really good.

Also, I don't think she looks like Christina there at all, she is just wearing red lipstick which yes is a Christina trademark but she hardly invented it.

Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 11:25am.

How can a young woman that age already have stretch marks on her breasts? They don't look that big either to be so heavy that they would stretch out the skin that much.

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Submitted by MudTurtle on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 11:19am.

I still can't stand her but I think this is a pretty nice thing she did. Who don't love some McD's, especially when it's free!?!

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Submitted by Few Words on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 11:06am.

yoddle off bitch

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:59am.

McVomit's value menu for everybody!! Only the best for her little monsters.

oh and by the by, there's only ONE Elvira and honey, you ain't it.

Submitted by Whatever on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:58am.

Why is this annoying woman still around?

Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 11:00am.

What the hell is going on in thumb 12? Is GaGa stumbling and falling down?

Submitted by Emeriesan on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:56am.

It'd take me more than a limp burger n chips combo to make me wait around for this albino version of Morticia. Not a big enough gesture to forgive her lame ass music.

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Submitted by modelspiceboi on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:53am.

To: "Lady" Gaga

From: Christina Aguilera

Would you kindly stop digging through my Goodwill boxes when I leave them out on the curb for pickup?

Sincerely,
Christina Aguilera
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On a related note, Christina has been losing weight recently.

Submitted by Supertramp on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:52am.

Wow, it's a clone of Christina Aguillera!

I'm officially tired of her.

Submitted by Jeanneee on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:43am.

Submitted by celialove on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 12:09pm.
Jeeaaane - kill ya self. Sending out murder is sooooo thoughtful. Caca fans are dumb.
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Submitted by _meh_ on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:39am.

well, thats nice. I dont have anything bad to say about that, just that her music sucks balls.

Submitted by celialove on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:39am.

Jeeaaane - kill ya self. Sending out murder is sooooo thoughtful. Caca fans are dumb.

Submitted by SoulTaker on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:35am.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 11:59am.
Oh FFS! She didn't have to do anything for those people, but she did, and I am so sorry that it wasn't a fucking 7-course meal from The Polo lounge, replete with a fancy wine and a linen table cloth. I do not see many other celebs giving their fans much else but the finger half the time.

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Submitted by SoulTaker on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:35am.

Well..her eyes look rather wonky in the closer up photos but, overall, I don't think she looks that bad.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:29am.

Oh FFS! She didn't have to do anything for those people, but she did, and I am so sorry that it wasn't a fucking 7-course meal from The Polo lounge, replete with a fancy wine and a linen table cloth. I do not see many other celebs giving their fans much else but the finger half the time.

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