How To Make Chocha Cakes

July 29, 2011 / Posted by:

Instead of writing about how Hugh Hefner is bragging on Twitter that he sticks his overcooked crypt noodle into several vaginas on the weekly, I’m going to share this educational baking video with you. It’s the better option for everyone’s genitals. This is a hungover Chelsea Handler (this is not a hungover Chelsea Handler) showing you the easiest way to get some creamy coochie on your plate next to putting your creamy coochie on a plate.

I’ll just sit here with my bag of mini malt balls and dried apricots while waiting for her to show us how to make anus cupcakes.

via Queerty

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