Friday, July 29th 2011
How To Make Chocha Cakes
Instead of writing about how Hugh Hefner is bragging on Twitter that he sticks his overcooked crypt noodle into several vaginas on the weekly, I'm going to share this educational baking video with you. It's the better option for everyone's genitals. This is a hungover Chelsea Handler (this is not a hungover Chelsea Handler) showing you the easiest way to get some creamy coochie on your plate next to putting your creamy coochie on a plate.
I'll just sit here with my bag of mini malt balls and dried apricots while waiting for her to show us how to make anus cupcakes.
via Queerty
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A cherry would probably cost extra
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-As soon as a true thought has entered our mind it gives a light which makes us see a crowd of other objects we have never perceived before.
-Chateaubriand
I'm such a fussy bitch, I would have to pass on the "anatomically correct" version as I would prefer my muff-muffins to be designed with artistic license- e.g. "One vanilla muff muffin, hold the urethra."
Please and thank you.
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-As soon as a true thought has entered our mind it gives a light which makes us see a crowd of other objects we have never perceived before.
-Chateaubriand
anatomically correct vagina cupcake
Well, yes, because ALL vaginas look exactly alike.
There used to be a bakery in Melbourne called "Rude Food" that would make shit like this.
Despite my addiction to baked goods, I never visited. *hurk*
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Submitted by MrrKat on Sat, 07/30/2011 - 4:46pm.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sat, 07/30/2011 - 4:39pm.
Two questions: (1) "For the kids"? (2) What's up with the faux French accent after "le"?
IKR? I guess as long as the kids don't actually go there with Mom to pick out a cake...
And the first time Sis drove me past L.B.S., I said, "Someone should tell them they don't need an accent aigu on Le."
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It's not an accent aigue. It looks like an apostrophe..?? Weird.
Edited to add: Just saw that Rusty said the same thing.
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Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 07/30/2011 - 9:57am.
That gives me an idea. How about an anus cupcake with dark chocolate dingleberries? Yum.
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EEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
Submitted by MrPossumsMama on Sat, 07/30/2011 - 5:25pm.
Here's the anus cupcake:
http://www.hollyandtheicing.com/?attachment_id=178
Eeeeeeeek! Now I wish I hadn't clicked that link! :-P
Here's the anus cupcake:
http://www.hollyandtheicing.com/?attachment_id=178
She looks fresh from her last job in a central Florida meth lab.
Do they make a geriatric version with white coconut?
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sat, 07/30/2011 - 4:51pm.
Time those kids learned what cooter and peen looked like, ya know? On the website, at least, it's not even a proper accent aigu; it's like they added an apostrophe at the end.
LOL! My mom gave us a book called Where Do Babies Come From? as part of the "birds & bees" talk. A trip to L.B.S. might have been more fun. And yeah, you're right about the apostrophe that wants to be an accent.
Submitted by MrrKat on Sat, 07/30/2011 - 4:46pm.
And the first time Sis drove me past L.B.S., I said, "Someone should tell them they don't need an accent aigu on Le."
Time those kids learned what cooter and peen looked like, ya know? On the website, at least, it's not even a proper accent aigu; it's like they added an apostrophe at the end.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sat, 07/30/2011 - 4:39pm.
Two questions: (1) "For the kids"? (2) What's up with the faux French accent after "le"?
IKR? I guess as long as the kids don't actually go there with Mom to pick out a cake...
And the first time Sis drove me past L.B.S., I said, "Someone should tell them they don't need an accent aigu on Le."
Submitted by MrrKat on Sat, 07/30/2011 - 4:33pm.
There's an [ahem] interesting bakery in Denver that offers cooter- and peen-shaped cupcakes, cookies, and so on:
Two questions: (1) "For the kids"? (2) What's up with the faux French accent after "le"?
There's an [ahem] interesting bakery in Denver that offers cooter- and peen-shaped cupcakes, cookies, and so on:
http://www.lebakerysensual.com/
My sister lives in Denver and keeps threatening to take me by there when I visit. I guess I could eat a cupcake shaped like a vulva. Provided it wasn't red velvet cake. Or pistachio cake. Or Italian cream cake.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 7:49pm: "Great article..Should have had that handy 18 years ago, when i was victim of the St. Bernard for 2 hours. It was like rubbing a wet washrag on your gina for eternity. Motherfucker was down there so long, my weed-high had worn off by the time he surfaced."
Ha, ha!!!!! (Damn, you could have had a V-8!)
Thank you, Jerri Blank's long, lost daughter, for that insightful cooking lesson.
I am totally making these tomorrow to take in to work on Monday.
Submitted by Centaurious on Sat, 07/30/2011 - 12:38am.
OK, I realize a learning curve is necessary for Dlisted commenters, but when will it finally turn over to "posted by white guy who is painfully trying to sound Hispanic" from "posted by Michael K?"
It's okay! Change is good.
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Howdy Centy,
MK has said several times that he's salvadorian on his mother's side and japanese on his father's side, so he does in fact have hispanic heritage. There's nothing wrong with his spanglish, IMO. I find it very funny.
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"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Sat, 07/30/2011 - 12:39pm.
I'm disgusted.
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What's wrong with you Jacko? Am I the only one who thought that was AWESOME!? Does it have to do with the fact that I'm still drunk from last night?
I mean, judging from the way she acts and talks, she's a Dlister at heart.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
I'm disgusted.
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*paging Suzie Fuller*
Submitted by M.E. on Sat, 07/30/2011 - 12:23pm.
It's BLASPHEMY I tell you! BLASPHEMY!
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
What the fuck did I just wake up and watch?
Who spiked my Earl Grey with shrooms?
What.
The.
Fuck.
Perfectstorm68 Gross - I can't believe I watched this.
CUNTCAKES
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Oh God ,why don't you go sit under a rainbow and write a poem, Kyle.
That gives me an idea. How about an anus cupcake with dark chocolate dingleberries? Yum.
"anatomically correct vagina cupcake" - that's a vulva not a vagina, dumbass.
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Submitted by tonicbitch on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 9:05pm.
At my next party I would love to serve these clit cupcakes and watch gleefully as people try in discomfort to lick the icing off.
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Oh, this is giving me ideas! I want to make exact replicas of my own vagina and then when everyone starts to dig in...tell them who's vagina they're eating! My brother's throwing a BBQ tomorrow!! *dashes off to kitchen*
First of all before she starts, it looks like bologna! That right away is a turn off! The end coconut isn't very life-like either. Why not chocolate sprinkles at least for the semi-shaved look??
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That was so disgusting. And this woman looks like an ex-con who learned how to cook in the prison's cooking program.
Submitted by agirl on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 11:30pm.
Yes,literally so. Trying to control those muscles is vital to avoid yanking a condom off at the wrong moment.
I haven't had a drink in years, so I have no excuse for bluntness. :)
OK, I realize a learning curve is necessary for Dlisted commenters, but when will it finally turn over to "posted by white guy who is painfully trying to sound Hispanic" from "posted by Michael K?"
It's okay! Change is good.
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GERONIMO!
Submitted by A.cotw on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 11:21pm.
Submitted by Hoof Arted on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 7:34pm.
Okay. HUMOR me. I always wondered what the etymology of the slang word 'snatch' for 'vaginal opening' originated from?
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Um, 'snatch' refers to a vagina with very good elasticity and muscle control. Think about it.
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In other words, "snatch" = "yankin"?
LOLOLOL I just got home and I do believe I am stilllllllllllll a bit drunk!
Submitted by Hoof Arted on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 7:34pm.
Okay. HUMOR me. I always wondered what the etymology of the slang word 'snatch' for 'vaginal opening' originated from?
Can some of you super duper scholars help heal my brain on this non-issue because it's burning a blister into my cerebral cortex like a stolen bracelet on Alex Trebek's befuddled mind.
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Um, 'snatch' refers to a vagina with very good elasticity and muscle control. Think about it.
Submitted by vegetablelollipop on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 6:57pm.
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I am not impressed by this article. It focuses too much on the clit. I, too, do not agree with a "no biting" rule. Maybe it would be useful as a beginners guide. Obviously written by a guy. The problem is that not everybody likes the same thing, and anybody with a brain realizes that.
Try this book. As a girl who likes girls, it's my favorite.:
http://www.amazon.com/Box-Lunch-Laypersons-Guide-Cunnilingus/dp/15558384...
Also, I love this (Krista from Effing Dykes is awesome): http://sexyisforeverybody.com/?p=3109#comments
Her advice about getting your gf to show you what she likes is priceless. I suggest asking them to tape a solo session. Sometimes people will be more comfy if they are by themselves and you can really learn a lot.
(Edited to add another link.)
I would have guessed the bakery was in 15 other cities before I guessed Boca Raton...
Amie
i'd like to see her make that coochie on that uptight, anal show, CupCake Wars, on the Food Network.
At my next party I would love to serve these clit cupcakes and watch gleefully as people try in discomfort to lick the icing off.
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"I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done." -Lucille Ball-sy
"Never bite the cunt in any way whatsoever.
Read the rest at Vice Magazine: THE VICE GUIDE TO EATING PUSSY - Vice Magazine
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Pffffff. I beg to differ!
Also, why is this guy calling the clit a "he". It's a female body part, hon.
Where's Evil Cups?? Patent your shit! Before it's too late! Meth bitches on the scene stealing your ID and shit. Damn nothing is sacred.
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"People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch."
~Jack Nicholson
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Submitted by vegetablelollipop on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 6:57pm.
Great article..Should have had that handy 18 years ago, when i was victim of the St. Bernard for 2 hours. It was like rubbing a wet washrag on your gina for eternity. Motherfucker was down there so long, my weed-high had worn off by the time he surfaced.
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 7:37pm.
Frosting the cupcake is the new slang for masturbation.
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Evil Cupcake will NOT be amused. lol
HAWT
Frosting the cupcake is the new slang for masturbation.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Okay. HUMOR me. I always wondered what the etymology of the slang word 'snatch' for 'vaginal opening' originated from?
Can some of you super duper scholars help heal my brain on this non-issue because it's burning a blister into my cerebral cortex like a stolen bracelet on Alex Trebek's befuddled mind.
What about black snatch?
It's all fun and games until Wino gets to the gates of purgatory and slurs out, "HELLO, ATHENS!" ----MK
I will NEVER look at vagina flavored cheesecake again in the same way. EVER.
She lost me at "separate the bladder area from the vaginal canal". O_o
Ok... I thought it was going to look more like a fleshlight, from the image before the video started, like some distasteful but impressive fondant creation. But the actual product looks gross. It also kind of looks like it had a clitorectomy.
She should have used chocolate shavings.
Brings new meaning to my near-favorite pastime:
EATING PUSSY.
And here's the immortal guide to eating pussy from the illustrious Vice Magazine:
http://www.viceland.com/int/guides/htdocs/guide-eating-pussy-100.php
Submitted by MIRROR BORE on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 6:02pm.
David Duchovny would like to place an order for a dozen.
Thumbs up!