How Are We Living In A World Where Soulja Boy Has $55 Million To Spend On A Private Jet?
According to Celebrity Net Worth, selling albums and collecting residuals for playing the title role in Troll has earned Soulja Boy (Google it, you dumb fuck) a net worth of $23 million. $23 million is $23 million, but it's still $32 million away from $55 million. TMZ claims that Soulja Boy dropped $55 million of his own money on a G5 jet. Financing a $55 million jet when you only have $23 million is one of way turning to the last page in Chapter 10.
Soulja Boy's management, who should really reserve the domain Brokeaboy.com for future use, says that the private jet cost $35 million. Soulja Boy spent another $20 million on a new bathroom, custom leather seats, travertine floors, flat screen TVs and a paint job that includes his stupid ass logo on the side. The living ghost of MC Hammer's past bought it as a 21st birthday present to himself.
Is there such a thing as time sharing a private jet? You know, you pay for a small piece of it and every time you fly it a salesperson makes you sit through a 4-hour breakfast where they try to sell you an even bigger piece? Because we all know that gremlin leprechaun's pot of gold isn't that big. I guess we'll never know how he paid for that mess.
Actually, you can ask Soulja Boy that question in 5 years when you're sitting next to him on a Southwest flight to Sacramento, where he'll perform at the opening of a third party cell phone store on a makeshift stage made of upside down garbage cans and plywood. I shouldn't hate. I'm just jealous, because that G5 jet is going to make a perfect backyard planter when Soulja Boy can't afford to fly it anymore.
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What an stupid little man
i think the more important news is who is the sexy ass guy in the back
Somebody should hand him Hammer's phone number.
Just LOOK at this clown!!! LOL
I can't wait til he declares bankruptcy. Peacocking Idiot.
When they make White Chicks 2 (and when will that happen, please?), they'll have to edit it to say "Soulja Boy broke" rather than "MC Hammer broke."
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 9:34am.
I hope there's a flock of geese in his future.
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Bwahahahaha!!
How the fuck did this become a political thread?!
Seriously, PinkpostIt...what does a rapper have to do w...Obama...except that they are both Black?
Ok, I'll bite: your post makes no sense. Pres. Obama WANTS people who make this much money to pay taxes! Your GOP and Teabag friends do not. I think your anger is misdirected.
And yeah...we have a budget issue b/c we have no gd revenue due to not having enough taxes! With a household budget there are only so many things you can cut out of it before you starve to death, etc...eventually you might have to get a 2nd job if you want to accrue enough money to pay off your debt.
ANYWAY, this tool...I can't even understand how he became a rapper. The most irritating voice EVAH.
A major reason why dumb music prevails, is because the people who listen to it are too dumb to figure out how to download it for free.
"Obama is the cause of this economic mess, and he depends upon brainless dupes like yourself repeating your little propaganda phrases over and over like the brain-dead cult members you are."
Here you go idiot boy, most of the debt incurred by Obama since taking office was the result of the structural deficit left by Bush, including the Bush tax cuts for the wealthy, Medicare prescription program and the Iraq War:
http://dailydish.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451c45669e2014e8a1d63fa970d-popup
Also, Republicans are OVERWHELMINGLY responsible for the deficit, the last President to balance a budget was Clinton, a Democrat. The last Republican to do it was Eisenhower:
http://zfacts.com/p/1195.html
He got a 30 million line of credit? And spent it all on a fucking plane? Two things come to mind: Firs, THIS is why you have to regulate the shit out of banks, these motherfuckers are dumb as hell. Second, this guy will be sucking dick for McRibs on Santa Monica in less than two years. This guy is even dumber than the banker that loaned him the money.
LOL!
I'm sure it's been said already, but I read the headline as in "Why are we living in a world...?"
Some douches have a lot of money for nothing.
Such is life.
What does this stupid bastard even do besides look like a reject...you can always tell the ones that grew up poor as fuck with no concept of how to SAVE and invest
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How quickly you forget that Obama inherited this mess AND THIS DEFICIT from Bush and his bullshit wars and tax cuts for people who couldn't possibly spend the money they have in a lifetime in the first place. Now he gets the blame for not fixing Bush's mess fast enough. You fucking uninformed talking heads make me sick
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Actually, you are factually incorrect. According to CNN: "The CBO has projected that if the president's first budget had been enacted as is, the national debt would have increased to $17.1 trillion by 2019, about triple the $5.8 trillion level at the end of 2008. In comparison, the CBO said that the debt would have doubled to $11.7 trillion if the president's first budget had not been enacted and if the CBO's baseline economic assumption had instead been in place for the next 10 years"
Following Bush's economic policies we would be at 11.7 trillion in debt in 2019. Obama is the cause of this economic mess, and he depends upon brainless dupes like yourself repeating your little propaganda phrases over and over like the brain-dead cult members you are.
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2010/01/30/cnn-fact-check-is-the-an...
& btw, I'm not at all impressed with this G5 bullshit. what, he couldn't afford a G6? *turns nose up*
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quite fittingly...
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Who?
he DOESN'T have $55 mill, $23 mill, or even $5 mill to his name. all his money is on credit from the record company, and he stupidly thinks it's his, and that he won't have to pay it back.
all these rap and hip hop peeps make the same dumb mistake. and then they're surprised that they end up bankrupt. mc hammer, left eye, toni braxton, suge knight, xzibit, young buck...
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quite fittingly...
http://j.mp/f89sny
PinkPOstit, uhm yeah these people existed long before Obama you dumb fuck. MC Hammer was around during Reagan for Christ's Sake.
How quickly you forget that Obama inherited this mess AND THIS DEFICIT from Bush and his bullshit wars and tax cuts for people who couldn't possibly spend the money they have in a lifetime in the first place. Now he gets the blame for not fixing Bush's mess fast enough. You fucking uninformed talking heads make me sick.
Submitted by Junebuggy on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:43am.
All the people calling him talentless and stupid and foolish..... Yup. He sure the fuck is. But you know what's truly sad? The people taking advantage of this brainless amoeba. There is obviously no one in this dude's life to guide him or look out for him. He's like chum in a tank full of piranhas (stupid, ugly, ridiculous, talentless chum.... but I digress).
Accountants, agents, entourage, salesmen, and the like are just using his stupid ass up and when he's broke and homeless they'll just move on to the next guy-who-couldn't-graduate-from-kindergarten-but-now-has-a-hit-record millionaire. Did nobody tell him that spending $55mil on a private jet when you're only worth $23mil is the epitome of stupid? I thought there were laws in this country to protect the mentally handicap.
These "celebrities" should be required to pass an IQ test before they can collect their first million. Then I won't have to have even one ounce of sympathy when they do stupid shit.
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What I would like to know is how did the bank even allowed such transaction to go through? For example when I want to spend more money than I have my bank card usually just goes "Yeah, keep on dreaming you dumb fuck" so why is it that his didn't?
Another who gives a fuck piece of shit that will either: die in a driveby, overdose, be arrestd for domestic abuse, be arrested for carrying a weapon and using it in a club packed with people, be pulled over for drunk driving, or all the above within the next ten days.
Just another short sighted, tiny dicked, flash in the pan moron pissing his money away as he begins his relentless decline back to obscurity and homelessness.
Jesus .. nothing pisses me off more. Life gives you a sweet set up to make bank and never have to worry about money again and you pull this stupid shit. Meanwhile, hard working people are being fucked raw and struggling to survive. Oh well .. he will be down here in the shit with us soon enough.
Did anybody say "Don't hate the player, hate the game" yet? I'm too busy trolling for my rent to go look.
Yeah...as much contempt as I have for everything he represents...and for the mentality of his fans...I gotta believe this is a pr stunt.He probably has a NetJets share card or something.No one would be dumb enough to buy a plane for more than their liquid net worth.
This is why learning the math is important, kids.
Submitted by Jana on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:57am.
"You drive a lambo, my rides a jet...they just all want to top eachother..."
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so true! but they don't seem to want to top each other in education or common sense.
My degree's a Masters, my degree's a PhD....ha! that'll never happen.
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Actually, you can ask Soulja Boy that question in 5 years when you're sitting next to him on a Southwest flight to Sacramento, where he'll perform at the opening of a third party cell phone store on a makeshift stage made of upside down garbage cans and plywood.
OH-KAY!! That pretty much wraps it up MK.
And is he even knocking out CD's like that now? He wouldn't even be accidentally played on the stations I listen to - so I don't know if he's even relevant to the masses at this time.
I know one thing - I'd be afraid to smoke what he's smoking. That shyt is making him de-lus-ion-al!
asshole plueeeze blow it outta your starfish hole
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While Soulja Boy is ridiculous and I await hearing he is MC Hammer broke in the near future, the more important piece of news in this story is that someone needs to quickly set up a gay porn site with the domain brokeaboy.com!
He'll end up like MC Hammer: flat broke.
No pity from me when it happens.
If he keeps this up, soon his bank account will be as negative as his IQ. How about spending some of them millions to save Somalian kids from starvation?
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Submitted by Athina on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 11:59am.
More likely, this asshole bought a SHARE of jet time with a company like NetJets or something. It's the same shit that used to piss me off about Cribs on MTV. They would LEASE those mansions on a month to month basis, already fully furnished, not buy them.
Yup. Years ago, Vince Neil was on one of those shows. He was short-leasing a huge house in Malibu, with fine art on the walls. He took MTV (let's say) through the house, commenting lovingly on the artists, when he obviously doesn't know a Wyeth from a Wyland.
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Bullfuckingshit. This is some stupid ass shit planted by his PR people. He doesn't have the cash, and this moron is not creditworthy to buy a box of maxi pads. More likely, this asshole bought a SHARE of jet time with a company like NetJets or something. It's the same shit that used to piss me off about Cribs on MTV. They would LEASE those mansions on a month to month basis, already fully furnished, not buy them. There's a huge difference.
Actually, you can ask Soulja Boy that question in 5 years when you're sitting next to him on a Southwest flight to Sacramento, where he'll be scheduled to perform at the opening of a third party cell phone store on a makeshift stage made of upside down garbage cans and plywood.
LOL - so true. I would bet my hard earned dollars on it!
I'm sitting here figuring out how to make my monthly expenses fit into my monthly paycheck, which just arrived. Think Soulja Boy could fly out and give me some financial advice?
Submitted by Jana on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:57am.
"You drive a lambo, my rides a jet...they just all want to top eachother..."
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so true! but they don't seem to want to top each other in education or common sense.
My degree's a Masters, my degree's a PhD....ha! that'll never happen.
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he can always park it in the trailer park and live in it
agh i meant easily influenced... done with this guy i never even heard about.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 9:34am.
I hope there's a flock of geese in his future.
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you guys are so mean! He had that Kiss Me Thru the Phone song too! He's no "one hit wonder"!!!! LOLOLOL;p
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Doesn't a bunch of his money go to coke and Venezuelan hookers?
Sense
this makes none.
I thought there were laws in this country to protect the mentally handicap.
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LOL!!!! I mean, it's not supposed to be funny, but hell, I mean how dumb and lost can you be? But I agree that he needs guidance, he seems terribly influential. You drive a lambo, my rides a jet...they just all want to top eachother those hoodrats.
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Raul Duke, you made me spew on my monitor!
"Every time Raul refreshes the page it looks like someone forgot to flush."
LMAO
Maybe he can live on the jet when the bank repossesses his house.
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 12:16pm.
suckandfuck and raul are like the goofus and gallant of sick humor.
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All the people calling him talentless and stupid and foolish..... Yup. He sure the fuck is. But you know what's truly sad? The people taking advantage of this brainless amoeba. There is obviously no one in this dude's life to guide him or look out for him. He's like chum in a tank full of piranhas (stupid, ugly, ridiculous, talentless chum.... but I digress).
Accountants, agents, entourage, salesmen, and the like are just using his stupid ass up and when he's broke and homeless they'll just move on to the next guy-who-couldn't-graduate-from-kindergarten-but-now-has-a-hit-record millionaire. Did nobody tell him that spending $55mil on a private jet when you're only worth $23mil is the epitome of stupid? I thought there were laws in this country to protect the mentally handicap.
These "celebrities" should be required to pass an IQ test before they can collect their first million. Then I won't have to have even one ounce of sympathy when they do stupid shit.
Happy Friday Dlisted bitches!!!!
Show me receipts is right MK. 20M on upgrades alone? Bull Fucking Shit!
This is a level of stupid I did not think possible!
He will blow every cent he makes, then become poor and sorry. I don't even understand how he would be worth $23 million.....
and i can't even afford a first class ticket...wtf kinda world is this
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OH and TAKE THAT HAT OFF! argh.
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If you are dumb enough to give a loan to someone who goes by the name "Soulja Boy" you deserve all the legal and financial fees/trouble that will eventually come your way. This is an idiotic outrageous purchase that he knows damn well he really can't afford. MC Hammer please come get your nephew.
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I googled. I was just curious to see if this idiot has teeth.