Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

July 29, 2011 / Posted by:

If you think your relationship lacks affection or intimacy and think you are the only one in the world, then this will make you feel so much better. This married couple consists of two solid B- movie stars. Never above the line stars, but generally the second lead for him, while the actress has been a female lead, but only in indies is it ever more than just fluff. The couple is so sterile that when they see each other even after several weeks apart, all that ever happens is an awkward hug hello. No kissing or touching, and definitely no sex, which when you consider one of her roles is rather surprising. Staying together for the child/ren? (CDAN)

Matthew Broderick and SJP? But they don’t strike me as the “awkward hug hello” type. Not those theater queens. They probably hug with jazz hands, recite a few lines from The Wizard of Oz’s reunion scene and then fall into their silk pink sofa before watching a Judy Garland marathon while eating rainbow popcorn.

So maybe this is the greedy A hoarders known as Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard? It’s how the Nords do it.

Which A-list actress banned the director’s bisexual wife from the set of their last film because the woman wouldn’t stop hitting on her? Even though the star’s also an admitted bisexual, she was creeped out by the woman’s unwanted attention. (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

St. Angie Jo and whoever’s the wife of the dude who directed The Tourist? But you know she still scissored her.

After three years of dating, this celebrity couple is calling it quits. One is a musician, one does a lot of things in the industry, including sleeping with married costars, which might help explain the split. (BuzzFoto)

John Legend and that Danielle Abreu chick? It doesn’t exactly fit in there. But other than typing “CHARO?CHARO?CHARO!” over and over again because it makes my soul jizz, I’ve nothing.

This is the third time we’ve heard bad things about this West Coast Celebrity’s restaurant. This time, a source tells us that they a found cigarette butt in their food. After complaining about it, the management tried to claim the butt belonged to our source (who has never smoked a day in their life) and then after an argument ensued, escorted our source out of the restaurant. (BuzzFoto)

This has to be Eva Longoria. The source should look at it through a half-full glass, though. Would they rather have a cigarette butt in their food or Eva Longoria’s butt. Exactly.

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