Afternoon Crumbs

July 29, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

Kate Bosworth and some dude try to look like they’re not together while the lady in the back thinks to herself, “Shit. I should give one of them this apple. It’s what Sally Struthers would want.” – Lainey Gossip

Straight from the CDC’s manual on how a new STD is born – The Superficial

What in Latino Katy Perry hell is Selena Kay Letourneau wearing? – Hollywood Tuna

American Idol kept Glamberace from admitting what’s obvious to anybody with working eyes and a no-no that puckers – Towleroad

Boring Ashley Greene being boring in a boring toddler boring onesie – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

I guess rubbing the bone dust of virgins on her cellulite isn’t working for Madge – Celebitchy

Knocked up orange alert – The Daily What

What an acoustic duet between Kim Zolciak and Countess LuMann would sound like – The Berry

Hurley nips! – Popoholic

Ryan Murphy needs a moment – Just Jared

Is Vampire Beeeeeehl saying “prune“? – Popsugar

ENABLER: ABC is – OMG Blog

Nicolette Sheridan got another new face – Hollywood Rag

Speaking of semi-new faces, is Teri Snatcher wearing one of those million dollar Casey Anthony masks? – I’m Not Obsessed

Walken this way – Cityrag

Fun fact: You could fit at least a dozen knocked up Poshes inside Scary Spice’s swole baby sack – Crunk + Disorderly

(Image via Pacific Coast News)

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