Walmart Can't Handle Sandy McMillin's Bikini Body
Looking like she just fell off of the cover of the People of Walmart: Swimsuit Edition, Beverly McClellan Sandy McMillin displayed her rollbacks and more in a bikini top when she sashayed into a Walmart in Eugene, Oregon to buy chips, sour cream (no comment) and coffee creamer. The temperature was in the 90s and so Sandy wanted most of her skin touched by the freezing air shooting out of Walmart's vents. But Sandy wasn't even there for a few minutes when a Walmart employee let her know that they weren't going to let her sessy bikini body be great. Yes, because we all know Walmart is the epitome of decorum.
Are we really going to pretend that you can't find exposed back cleavage next to bacon bits and a bare Homer Simpson faced torso next to pork rinds at almost any Walmart? Apparently, we are, because Walmart did kick Sandy out for showing too much. Sandy put it like this to Komo News:
"I was horrified. I am embarrassed....It's wrong. If you don't like the way someone looks, don't look at them....I hadn't done anything obnoxious or outlandish."
A spokeswhore for Walmart says that isn't true and and that several customers complained that Sandy brought the bitch on them by verbally abusing them. Sandy denies screaming at customers and says Walmart simply excused her beauty.
Okay, if you can't display your sloppy side tit and bloated gut at Walmart, where can you?! And since when is turning into a manic tornado of crazy in the aisles not allowed at Walmart? My ass was under the impression that you'd get kicked out of Walmart if you don't flash your fupa and act like a crazy person. What is happening to Walmart? What is happening to our America?
via HuffPo (Thanks Beth)
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Submitted by Luvs2tango on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 10:09pm.
I love Walmart. I save a lot of money when I go there, especially on food.
Me, too--if there's something I know they have and it's (invariably) cheaper than elsewhere. I'm not sure I'd buy Walmart lobster tails. The supposed corporate rapaciousness and the other shoppers don't bother me. I self-checkout when possible.
Submitted by Luvs2tango on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 10:09pm.
I love Walmart. I save a lot of money when I go there, especially on food.
That means more stuff for my family and all who smartly shop there.
It's really addictive just like in that South Park episode.
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Absolutely 100% agree. What you save when shopping for groceries, cleaning products, personal care items, electronics and office supplies can't be compared to anywhere else. As far as I'm concerned, anyone who pays several dollars more for a can of say, Febreze, by shopping at a retail outlet is an idiot. Let's put it in dlisted terms:
major cost savings by purchasing the items listed above at Walmart = more $ available to spend on booze, pot and porn.
And IN THIS ECONOMY, who can't afford to save more on their booze, pot and porn purchases?
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What's as equally as funny to me is a hillbilly Santa Claus jumping up from his motorized sleigh to whoop a trick with pepaw fists of fury! It's a win/win. MK 7/21/11
I love Walmart. I save a lot of money when I go there, especially on food.
That means more stuff for my family and all who smartly shop there.
It's really addictive just like in that South Park episode.
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Ok, so
1. That's some awesome reporting! Sour cream, chips and coffee creamer. I don't know HOW I would have been able to form an opinion without that information.
2. Have WalMart employees ever BEEN to WalMart?
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Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 9:44pm.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. *speed-dialing therapist*
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 9:13pm.
I recall trying to eat dinner in a casual restaurant in the French countryside, in blazing, humid summer. As I walked in, the maitre d' said disapprovingly, "Ohh monsieur, pas de shorts," like I was in my undies.
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OMG Rusty, all this time you were a man, and I had no idea???
*starts flirting furiously*
the sister in the background is the unspoken face of glamour in this story. i smell a Hot Slut of the Day (i will not smell her.)
Snideychick sez:
First of all this must have been a slow news day in Bellingham, WA. I believe KOMO is based up there. Second, it's fucking Eugene! Hippy central with the Oregon Country Fair, U of Oregon, and all the po' folks who can't afford to move to Portland.
And there used to be "No shoes/shirts/service" signs posted in stores and shopping centers, but they started disappearing in the 1980s. I think it's time for them to make a comeback.
They have a facebook and 139 people commented on this story. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.facebook.com/#!/KVALnews
Scroll down. LMAO!
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Angels say they can make you suffer.They give and take like a vicious lover .When all this loses meaning, You'll never want it back somehow"-Neverending White Lights (The Grace)
It is not like she was topless. I have seen customers show more skin on that people of walmart site.
I love how she talks about how horrified and embarrassed she was by the way she was treated. Horrified and embarrassed yet she left the house looking like that?
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"You are fucking bitches, this is my prom!"
By sister they really mean her "alternative life partner", bitch give it up. We all know you Rosie O'Donnell that shit.
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Angels say they can make you suffer.They give and take like a vicious lover .When all this loses meaning, You'll never want it back somehow"-Neverending White Lights (The Grace)
My 15 year old son just peered over my shoulder and offered this priceless comment: "Ex skinhead gone woman?"
Cmon, s/he was asked to leave because her bikini top "violated health codes"--
YA THINK??? I can cite about a dozen or more in my head that were violated, not the least of which required BLEACHING MY EYES!!
O here come hell go-- Anyone else similarly affected by watching that video are welcome to join my Class-Action lawsuit against the gimpy tranny grifter, and we can all share the gift card s/he will be getting from WalMart.
Maybe I'm wrong, but it just feels like the right thing to do...
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It's all fun and games until Kimbo Stewart gets knocked up with Beni da Bull's baby.
MK 4/11/11
At least she wasn't wearing a banana hair clip.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 7:11pm.
" i just bought these condoms here at Walmart. Apparently i cannot use them in the gang-bang i had scheduled for 8 pm in aise 11.."
YOU THINK????
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Submitted by thegobbler on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 8:42pm.
In 1990 I wore a pair of black dressier knee-length shorts with a nice black top and flats on my first day in Rome. (I was in hs, don't judge!)Everywhere I went, people were pointing and laughing. I asked our tour guide about it when I got back to the hotel and she said, "Wearing shorts in Rome (unless working out, swimming, etc) is like wearing a bathing suit to go shopping. IT'S JUST NOT DONE!
I recall trying to eat dinner in a casual restaurant in the French countryside, in blazing, humid summer. As I walked in, the maitre d' said disapprovingly, "Ohh monsieur, pas de shorts," like I was in my undies.
Haha@ charlie loves tiger..isn't that errrry grocery store late night (god I love 24 hour joints). I used to do the late night shopping run thinking less feeders to jostle me in the aisles and shit. Wrong. Mo' party mo' party mo' party instead. Human zoo
And I am sick of overly sensitive litigious (she will sue walmart trust me) pieces of dung who don't just go home and mumble to their pieces (or cats, as the case may be here) about how RUUUUDE people can be or what a suck ass trip to the store/dmv/doctor etc. they had. Or maybe pull out their quilted journal and furiously scrawl some fantasy revenge shit and be done with it. No...make it a federal case when someone hurts your feelings. Ikm pretty sure she can handle any jibes and give as good as she gets. She looks "no nonsense" ahem. Walmart has a viper pit of lawyers who will chew her up and file their teefs if even gloria alread steps up to the plate. But gloria only likes artificially lacquered hookers in training so maybe not.
As chris rock once said if you are in your twenties, your tittays are everyones tittays (meaning no one has a problem with them on display ) but when you get older your tittays are just your man's tittays (as in pass the torch and shit, it's done) haha i am paraphrasing but something like that..
What a pack of lies....
she will surely be back to shop at Wal Mart again, bet within a week. Wal Mart is like the crack of shopping to chudes like that, that classy family is one of Wal Mart's target market for sure.
They should give a free bikini top to, uh, her...and a stylin' tank top for her sister.
SO RELIEVED mah boo wasn't forced to view this! :\
Ugh. I can't get over how stupid this is. You can't walk into a store wearing a BRA. This is a same thing except it covers even LESS skin! Has the meth eaten her brain?
Also, anyone else think the leg brace is a compensation scam? I feel like she's one of those people who goes around trying to con companies.
That is NOT a woman.
Uncle Brain Fart! Get out of my head! I so just said to my self, "What? I just bought condoms here! Whatyamean I can't wear them in the store?!"
I would be grossed out no matter the body type. So nasty and unhygenic to be in a store with that much skin hanging out.
Even worse that the other customers have to be subjected to looking at that unfortunate-ness.
Submitted by jaariel on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 8:24pm.
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My sentiments exactly! What in the HELL is going on with her sister's boobs? And yes, I also paused to get a better look because I couldn't believe what I was seeing the first time around.
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 6:34pm.
My first thought exactly -- what happened to the "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service" signs? I didn't realize that was only a "Southern thing."
It must have been a really slow news day in Oregon for them to report on this mess.
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I am about to go into Starbucks with my left titty hanging out and a used tampon behind my ear.
Cover me.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 7:11pm.
" i just bought these condoms here at Walmart. Apparently i cannot use them in the gang-bang i had scheduled for 8 pm in aise 11.."
YOU THINK????
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LMAO! Best line of the night!
In 1990 I wore a pair of black dressier knee-length shorts with a nice black top and flats on my first day in Rome. (I was in hs, don't judge!)Everywhere I went, people were pointing and laughing. I asked our tour guide about it when I got back to the hotel and she said, "Wearing shorts in Rome (unless working out, swimming, etc) is like wearing a bathing suit to go shopping. IT'S JUST NOT DONE!
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 8:06pm.
"What is happening to Walmart? What is happening to our America?"
I'm glad I left the offices hours ago because my soul is crying out the same questions! Was this like Le Walmart or something?
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If it's any consolation, millions are crying with you.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 6:34pm.
But i cut my lawn in a bikini, and for all i know people find that offensive, too.
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Pics or never happened. But seriously, I don't think many people would complain about someone in a bikini mowing a lawn. I think more people are grossed out by this man tranny wearing an unflattering bikini top and having the nerve to complain about it, too. I also grew up in the south where the sign "no shirt no shoes no service" is practically on every store door sign. I thought they put that sign everywhere lol.
That reporter missed the REAL story: THE SISTER and her WTF tittay-situation! I mean, WTF is going on under that grey t-shirt?? It seems that Sandy is used to getting all the attention obviously, but come on, KVAL, time for a little undercover/undershirt expose is in order here! The people wanna know!!!
(I just paused the vid to get a better idea of what we're dealing with here, and damn! It's even worse than l thought. Muffin middle or tittay puddle? I can't tell!)
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It's all fun and games until Kimbo Stewart gets knocked up with Beni da Bull's baby.
MK 4/11/11
Now we know why Frank Black moved to Eugene...
"What is happening to Walmart? What is happening to our America?"
I'm glad I left the offices hours ago because my soul is crying out the same questions! Was this like Le Walmart or something?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Yet again, another fine illustration of the tenet, "Just because they *make* it in your size, does not mean you ought to wear it in public."
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This is the top story? I am so sorry, Eugene.
Based on the shitloads of pictures of trash in all shapes and sized I have seen on People of Walmart, I think this has nothing to do with how she looks but more to do with her attitude as the Walmart people are claiming.
Why would anyone wear such fugly clothes and look terribly tacky to go walmart shopping is beyond me, but looks like some places roll like that.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Fatties wearing a bikini in public should be a felony punishable by federal (and maybe international) law. No one wants to see that shit. Cover.it.up.
I feel cheated, I want to see more of her 'sister'. Now that gal can work the braless look.
PS. I work in downtown minneapolis, and I can assure you these bulls wouldn't get a second look. The key to serenity is not to let your eyes linger on the indigenous personnel.
I work with a very obese person who waddles into the office, 4 days out of 5, laden down with big bags of junk. Her favourite is chips & dip, which she starts shovelling into her piehole around 9:30 am.
Like the chips aren't fattening enough? I'd like to suggest she add some mayo, chocolate chips & sour cream. Just to get maximum cholesterol & calorie bang for her buck. Ugh.
Sorry - that's not very nice, but srsly, it's nauseating.
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What is most important is the truth, which is always art, as lies, on the other hand never are..~Maro Vargas Llosa
Bitch thinks she has to wear a bikini top because it's in the 90s? Sorry, honey, but here on the southeastern coast, we've had heat indexes in the triple digits for two weeks, not to mention suffocating humidity, and I'm still not flashing my back rolls in public.
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"Go away, woman. My cheating medicine will not help you. Even if you win you will still be ugly." ~~ Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue
Hahaha I'm waiting for a friend at a food joint and when I clicked this video the little kid behind me started to cry.
I hear you kiddo. I hear you
NO SHIRT
NO SHOES
NO SERVICE
no duh!
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I hate when Britney shaves her head.
when you look at her "sisters" body, you can see why this one thinks she's got the hot bod.
he paid for those boobs, he's showing them.
How to grift from from a Fortune 100 company.
Wear something completely inappropriate in public and when you are called on your social retardation by the public complain about your embarrassment by going on the local TV news and confirm you are a groady pig then ask for lots of money for your pain and suffering.
Of course you must let the world know you will never be shopping at Wal Mart again, from now on you will stick to Nordstoms where the rest of the tatt'd gimpy bald ugly shoppers are so you will be with your own kind who understand you.
Damn you Wal Mart for your impossibly high couture standards.
and why this bullshit makes the TV news? those reporters should be pursuing real hard-hitting stories instead of wasting precious air time with irrelevant crap like this, lazy fucks. That tranny should not be getting attention for simply dressing inappropriately at a WALMART of all places!
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" i just bought these condoms here at Walmart. Apparently i cannot use them in the gang-bang i had scheduled for 8 pm in aise 11.."
YOU THINK????
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So much to be proud of here in Oregon. Between this post and the faces of meth post, we really are a proud people.
Add to this the fact that oregons's had the suckiest summer in the whole country (rain and has only hit the 80's maybe 10 times?), I'm confused as to why she had to wear a bikini..."bitch please" to that "90 degrees" bullshit.
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I think that IS a woman. The voice just sounds too female, even though her boobs are more mooby than MINE.
I doubt that's her 'sister' though. I get a toooooootally different vibe there.
And, really? How fucking stupid a point is it to say, "I just bought this black string bikini here at the Wal Mart...but, apparently, that doesn't mean I can wear it inside." Seriously, dipshits? We NEED to clarify this? Y'know, I can buy men's string bikini underpants (side note: ew.)but I am NOT gonna prance around in the store in them and nothing else.
JUST BECAUSE A STORE SELLS SOMETHING DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN USE IT IN THE STORE. Thanks, stupid ass local news.
Chips, sour cream and coffee creamer.
Must have been making an "Oregon Pizza".