Tim Gunn Thinks Hillary Clinton Dresses Like A Dude

July 28, 2011 / Posted by:

Tim Gunn’s tongue is like a dream sewing machine with a needle that never breaks and constantly stitches threads of cuntiness into almost every word that comes out of his tongue and that’s why I want to curl at his feet and let those cuntified gems drop into my ear hole. In Tim Gunn’s ongoing campaign to be the new Mr. Blackwell, he regularly throws platinum shade at celebrities who haven’t passed his look up and down test. And because Tim Gunn’s voice sounds like that of a butler in a cartoon movie, it sounds extra bitchy.

Well, on Lopez Tonight the other night, Tim really went for the cunt gold by trying to find a polite way of saying that Hillary Clinton dresses like a butch dyke at a job interview. Tim’s conversation with George Lopez about Hillary’s style went like this:

Lopez: What about the democrats? Specifically, Hillary Clinton.

Gunn: You mean, what about her Jersey Shore style?

Lopez: I saw her at a press conference. She wore a floral outfit…. My grandmother used to have that like a No Bugs M’Lady. Like when you used to lie down in the cupboard with No Bugs M’Lady. And you used to peel it off.

Gunn: She’s the Secretary of State, she’s the former senator of New York, she’s the former first lady, why must she dress that way? I think she’s confused about her gender with all these big, baggy menswear tailored pantsuits. No, I’m really serious. They’re unflattering.

Lopez: How can someone hide cankles?

Gunn: Well, if her pants didn’t stop an inch above the ankle you could hide the cankle. I have great respect for her intellect and her tenacity and for what she does for our country in her governmental role. I just wish she could send a stronger message about American fashion.

“It’s called Montenegro style, dahling! Live it, learn it, love it!” – Hillary Clinton’s response to Tim Gunn’s shade

Next to Joyce Leslie and and the troop leader of Camp Beverly Hills, Tim Gunn is the authority on American style, but I have to disagree with his ass here. Yes, Hillary Clinton sometimes looks like she just fell into the XL rack of a Men’s Wearhouse clearance sale, but most of the time she’s representing American fashion like nobody else! I’m going to the archives for this one. Exhibit: EVERYTHING:

When Hillary wears a banana clip, Tim Gunn’s argument is invalid. You cannot argue with the jaws of glamour.

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