Ryan Gosling Is Yallaw-Haired Now, But What The Hell Is That Tattoo On His Face?

July 28, 2011 / Posted by:

No, Ryan Gosling is not on the set of the sequel to Joe Dirt. Ryan Gosling is shooting some movie in Upstate New York called The Place Beyond the Pines and he supposedly plays a motorcycle stunt driver or something. That doesn’t matter. It also doesn’t matter that Ryan bleached his hair til it turned the color of yeast infection discharge (I’ve been Googling again). There are more important things to discuss like that fake tattoo on his face. What in punctuation mark hell is the meaning of that thing?

Is an exclamation mark tattoo under your eye like the opposite of a tear drop tattoo? Instead of saying that you’ve made radiator paninis in prison and/or murdered the life out of a person, is it saying you’re so excited so excited because you beat a murder charge? (Casey Anthony meet Kat Von D.) Ryan’s face can never look like it’s showing an emotion other than SOEXCITED, because his eyeball is always shitting out an exclamation point.

You know, I’m once again over analyzing a non-issue. It’s simple, Ryan just wants to make a statement without saying a word.

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