Hot Slut Of The Day!

July 28, 2011 / Posted by:

Meet Penny, the half-blind, one-toothed 12-year-old chihuahua with a busted hip who has been labeled as a danger to her neighborhood in Townsville, Queensland AUS. Penny is officially a Menace II Society. You better not tell her to hurry up and buy. O-Dog, come and get this bitch.

Penny’s 61-year-old retired owner, Diane Christensen (not this D. Christensen), tells News.com.au that Penny might have to do the cholo limp up to heaven if she doesn’t come up with the $300 registration fee for a regulated dog. This mess started late last year when some old lady in Penny’s neighborhood claimed that the cholahuahua snapped at her legs and almost caused her to fall down the stairs. Ms. C clutched her pearls when she heard about this, because she says Penny is a well behaved lady and is about as menacing as a poodle’s pussy. But after animal control officers visited Penny, they found there was enough evidence to declare her a gangsta bitch. They also fined Ms. C $200 for not having a fence in her backyard.

So Ms. C took a $500 loan to pay for the fence and now she has a $500 bill from the animal council to pay. The animal council also ruled that Penny has to be muzzled whenever she’s out on in public and Ms. C has to put a BEWARE OF THE BITCH sign in her front yard. Ms. C went on to say, “I cannot afford to pay that and I won’t – which means I will probably have to put my little dog down. She is my mate and I love her but I live fortnight to fortnight and I have no way of even finding the money after the fine and expense of putting up a new fence.

I was about to say who would ever be afraid of a geriatric crippled chihuahua, but then I thought about all the arthritis-stricken, cataracts-having memaws I’ve run from. But still, it’s not Penny’s time. The angels do not want to jump her into their gang up in heaven just yet. She still has a lot more hood rat stuff to do. SAAAAVE PENNY!

(For Elizabeth)

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