Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

July 28, 2011 / Posted by:

Playing to a lot of people’s fantasies, “Wild Things” star Denise Richards dished on her lesbian experience on an appearance on Howard Stern Tuesday night. The ex-wife of Charlie Sheen goes into details about the affair in her new tell-all book, “The Real Girl Next Door.”

While an obviously piqued Stern attempts to dig out the identity details — “I’m going to name everyone in Hollywood!” — Richards remains coy, saying only that “You would know who she is.”

“I just met her through friends and work and stuff… I was just curious. We were curious,” she tells Stern.

“She was a girly-girl. She’s beautiful.” (HuffPo)

Beautiful? Girly-girl? Met through work? It’s Heidi Fleiss! Duh. But Denise was on the clock so it doesn’t really count.

What married Hunger Games actor is having an affair with his much younger female co-star? She is in love. To him it is just a hookup and he already has told others he has his eye on another female actress in the movie. Umm, what about your wife? (CDAN)

The married hos in that shit are: Woody Harrelson, Wes Bentley and Donald Sutherland.
The young hos in that shit are: Jennifer Lawrence, Leven Rambin and maybe Elizabeth Banks.

Donald Sutherland has the shit that makes anybody want to rub their genitals on his silver crotch bush, I’m still going to guess it’s Woody Harrelson and Jennifer Lawrence? But when Wheel of Anorexia (That mess is about anorexia, right?) finishes shooting, I’m sure Jennifer will move on to the next piece. She’s only “in love,” because Woody’s bong is never empty. The good shit will do that to you.

It was instant attraction when they started rehearsals, despite the fact that he’s supposed to be happily married. On set flirtation, some touching in the trailer, soon became after work “prep time”, and heavy petting in the car, and before long it was a full blown affair. May have been a method situation for him, which would surprise no one, but for her, even though she told herself this was a big girl, mature woman thing to do – take a co-star lover – of course she fell in love, although she obediently went back to her boyfriend and tried to shake it off he cut it off after three weeks as soon as his wife came over to stay. He seems to be able to pretend like it never happened. Which, naturally, is confusing her because she thought it was so real. Of course she did. As it happened, there was a break in the schedule and they haven’t had to work together for a while, much to the studio’s relief. These are big names on a big film with big expectation and there was already enough drama last time around. But shooting with everyone resumes again in a few days, and they’ll be sending an executive to stay around through the stretch to keep a close eye. Babysitting is exactly what it is. (Lainey Gossip)

See above. I think.

Which closeted former “SNL” star is getting a bad reputation at spas and gyms around Hollywood for his illegal sexual activities? The once-married actor has been caught pleasuring himself in front of other male patrons, and it’s just a matter of time before he’s publicly exposed! (Blind Gossip)

There’s something off about this blind item. Since when does pulling your peen in public earn you a “bad reputation” in Hollywood? I’d think ho shit behavior like that would earn you a key (attached to a ring around John Travolta’s peen) to the city.

And I’ll guess Chris Kattan?

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