Afternoon Crumbs

July 28, 2011 / Posted by:

One thing I’ve learned from the new class of Faces of Meth is that meth makes you do fucked up things to your hair – Buzzfeed

Married life has given Daniel Craig that “three day bender” glow – Lainey Gossip

Skeletor should lease a few dick inches out to Enrique Iglesias The Superficial

Kevin Smith presents scenes from The Westboro Baptist Hostel – Towleroad

ScarJo joins Betty White in the Breaking Marine Hearts Club – Celebitchy

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Roll Jennifer Love Hewitt in lead paint, slap a plastic cat mask on her face and she’d practically be a Kardashian – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Elsa Ramon should take Glenn Beck’s time slot since she makes about as much sense as he does (if not more!) – The Daily What

Shia LaDouche and his piece are totally having the “I have herpes” talk – Popsugar

Olivia Wilde in Nylon – Popoholic

Walking STDs still look like walking STDs even if you rinse them under some tap water – The Berry

Maria Shriver’s son throws a “Yeah, that bitch Oprah preached that self-help shit to me all night too” side-eye – ICYDK

A “Who’s the fat bitch now?” smack down brought to you by Kelly Osbourne OMG Blog

Are we sure this child just isn’t having a seizure brought on by severe diarrhea? – Videogum

If Katie Price lied and said she’s trying to beat the world record for the most slaps to the face, more people would’ve shown up – Moe Jackson

Oh, JaniceCityrag

Ian Somerhalder or a vampire Joan Jett? – Just Jared

Get it together, M. Bison I’m Not Obsessed

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