Kat Von D has pretty much turned her alive carcass into a tattooed yearbook of loved ones, because she’s got her late mother’s face, her ex-husband’s face and a few of her friends’ faces inked into her flesh. So of course, Kat got her ex-TRUE LOVE’s face tattooed under her armpit, but she went with one of his childhood photos. If anybody isn’t going to get weirded out from staring at their grade school picture while side fucking their piece, it’s Vanilla Gorilla.
In the first episode of L.A. Ink’s new season, Kat drags VG into her studio to show him the tattoo. Kat even proves that she has SLYCIC abilities when she says to VG, “I thought you were going to dump me.” The clip of VG’s shifty eyes trying to shift straight for the exit is below:
A mess. Kat Von D is like your brain on a coke binge and Vanilla Gorilla is like your brain after a coke binge. VG is acting like a chimpanzee who was trained to only shit in a yellow bucket and was pushed into an empty room with a butt full of caca and no yellow bucket in sight. VG’s eyes are shifting everywhere looking for something, anything to save him. Like a cholo in court.
And Kat isn’t totally a wet coloring book stuffed with dumb. Kat did the right thing by getting VG’s childhood pictured etched into her flesh skin. Bitch can tell people it’s just a tattoo of Elena Kagan in a Dutch Boy wig (no offense to Elena Kagan or a Dutch Boy wig).