Vanilla Gorilla's Childhood Picture Will Forever Live On Kat Von D's Body
Kat Von D has pretty much turned her alive carcass into a tattooed yearbook of loved ones, because she's got her late mother's face, her ex-husband's face and a few of her friends' faces inked into her flesh. So of course, Kat got her ex-TRUE LOVE's face tattooed under her armpit, but she went with one of his childhood photos. If anybody isn't going to get weirded out from staring at their grade school picture while side fucking their piece, it's Vanilla Gorilla.
In the first episode of L.A. Ink's new season, Kat drags VG into her studio to show him the tattoo. Kat even proves that she has SLYCIC abilities when she says to VG, "I thought you were going to dump me." The clip of VG's shifty eyes trying to shift straight for the exit is below:
A mess. Kat Von D is like your brain on a coke binge and Vanilla Gorilla is like your brain after a coke binge. VG is acting like a chimpanzee who was trained to only shit in a yellow bucket and was pushed into an empty room with a butt full of caca and no yellow bucket in sight. VG's eyes are shifting everywhere looking for something, anything to save him. Like a cholo in court.
And Kat isn't totally a wet coloring book stuffed with dumb. Kat did the right thing by getting VG's childhood pictured etched into her flesh skin. Bitch can tell people it's just a tattoo of Elena Kagan in a Dutch Boy wig (no offense to Elena Kagan or a Dutch Boy wig).
via Radar
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Poor cunt. I can't hate on her. Every day she has to wake up and still be her, and that is punishment enough.
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Submitted by Klutzy McFucktard on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 3:20pm.
how much time was there between the tattoo and the breakup? who broke up with who? do the dudes always break up with her? does she ever breakup with anyone?
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Don't know about your first question. About your second question, from what I can tell, it has always been HER dumping the boyfriend (and it always comes as a shock to the boyfriend). But everytime she dumps a boyfriend, fiance, husband, etc. she always has someone else already waiting in the wings. So basically she is a cheating skank.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
A part of me thinks the producers of the show told them to pretend to break up to get more viewers for the show. They have showed the same preview over and over of her saying she is the luckiest girl in the world. They both seem very dense and desperate for attention so I would not be the least bit surprised if they went along with it. Unless Kat caught him rubbing up against Bombshell.
I'm just going to take this moment, with an anonymous audience who can ignore me, to bitch about working in a tattoo shop, and shows like this. I feel like these shows started, my piercing and tattoo clientele has gone from regular people to 99% dumb bitch faced cunt with too much time, a gaggle of idiot friends and a wad of daddy's money. I had to piece a fucking princess today who was such an incredible piece of shit that she made me lose my fucking cool. After 7 years of piercing this is what it has come to. This trite ass dumb as shit hoe making me feel like crap while I'm trying to give her a very difficult piercing (lower back microdermals). First she wants me to talk her into getting the piercing, when she is the one who came in to fucking get it. She wants the markings to be straight and perfect, but is bitching its taking too long. That the piercing hurts. That its bloody. That nothing I was doing was good enough for her but she's the one who came in the first place. And her dumb whore friend has a camera in my face the whole fucking time, making me nervous. I am so fucking sick of it and I blame these shows because it gives the illusion this shit is a lightning fast process and totally painless. I wanted to choke her. In the end the piercings were perfect, but she was still mad as hell! I just want to go back to piercing and tattooing normal people. One more fucking nostril piercing on a sorority girl and I'm done.
Here I was yesterday thinking Justin Bieber was an idiot to put Jesus' name near one of his pits. Doesn't seem so bad now.
I could only stomach that clip with the sound off and even then the awkwardness of VG in close proximity of another human being was bowel-grippingly torturous.
*sends VG yellow bucket to put him out of his misery*
Submitted by angry_secretary on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 5:36pm.
Hahahaha soooo true, on all accounts. Should've taken that as a sign!
Submitted by Bree on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 3:11pm.
Looks way prettier in her ad for her tattoo coverup makeup: http://maxblogcdn.fooyoh.com/attach/3/1248794872.jpg
I can't stand her voice either. My ex always thought she was hot but I don't know why. Her looks, that squealy laugh she has when she's really excited, her man-voice, and her idiocy are all turn offs for me.
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why hasn't MK crowned that ad with a photoshop award yet? sup MANnequin.
& I'm glad that guy is your ex now. on to bigger & better things!
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quite fittingly...
http://j.mp/f89sny
Bitch be on drugs.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
LOL! fucking stupid whore! move back to miami...and that facelift???sad.
Dude her mom's not dead ...
*you wouldn't understand it's a satanic drug thing*
HAAAHAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!
that is all.
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It's all fun and games until Kimbo Stewart gets knocked up with Beni da Bull's baby.
MK 4/11/11
Pride of place, too -- right under her freakin' ARMPIT. She'll dab the top of his head with Secret Platinum every day for the rest of her life, fool bitch.
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"I'm just going to stop at the 24-hour donut shop and then go home."
"What are you depressed about? Or celebrating?"
how much time was there between the tattoo and the breakup? who broke up with who? do the dudes always break up with her? does she ever breakup with anyone? Both of these peeps are fucked up. I'm just trying to figure which one is the stupider of the two.
getting someone's face tattooed under your arm should tell you that you think they stink. duh. her subliminal mind was not lying.
Watching that was like watching a scene from the movie "Dumb and Dumber"
Looks way prettier in her ad for her tattoo coverup makeup: http://maxblogcdn.fooyoh.com/attach/3/1248794872.jpg
I can't stand her voice either. My ex always thought she was hot but I don't know why. Her looks, that squealy laugh she has when she's really excited, her man-voice, and her idiocy are all turn offs for me.
Mcfucking fucked-up!
Wait...Kat Von D's really a dude, right?
Right?
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 1:01pm.
Is she slightly learning disabled?
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"Is she disabled?"
Fixed
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.... my eyes, my ears, my brain.... fried. Just fried.
(WHAT IS UP WITH THAT WIG????? And why do I bother to ask? Issues, I must have issues.)
They are both idiots. She is the bigger one for getting his ugly mug under her armpit.
Submitted by cake coke and cock on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 11:27am.
What a dumb fucking cunt with that stardust all over her face.
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that made me choke on my water a little.
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"Wrist full of colorful rubberbands!" - album reviewer extraordinaire Khia
quite fittingly...
http://j.mp/f89sny
damn, I know now why they were a good couple..they be's stoopid! I mean talk about a irritating voice..and he is so fugly and super duper creepy...obviously they were both on the short bus...but this mess is just creepy..Slut Von D is off the charts irritating, and damn Sandy..what the fuck did you see in this asshole..he reeks ick!!
I think she IS retarded. She's old enough to NOT be acting all moronic. But they do belong together, anyhow. Both are nasty white trash cheap billboard ad for ghetto fuckery.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. oh man. what a douche.
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
I am having a shitty day, and this post actually made me laugh! Miracle!! Thanks MK
I never understood what Sandra saw in this guy. The whole bad boy thing just doesn't apply here in my opinion. He isn't good looking and he speaks like he just stepped of the short bus.
She is well shod of him.
Can I get a tattoo of my skin crawling off my own body for being grossed out by this tacky skank and her neanderthal ex-fuck?
Is it possible for someone to be this fucking fucking fugly? She is fugtastically nasty and would be so without the tats but the tats are just like the cherry on the shitpile sundae.
And he looks a few brain cells short of a full Crayola box. Sandra was out of her mind. We need to see Sandy B. publlically with a fantastically handsome, rich, and totally secure man right now, to further illustrate the gutter trash she wisely discarded like a used Kleenex.
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Is she slightly learning disabled?
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
VG totally presents like he has the brain capacity of a wet fart
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what's in your taco?: a. chicken b. beef c. fish d. QUEEF
she got the world's first scratch n sniff tattoo! and probably smells just like him too!
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 11:01am.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 10:52am.
O yeah - That's gonna be great for her future romances.....
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Well, at least she can avoid that awkward "the list" talk, now that she's inked with this handy directory.
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LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
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RIP, Amy: Sep14,1983 to Jul23,2011
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That's a fantastic policy, Oyster.
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:19pm.
HAHAHAHAHA: http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=0d6d4e18-8adf-41e2-b1b2...
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RIP, Amy: Sep14,1983 to Jul23,2011
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we won't tattoo the names/faces of spouses on the clients at the shop I work in. Family (usually kids or grandparents or even dead pets) is common and acceptable, but literally a quarter of all people who come into the shop are looking to cover an ex-lover's name. We always suggest that if you really love so-n-so then think of something that symbolizes them and get that tattooed on you. Can't think of anything? maybe you don't love them that much after all.
Since she's been in the industry so long (thanks for promoting the idea its okay to get tattooed at 14 and start scratching people up at 16 like we didn't have a bad enough stereotype already asshole) she should really know better. Really. "The curse" is real, and the fact she continues to ignore it means that she really thinks she's just that fucking magical that it won't apply to her. What a dumb cunt.
"It takes a lot to freak me out."
Yea - I bet. Like surprising the 'love of your life' with a tattoo of him on your body and seeing his reaction is less than happy???
I'd freak out too. It's mkay babypuss.
I couldn't even finish watching, it made me so uncomfortable. AWKWAAAARD.
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"Kim Kardashian looks perfect," said absolutely fucking no one. MK 7/26/11
DQ - BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH!!
YOUR STUPID PUBLICIST SENT THE FUCKING CLIP CRYBABY!
BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Did she stop going to school in the third grade?
What an empty headed asshole.
@Versailles - I'm sorry to hear about your friend. She sounds like an amazing person and I hope her kids can find some peace.
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
Submitted by TOPANGA on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:09pm.
Disgusting and pathetic, couldn't make it past the 1 minute mark.
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It's MUCH better without the volume.
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I guess it's best to end a relationship the same way you start it: absolutely fucking tanked. MK 6/11
Is he still wearing a wedding ring in that pic? That should have been clue #1 that she was just a rebound chick.
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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK
HAHAHAHAHA: http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=0d6d4e18-8adf-41e2-b1b2...
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" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
MK YOU ARE A POET! love your way with words. you always bring a smile to my face....
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn
to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs good point, this is how my husband "knew" i was the one. he heard me speaking fluent german to my aunt and decided to pursue me. he has a major fascination with nazism, ww2, and ilsa she wolf of the ss and all that stuff. so he has kind of a nazi fetish. my mom is german and im half. i was named after a Jewish friend of hers who lost family in the holocaust. no, i don't own any nazi stuff but theres some kinky shit going down. if my husband knew of any nazi fetish party hed totally go. whatevs.....jesse james is a tiresome prick imo
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
Jesus, Lord Almighty - she's acting like a 16-year-old girl, and he couldn't give a shit. How nice for everyone that's gonna fuck her in the future - they get to look at her "homage" of the people she's "loved" in the past every time she gets naked. This chick needs a Psychiatrist..
This is truly cringe-worthy & vomit-inducing.
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Trying to guess what part of the body that is makes me ill. Thanks for telling us so I don't have to think about it anymore.
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