This Swedish Piece Of Hotness Is Back On The Market

July 27, 2011 / Posted by:

The sun is shining, and coochie and ass lips alike are clapping together now that ASkars and the splintery broom who didn’t turn back into her human form when Belle declared her love for the Beast are no longer humping on each other! Today, the sound of an angel’s orgasmic queef comes form UsWeekly who is pleased to announce that ASkars’ Swedish meatballs are back on the Ikea buffet line after two long years. Grab your trays!

“It was very mutual,” a source tells the new issue of Us. “And it happened a while ago.”

During a July 21 Film District bash at Comic-Con in San Diego, the actor, 34, flirted with a brunette — and left the party with her.

“He’s single,” confirms a source, “and he is loving the attention!”

YES! Now all of us can finally twist our nipples to ASkars’ half nekkid ass nekkid body without worrying about Kate Bosworth crawling out from under our beds like an oatmeal version of that crazy little bitch from The Grudge. This is not only good news for our fap fantasies, but it’s also good news for Kate’s stomach. Now that she’s no longer only slurping on ASkars’ pickled gherkin, she can put some actual food in her mouth. But really, I can’t blame Kate for not taking her mouth off of ASkars’ pickled gherkin, but I can blame her for letting go. If I was Kate Bosworth, I’d immediately shampoo my hair since her mop looks like a plate of onion straws marinating in pit sweat. Then I’d get on his peen and never let go. ASkars’ dick would be Jack and I’d be Rose. But unlike Rose’s dumb ass, I’d NEVER let go.

(Image via Superhero Fan)

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