More Words Of Wisdom From Spaz de la Huerta

This mess needs no introduction, so without further adieu(doo) here's what Spaz de la Huerta said to The New York Observer (via Jezebel) about the death of Amy Winehouse:

“Look what just happened to Amy Winehouse! Maybe had she not seen so many bad pictures of herself she would have gotten more self esteem and not been so self-destructive.”

If you threw those words into a bowl, sprinkled a packet of sense on top, let it bubble a bit and then shoved it back in Paz's mouth, she would probably say something like, "Look what just happened to Amy Winehouse. Maybe if the media didn't publish pictures of her looking like a damn raggedy mess, she would've felt better about herself and wouldn't have smoked crack." Or something like that. It still doesn't make sense to me since the crack came long before the messy pictures. Maybe Paz simply meant that Amy needed more Glamour Shots in her life. That's what she meant, obviously.

Here's the grease bubble of crazy that is Spaz at the premiere of The Devil's Double in NYC the other night. I know what you're thinking, but Spaz has never ever ever ever ever been caught looking like a drunk skid mark, thankyouverymuch.

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Amy Winehouse • Paz de la Huerta

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Submitted by babybunny on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 4:41pm.

fuck you Spaz!! Amy was pretty in her own unique way, and honestly even when she was cracked out I still thought she was pretty...not gorgeous...trust not all in music are cookie cutters and Amy was another one to show that you can make good music and make it in the music biz without looking like another Britney/Madonna/Christina fucking slut. Spaz is just a jlzh8r cause even on her best day she would never look like Amy on her worse. I love ethnic women like Amy, more Amy's please, less of the Spaz de la Heurta's of the world.

Submitted by kayray on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 9:55am.

The 70's called and they want their tacky disco pants back Spaz.

Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 9:32am.

Back away from the bronzing stick, ma'am. Slowly, now.

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Submitted by liverwurst on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 8:36am.

Well on that note, I hope this mess doesn't look at these pictures of herself.

Submitted by Pootie on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 6:57am.

I also believe that Amy really didn't like the way she looked and that was a huge reason why she would get sh8t faced before preforming. Putting a beehive on your head is a pretty strong (attempted) distraction from your face. I really liked Amy, thought she had a unique look, pretty in her own way. But I totally disagree with anyone who says Amy didn't have major issues about the way she looked.

POOOHTEEEE!

Submitted by The Mad Catter on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 6:55am.

Even with falsies on she manages to look like a lashless methodone clinic Peggy Hill. And those pants? Even further proof that American Apparel is unflattering even on the skinniest of crackden skanks.

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Submitted by Pootie on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 6:52am.

I don't know, she is starting to grow on me...this one. Pretty bad timing on the Amy W comment but I am loving her honesty.

POOOHTEEEE!

Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 6:20am.

This chick is loathsome. Even when Amy was a cracked out mess she looked better than Paz.

Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 5:44am.

HA HA HA but she has a point...I figure all that "exposure" of all her flaws to the world has to take a toll on already-fragile self-esteem.

of course, that's the "glass half empty" take on life...the "glass half full" would have seen all those videos and pictures of her looking sexy and sounding like a brilliant musician.

and if she really didn't like the way she looked, why'd she ugly herself up with the horned eyeliner and the ratty hairpieces?

anyway I'm still trippin that this person is a natural born female. O_o

Submitted by Helena on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 5:26am.

So, the subtext here is: "Stop taking photos of ME looking as skeazy as I am, or I might end up self destructing like Amy Winehouse." Leave this whore to make someone else's death all about her.

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Submitted by Jeanneee on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 5:11am.

Nice doodoo-brown blush. Blech.

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Submitted by Few Words on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 5:07am.

dr spocks condom leaked & this POS was born

i'd hit her

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Submitted by Few Words on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 5:07am.

dr spocks condom leaked & this POS was born

i'd hit her

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Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 4:59am.

greasy trollop...paz must learn to blot her entire body several times a day...
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Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 4:59am.

greasy trollop...paz must learn to blot her entire body several times a day...
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Submitted by patty cake on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 4:22am.

drug addict prostitute

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The war isn't working.

Submitted by shine87 on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 4:16am.

She has a small roll in boardwalk empire on HBO but I can barely stand to watch the scenes she's in. Her acting is as bad as her hair and that voice!!!

Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 3:14am.

I hate when people talk about things they know nothing about. Yeah, Paz, Amy's years of struggling with addiction came from her need to have a makeover. Maybe if you sat her down, removed all her eyeliner and gave her your deluxe baboon face look and dressed her in clothes 10 sizes too small, she'd be fine. Attention-seeking idiot.

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Submitted by chippychazoo on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 2:00am.

I've been trying to work out exactly why this Paz thing looks so weird and the best I can come up with is that she has no lower eye lashes. The upper ones seem to be false aswell.

I suppose she's tried eyeliner and it just slides off her sweaty face.

Glamour shot no. 14 IS lindsay lohan and proves she probably is 46.

Submitted by Nanners on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 1:38am.

Thanks, Spaz. Now I have a valid reason to hate you.

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Submitted by ♀ on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 11:33pm.

Miss SugarFreeRedBull,

Sadly, my nudes got me worse gigs. I finally stopped after a 'spread' for the "Cloven Hoof Farmer's Almanac Calendar".

I could never wear tight pants like de la Huerta because I have labiagiantitus which is a rare human condition where your labia lips balloon up much like a baboon's butt.

You have no idea what it is like just shopping for a pair of shorts or a bathing suit.

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 11:30pm.

Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 12:53am.

LOL. It's 9.50 am over here and my hubby - who is under the impression that I'm merely on here to improve my language skills - nearly caught a glimpse of your Mr Wiggly's Worm.

I'm a well as can be expected under the circumstances of life. How are you doing?

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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 11:25pm.

Submitted by ♀ on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 12:43am.

Perhaps you weren't nude enough, darling. Then again, when I google "Phoebe Price Nude" I'm disappointed. No red labialicious for me.

Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 11:23pm.

Dahling Mickey:
If my toys can do it, then the avvie should have the same ability. Equality for all!! *smooches*

Who doesn't love a squirming dingdong? :-) Hope you're well!

Submitted by ♀ on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 11:13pm.

I once tried to make it only on my looks alone like Phoebe Price! I got some pretty good gigs modeling for artistic renderings on vomit bags and ipecac syrup bottles.

Oh, and I was the original inspiration for the "Mr. Yuck" stickers.

Beauty is only 3 bags deep.

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 11:10pm.

@SFR

Don't be mistaken: I love Phoebe too, for her impressive stamina alone.

Uhm, pray tell. What's happening in that avi of yours? ; )

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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 10:57pm.

Hey Mickey! I've never seen her do anything notable. I'd never heard of her before MK shined a spotlight on this velvety petal.

She obviously cannot hold a candle to Phoebe Price, who, though very pale, doesn't look like a drunk zombie. :-) She is an enigma! She doesn't pretend she's talented, she knows she's beautiful and I like her a lot. I love me some Pheebes!

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 10:49pm.

Has this Paz person ever done anything of substance, or is she merely the brunette equivalent of the eternal enigma that is Phoebe Price?

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Who are you calling silly cow?

Submitted by stinkbutt on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 10:39pm.

SOMEONE NEEDS TO PUT A MUZZLE ON THIS DOG.

Submitted by kaca on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 10:34pm.

renee zellweger

Submitted by SoulTaker on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 10:27pm.

I don't think she's an ugly or even unattractive woman - but she does NOT work with what she's got and indeed she sabatoges what she does have with the shiny greasy skin, heavily applied bad makeup, and poor fashion choices.

She also seems to be a drunk with a crap personality.

Submitted by Ms. Lizard on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 9:50pm.

Gee what a fucked up thing to say! MK forgot the one pict of her where she has her titty hanging when she was shitfaced!

Submitted by Panitaz on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 9:52pm.

There is no reason why this girl is famous, nor why we should care about her except for the funny post!!! The bad glamour shot girl No. 14 looks just like Lindsay Lohan!!

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Submitted by howdareyou on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 9:38pm.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 10:21pm.

I cannot believe Scott Weiland fucked this chick. He also must have been dealing with some self esteem issues.

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Submitted by MissDLC on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 9:28pm.

What??? Has this superficial hot mess even looked in the damn mirror at herself? OMFG what a fucking hot mess! Pot-kettle-black! Dayum, so ugly on the inside and the outside. Get a fucking brown bag and cover up her face stat. As a matter of fact, cover her whole damn satin pants getup with a burlap sack. Whore!

Submitted by jalynne on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 9:05pm.

is her head just funny or did they photoshop a boy's face with a bowl cut onto it. weird, not sexy.

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Submitted by Lovers Keep On ... on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 8:54pm.

Bitch looks like shit run over twice.

I can't believe she is 26. I just turned 26, and she looks damn old. I guess that's what drugs and hard partying does.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 8:51pm.

Well it is too bad this woman wears beer goggles when she looks at herself in the mirror, because otherwise she would have low self esteem issues, as she claims Winehouse did.

I cannot believe Scott Weiland fucked this chick. He also must have been dealing with some self esteem issues.

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.

Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 8:43pm.

I like her and I agree with her 100%.

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Submitted by YourClothesAreDead on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 8:26pm.

For some strange reason I always imagine her as MK in drag. I think it's because of those advanced-level Barbizon School of Modeling poses.

Submitted by chinlee3 on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 8:21pm.

I've seen more good photos of Amy than I have of the hubris laden queef!

Submitted by moomarse on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 8:17pm.

Fuck this cunt.... I hate her, for some fucking reason..... her browless, pouty cuntface makes mer really pissed. WHY DAMMNIT??!?!?!?!?.... did I already say I hate her??? yeah......

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Submitted by Mitchymitch on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 8:10pm.

um.. what is going on with the buttoning system of those pants... it looks likes somethings trying to escape. (her dignity)

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Submitted by Cat Scratch on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 8:01pm.

What the fuck is her problem? She looks like a trout and she NEVER puts makeup on her eyes, it annoys the shit out of me.

Submitted by LisaRose on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 7:54pm.

Hate to say it but this gal scares me and I don't even know who she is!

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Submitted by Clio on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 7:38pm.

Time to add Spaz to the death pool, then. EVERY picture of her is a bad picture.

Submitted by icallbs on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 7:22pm.

Paz, do you even own a mirror? Your busted face is covered in clown makeup and you're too fat for those pants. Calm yo tits.

Submitted by ♀ on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 7:21pm.

Miss cake coke and cock,

"Satin Pants" are the 70's original version of today's 'Spanx'. Smoothes all of the dented fenders out. Unfortunately, those suckers from the 70's brewed up a yeast infection from hell because they didn't 'breathe'.

Nothing like making a sourdough yeast starter in your satin hot-pants.