Giorgio Armani Is Living The Life

File this under: Shit that I've learned from the latter years of Kunty Karl, Calvin Klein and Giorgio Armani.

When I'm deep into the "Dinner at 5" phase of my life and want a hot piece of buff man meat to massage waterproof Benjamin Homosexual cream (all the refined socialites refer to it by its full name, dahling) between my wrinkly toes and give me the Heimcock maneuver after I have trouble swallowing my own saliva, I have to somehow sell a million overpriced gowns to a million women first. Sounds easy. Now let me just pull my Sew Easy knitting machine out of my asshole and get on that.

There has be an easier way. I'd do that whole "sell my soul to Lucifer" thing, but my soul went into foreclosure years ago. It ain't worth shit. Anyway.

Here's more of the luckiest old bitch alive Giorgio Armani frolicking in Formentera, Spain with a hot piece that I'm sure he's introducing as "his nephew." I can't wait until I'm 77 and can introduce my leased whores as "my nephew."

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Submitted by K2 on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:06am.

It must be the angle b/c in one pic GA looks like he has decent pecs and then in the next photo he looks like he has the worst case of man boobs. Either way ,,,, he's OLD !! and ewww.

Submitted by Jeanneee on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 9:29am.

Submitted by Dingleberries d... on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 10:38am.
That man is insanely, blazingly, perfectly hot. I am speaking of course of Papa Giorgio.
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Submitted by OVO-606 on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 9:18am.

I think I need some "hot piece of buff man meat" right now. Please.

Submitted by Dingleberries d... on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 9:08am.

That man is insanely, blazingly, perfectly hot. I am speaking of course of Papa Giorgio.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 7:30am.

Submitted by brandie_larue on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 7:40am.

Yes you are right 150%, also going out with giorgio means free clothes!!!

those fucking armani prive and collezionne shit cost an arm and a leg and a house and car too.

Submitted by chestybongos on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 7:28am.

In that last photo his hired honey looks like he's just remembered what he's going to have to do later to earn his pocket money.

"Dancing's how I say the things I want to say."

Submitted by TiredofthisCrap on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 7:16am.

Armani needs to send his work out secrets to Hef, he's not bad for somebody approaching 80. But gays are harsher to the elderly than heteros, so Armani knows he has to keep his shit tight.

Submitted by cprincess on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 6:29am.

"Submitted by Who Datt on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 7:08pm.
The really sad part is that he gets a hotter and higher quality of ho than Marc Jacobs or Karl Lagerfeld ever could. This piece makes Baptiste Giabiconi look like Walter Hudson in comparison "

That piece that Marc Jacobs had a couple of years ago-Lorenzo something was a seriously hot piece-he looked like a Cuban playboy/gigolo -just the right amount of sleaze as he and MJ were strutting up the beach in St Barts using Birkin bags as beach bags…

Yeah -GA looks great and in Europe old guys do wear speedos but his body looks really good.
The piece is hot and how nice it is of GA to take his nephew 'under his wing' …...

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Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 6:21am.

I thought he had a wife? (too lazy to Google).

Submitted by brandie_larue on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 6:10am.

Gold digging gays have it so much easier! Giorgio Armani is a hottie compared to Hugh Hefner. Poor Crystal Harris...

Submitted by sarahjane on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 6:06am.

Armani looks pretty good for a really old dude.

Submitted by sarahjane on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 6:06am.

Armani looks pretty good for a really old dude.

Submitted by Newportjoey on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 5:16am.

I like that the ID bracelets are a different color....in case there is a mix up at the cabana.

"Sure, I like a cocktail every now and again. And the last I checked, it was now".

Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 5:18am.

considering armani is speeding towards 80, i say he's looking pretty damn good...his piece...i mean "nephew" is hot...probably the brains of a marshmellow, but still hot...
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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 4:39am.

I wouldn't hit either of them. But then again, neither would be interested in a flabby 49 year old suburban chick.

Submitted by chaka1 on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 4:07am.

That guy is naturally hot indeed. I'll take a piece.

Submitted by chaka1 on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 4:07am.

That guy is naturally hot indeed. I'll take a piece.

Submitted by smokeybaconflavour on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 1:02am.

That second thumbnail is kinda endearing. It goes to show that love is ageless and boundaryless. All in all it makes for a good start to my day.
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Submitted by from athens on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 1:01am.

nice nephew

Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 1:00am.

Thats his nephew?!
so how do they explain when someone walks in on the nephew giving uncle giorgio a prostate exam with his peen???

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 12:01am.

We hope we can still wear speedos, like Miss A, when we are also 90!

(Are there nude photos of Miss A's 'escort')?

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 11:02pm.

Aside from those hideous tattoos and a mild case of McConaghey arms that guy is seriously hot. His body looks naturally muscular. That second thumbnail is kinda endearing. It goes to show that love is ageless and boundaryless. All in all it makes for a good start to my day.
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Submitted by parkerj on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 9:37pm.

This guy is beautiful hot. Damn its good to be rich.

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Submitted by Baby Rojo on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 9:28pm.

damn that guy's hot. and GA is not looking bad for an old creep.

but i wish i have a nephew too!

Submitted by smokeybaconflavour on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 9:27pm.

Abs are like 95% diet and cardio and 5% ab exercises. His "nephew" probably likes his pasta, that's all. Honestly, Abs are nice to look at, but I don't really like feeling hard ab muscles.

Submitted by smokeybaconflavour on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 9:24pm.

Ya, i wouldn't hit it, but old Giorgio doesn't look too bad in his speedo!

Submitted by yepimbored on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 8:31pm.

Well this is a bit creepy...

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Submitted by TheBrazilliant on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 8:07pm.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 7:15pm.
I am not going to hate on Giorgio Armani. He is working that 77 years. I hope I can pop a bikini if I get to that age!

Team Giorgi-HO!

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Seconded.

And this nephew is so fucking hot, look at that smile! Thumbnal #8 says it all. Leave it to a seasoned bitch like Giorgio to find the good stuff out there.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 7:50pm.

that guy has reasonable pecs and biceps, but his triceps need work and he definately should do more sit ups.

every gay man and his dog can get pecs, its the abdominal muscles which are hard to get.

Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 7:31pm.

If you're rich and famous, you'll always get laid... no matter your age, or what you look like.

Tells a lot about human nature, doesn't it?

Submitted by snideychick on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 7:22pm.

Snideychick sez:

Giorgio looks a damn sight better than Calvin does (face and body), and I NEVER want to see naked Kunty Karl. I'd pray for blindness to avoid that!

Submitted by Crystal Lynn on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 7:08pm.

Holy fuck is this guy hot. Armani looks good I think, he obviously takes care of himself and works with what he has.

Submitted by Haribo on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 6:42pm.

This is really creepy...some time ago i was wondering if Armoney was straight and here appears the 'nephew'...

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

Submitted by Jonster on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 6:35pm.

This is the gay version of Hef and Ho. The guy's face in the last photo says it all. "Yeah, I'm screwin' him. But he gave me a Ferrari."

Submitted by becky n sydney on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 6:25pm.

I wish I could afford a "nephew". :(

Submitted by applehead on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 6:20pm.

Oddly enough, the old gay doesn't look as bad as you'd think at that age

Submitted by precociousmagpie on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 6:02pm.

Submitted by Who Datt on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 7:08pm.
The really sad part is that he gets a hotter and higher quality of ho than Marc Jacobs or Karl Lagerfeld ever could. This piece makes Baptiste Giabiconi look like Walter Hudson in comparison.

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Why is that sad? He DESERVES it. He's EARNED it. Marc Jacobs has no talent--none!-- and Kunty, well, there is room for discussion, but he's become a joke whereas Armani is still getting it done, both on the runway and the beach. He looks damn fine for his age. And no freakish, pretentious accessories or creepy "signatures" to be found. He's impeccable, as always. (Eat your heart out, Tom Ford.)

Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 6:01pm.

@ angel_i

You're peein'! You silly girl ♥ ♥ ♥

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 6:00pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 7:07pm.

hahaha. My point is you're either Italian or not; it's not something you can put on and take off. We were saying the same thing.

You know what's funny about DL? For all the sleazy talk (and conduct), DLers are generally moralists. I haven't heard anyone suggest he'd change places with the nephew just to enjoy luxe things in fancy places. That was defo the same theme on the thread about Hugh Hefner's runaway child bride.

Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 5:57pm.

Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 7:25pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 7:05pm.

Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 6:54pm.

LOL! If you're Russian before you get to the bathroom and you're American when you get to the door - what are you while you're in there?

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 5:55pm.

I look at these pics and just remember the ones of Larry King and his wife and her lover, who was basically there to lift Larry up and make sure once up he didn't topple over.

Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 5:55pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 7:05pm.

Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 6:54pm.

LOL! If you're Russian before you get to the bathroom and you're American when you get to the door - what are you while you're in there?

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Let me guess? Canadian? hahahaha

Submitted by menyc on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 5:53pm.

To buttwitt:

Actually EA is not 'the low end shit' for swimwear and underwear, as those lines do not exist in the Armani line. Now you've been schooled.

Nephew: call me.

Submitted by ♀ on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 5:52pm.

He looks pretty good for an old catcher's mitt.

The boy-toy has caveman legs and an unenviable, ab-less torso.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 5:45pm.

I am not going to hate on Giorgio Armani. He is working that 77 years. I hope I can pop a bikini if I get to that age!

Team Giorgi-HO!

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Submitted by moonmaid on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 5:44pm.

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 7:01pm.

Submitted by moonmaid on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 6:22pm.

In the photo of Giorgio eating a peach, "nephew" is perusing the number of zeroes on his latest monthly "educational stipend" check from Uncle G.

hahaha. I'd be shocked if nephew can count or read. It's not required at work.
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God knows I wouldn't require it of him! ;D

Submitted by Who Datt on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 5:38pm.

The really sad part is that he gets a hotter and higher quality of ho than Marc Jacobs or Karl Lagerfeld ever could. This piece makes Baptiste Giabiconi look like Walter Hudson in comparison.

Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 5:37pm.

@Rusty: I think we are working at opposing analogies. But I'll be honest: Totally lost lol;p

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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 5:35pm.

Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 6:54pm.

LOL! If you're Russian before you get to the bathroom and you're American when you get to the door - what are you while you're in there?

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