Afternoon Crumbs

July 27, 2011 / Posted by:

The fuck is this? The Battleship trailer does not have one shot of ASkars saying, “You sunk my battleship!” ICYDK

The definition of “too easy” is Jake Gyllenhaal spittin’ out a salty load – Popsugar

So what I’m getting from this poster of Ides of March starring George Gosling is that it’s a remake of Face/Off? – Lainey Gossip

Why does AnnaLynn McCord’s panther costume still look better than the broke panthers on True Blood? – Hollywood Tuna

Kellan Lutz’s hair needs to take ten steps back away from every bottle of Feria – Towleroad

Ginger Spice looks a little different in the face (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Kat Von Dbag will not talk about her personal life but you can watch every stupid second of it Thursdays on TLC – The Superficial

If I put my ear to Kelly Rowland’s nostrils, I bet I can only hear the sounds of Papa Knowles farting – Hollywood Rag

But we all know that’s really Claire’s baby. Nice try, Kate. – Just Jared

Cover Blake Lively in glitter from a dog’s ass and trash water, and she’d pass for Ke$haPopoholic

Hurtin’ pepaws from Glendale don’t fuck around – The Daily What

Dumped bride Kristin Calamari models wedding dresses – The Berry

Is this the view from JLo’s vagina right before Skeletor pounded her with his 11-incher? – OMG Blog

Tila Tequila still exists – I’m Not Obsessed

Working the pole – Cityrag

And after this picture was taken, Kelly Ripa noticed a kitten trapped under a car and she ripped off her tank in one swoop before picking up the car with one hand and saving the kitten with the other – Celebslam

More proof that Michelle Pfeiffer needs to slap the shit out of her agent – SOW

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