Welcome To The Weddin' House
"Do you take Wiener Dog as your lawfully wedded wife?" are the words most of us wish we could hear on our wedding day and Caroline "Not The Model One" Murphy is the lucky bitch whose ears will be tickled by those words in the near future. Heather Matarazzo of Welcome to the Dollhouse tells Associated Press that her girlfriend of a long ass time took her aside and said to her, " Yo, Wiener, you better get ready, 'cause at three o'clock today, I'm gonna WED you!"
They're engaged! Heather put the happy news like this:
"My eyes and spirit have opened up since I found someone that I get to share my life with. I don't believe that I've found my other half. That would mean I was thinking of myself as incomplete."
Heather and Caroline, who looks like she could've been Becky #3 if Roseanne needed another one, are planning a wedding in New York for this fall. There's gonna be Ring Dings, Pop Tarts, Jello-O, whatever and Steve Rogers will sing a re-worked version of this at the reception:
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WEINER DOG! WEINER DOG!
I will not be happy unless the newlyweds are showered in colored dildos shot by catapult, a la "Sorority Boys".
I've never even heard of that movie... is it Bollywood?
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*paging Suzie Fuller*
Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 11:16am.
LOL. chill out...perhaps you need to get raped?
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YES I WOULD LIKE THAT PREFERABLY AT 3PM PLEASE ARE YOU OFFERING YOUR SERVICES (your answer: yes)
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
ahahhahahaha Thorny, good one!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 11:13am.
With a link and all. Thanks for filling me in.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
dur she's from that Welcome to the Dollhouse (Dude) movie, you people are sooooo IGNORANT!! LOL She looks a little bit pretty here....for her
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 11:14am.
IT'S FUCKING WEINER DOG!!! HOW DO YOU NOT...GOD I'M CHOKING ON MY OWN RAGE HERE. -------------------------------------------------
LOL. chill out...perhaps you need to get raped?
"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated" - Father Andrés
I wonder if they needed a licker license to get married...
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You simply cannot fathom the immensity of the f*ck I do not give..
IT'S FUCKING WEINER DOG!!! HOW DO YOU NOT...GOD I'M CHOKING ON MY OWN RAGE HERE.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Awww I didn't know Dawn Wiener was a Gayelle! Well congrats to her!
Edited: I didn't mean for my comment to sound so insensitive! I am seriously multi-tasking!
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
That's the best pic I've ever seen of HM; either she's finally grown into her looks or her surgeon is awesome. Oh, and congrats on the whole wedding thing.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Who? And WHO?
Mazel tov, Weiner Dog and Caroline!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 11:02am.
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 10:59am.
WHO??????? O_o
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HOW DARE YOU. IT'S WEINER DOG. EVERYONE KNOWS WEINER DOG.
she's a daschund?
hmm...I guess...a little bit in the face... :D
I wonder how long has she been with this chick...rumor has it that only a few years ago Weiner Dog was lapping on Anne Hathaway's kitty kat. Supposedly their love blossomed while shooting the Princess Diaries...it was actually the first time I heard Weiner Dog was lesbionic, and that Anne was dating dudes for PR purposes only...maybe that's why it did not work. Heather did not want to be in the celluloid closet like Anne. And it paid off for Anne...she went from allegedly licking pussy to being one in the next Batman flick.
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated" - Father Andrés
Hmmm. Who?
Seriously, i have idea who this is. The only Wiener i know is the shit our Janitor sold in my school in the late 80`s, slapped on a sammy and swore he was selling Delicatessen..
Congrats to the gayelles anyway. Let them be miserable like us straight folks!
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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http://www.youtube.com/user/beeper246#p/a/u/2/BrO86m4qAEs
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 11:06am
It's a line from the movie Welcome to the Dollhouse.
" Yo, Wiener, you better get ready, 'cause at three o'clock today, I'm gonna WED you!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wyZpGzJGYs&feature=related
gone are the days of the lipstick lesbian....
congrats to the lovely couple.
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*paging Suzie Fuller*
I'm with Mickey on this one.
What the hell is this are you gonna rape me thing?
Well Raul would rather watch these two scissor than those fatties the other day.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 12:16pm.
suckandfuck and raul are like the goofus and gallant of sick humor.
the best.
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I'm not a living legend. I'm just a myth.
She doesn't sound that into it (in spite if the overwrought first sentence.
I loved Welcome to the Dollhouse. Congrats all round!
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 10:58am.
"ARE YOU GONNA RAPE ME NOW?"
What an odd request. Or am I missing some reference?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
New York is stealing more and more gay weddin' business from poor Canadians *grumble*
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What kind of fuckery is this?
"WEINER DOG...you are gonna get raped!"
LMAO...fucking love that movie.
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated" - Father Andrés
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 10:58am.
ARE YOU GONNA RAPE ME NOW?
hahahahaha
I LOVE that movie. Dawn Weiner!
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And tomorrow we might not be together
I'm no prophet, I don't know natures way
So I'll try to see into your eyes right now
And stay right here, 'cause these are the good old days.
-Carly Simon
Do you think she sticks that pointed chin in her pussy?
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 10:59am.
WHO??????? O_o
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HOW DARE YOU. IT'S WEINER DOG. EVERYONE KNOWS WEINER DOG.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
" I don't believe that I've found my other half. That would mean I was thinking of myself as incomplete."
WTF kinda annoyance is that?
"I am special and I will never be one of you." - Charlie Sheen
WHO??????? O_o
ARE YOU GONNA RAPE ME NOW?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.