Welcome To The Weddin’ House

July 26, 2011 / Posted by:

“Do you take Wiener Dog as your lawfully wedded wife?” are the words most of us wish we could hear on our wedding day and Caroline “Not The Model One” Murphy is the lucky bitch whose ears will be tickled by those words in the near future. Heather Matarazzo of Welcome to the Dollhouse tells Associated Press that her girlfriend of a long ass time took her aside and said to her, “ Yo, Wiener, you better get ready, ’cause at three o’clock today, I’m gonna WED you!

They’re engaged! Heather put the happy news like this:

“My eyes and spirit have opened up since I found someone that I get to share my life with. I don’t believe that I’ve found my other half. That would mean I was thinking of myself as incomplete.”

Heather and Caroline, who looks like she could’ve been Becky #3 if Roseanne needed another one, are planning a wedding in New York for this fall. There’s gonna be Ring Dings, Pop Tarts, Jello-O, whatever and Steve Rogers will sing a re-worked version of this at the reception:

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