Leighton Meester Beat Her Mom With A Bottle

July 26, 2011 / Posted by:

Last week, Leighton Meester threw a lawsuit at her prison bitch mother Constance Meester (that’s Connie the Con if you’ve ever used commissary soap as pussy lube) for trying to pull $10,000 a month out of her by saying they had a verbal contract. Yeah, some “our tongues shook on it” shit. Leighton also said in the documents that she gave Connie $7,500 a month and the money was supposed to be used to care for her sick younger brother, but her mom bought a new face (Botox, etc…) and new hair (weaves, etc….) instead.

Connie is now countersuing Leighton for some shit I swear she pulled out of White Oprah’s ass. No, seriously. Connie went up to fellow pimp mom White Oprah and told her that Leighton is trying to cut her off. White Oprah calculated some things in her head and then shat out the solution: A COUNTERSUIT! Because the legal equivalent of a pimp smack is a countersuit.

E! Online says that Connie gave up her life so that Leighton could make it in the business that is show. Connie moved her family to New York for Gossip Girl and then moved them back to Los Angeles all for Leighton’s career. Like any good pimp, Connie kept track of all the cash she put out for acting classes and private schools, and says Leighton owes her $230,000. Connie went even harder by saying that she’s legally a “dependent adult” due to a medical condition and is eligible for parental support. Because Leighton stopped paying Connie’s bills, her house fell into foreclosure and she doesn’t have health insurance anymore.

Connie’s son and Leighton brother recently had brain surgery to get rid of a tumor, and she claims her daughter is trying to turn him against her. Connie says that Leighton threatened to stop paying his medical bills if he didn’t move to New York.

Finally, Connie is trying to paint Leighton as a crazy cunt beast who brought the prison yard to the living room when she attacked her mother with a bottle last December.

If White Oprah is a piece of work, then Connie the Con is a piece of art in The Museum of Shameless Whore Mothers. Basically, charging your own child for renting out your uterus and eating your food for 18 years is a genius move. Connie had no choice but to get plastic surgery since all those times she woke up in the middle of the night from Leighton’s selfish baby screams fucked with her face. “Leighton owes her!” – every reasonable judge in America

Forget gold digging, get me on the “dependent adult” ticket. All I have to do is find a way to birth out a child, push said child out onto the ho stroll until they start bringing in the checks and then claim that due to some medical condition (concave anus, can’t wipe myself, etc…) they have to pay my bills for the rest of their lives! If I wasn’t allergic to -20 count thread sheets, I’d check into prison since you obviously learn the best cons there.

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