Leighton Meester Beat Her Mom With A Bottle
Last week, Leighton Meester threw a lawsuit at her prison bitch mother Constance Meester (that's Connie the Con if you've ever used commissary soap as pussy lube) for trying to pull $10,000 a month out of her by saying they had a verbal contract. Yeah, some "our tongues shook on it" shit. Leighton also said in the documents that she gave Connie $7,500 a month and the money was supposed to be used to care for her sick younger brother, but her mom bought a new face (Botox, etc...) and new hair (weaves, etc....) instead.
Connie is now countersuing Leighton for some shit I swear she pulled out of White Oprah's ass. No, seriously. Connie went up to fellow pimp mom White Oprah and told her that Leighton is trying to cut her off. White Oprah calculated some things in her head and then shat out the solution: A COUNTERSUIT! Because the legal equivalent of a pimp smack is a countersuit.
E! Online says that Connie gave up her life so that Leighton could make it in the business that is show. Connie moved her family to New York for Gossip Girl and then moved them back to Los Angeles all for Leighton's career. Like any good pimp, Connie kept track of all the cash she put out for acting classes and private schools, and says Leighton owes her $230,000. Connie went even harder by saying that she's legally a "dependent adult" due to a medical condition and is eligible for parental support. Because Leighton stopped paying Connie's bills, her house fell into foreclosure and she doesn't have health insurance anymore.
Connie's son and Leighton brother recently had brain surgery to get rid of a tumor, and she claims her daughter is trying to turn him against her. Connie says that Leighton threatened to stop paying his medical bills if he didn't move to New York.
Finally, Connie is trying to paint Leighton as a crazy cunt beast who brought the prison yard to the living room when she attacked her mother with a bottle last December.
If White Oprah is a piece of work, then Connie the Con is a piece of art in The Museum of Shameless Whore Mothers. Basically, charging your own child for renting out your uterus and eating your food for 18 years is a genius move. Connie had no choice but to get plastic surgery since all those times she woke up in the middle of the night from Leighton's selfish baby screams fucked with her face. "Leighton owes her!" - every reasonable judge in America
Forget gold digging, get me on the "dependent adult" ticket. All I have to do is find a way to birth out a child, push said child out onto the ho stroll until they start bringing in the checks and then claim that due to some medical condition (concave anus, can't wipe myself, etc...) they have to pay my bills for the rest of their lives! If I wasn't allergic to -20 count thread sheets, I'd check into prison since you obviously learn the best cons there.
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She looks like Winona Ryder's long lost sister in this photo. Backup for Lil' Miss Five-Finger-Discount?
Just give her a Carvel card and make it Platinum.
Connie the con better have a police report because as it stands now she stole the money to care for her brain damaged child from the other child who started supporting the family at 3 years old. I hope Leighton leaves Connie the con to work the ho stroll for the rest of her miserable days and she can explain oral contracts to her johns.
Dina just sobered up and moaned in horror.
i know the solution to this whole mess-meester's mother ought to sue the private schools for the acting lessons they gave to her daughter-because they obviously didnt work.
Gimme a bottle, I'll beat both these ho's senseless. I'm all about equalizin'...
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If Connie the Con had taken any real lessons from White Oprah, she'd have known to let the kid move to Hollywood on her own when she was 15.
And since Connie was incarcerated when she gave birth, and served at least a couple of years in prison, maybe Connie owes some money to taxpayers who footed *her* bills.
She sounds like my mom, though fortunately I'm not famous or rich, so the complaints are fewer and farther between. But I'll never forget my mom giving me an estimation of how much she spent on diapers.
She sounds like my mom, though fortunately I'm not famous or rich, so the complaints are fewer and farther between. But I'll never forget my mom giving me an estimation of how much she spent on diapers.
Submitted by heathen on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 2:56pm.
Submitted by ponchiks on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 2:14pm.
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Shit ponchicks -- where do you work, a psycho ward? I was hoping Connie the Con & White Oprah were the exceptions.
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I work at a magazine, where I am surrounded by superficial bitches on daily basis, most of whom only had kids because it was on their tick list, were pushing 40 or their friends had them. You know, like handbags. And the amount of times I've heard them complain about how their kids have ruined their looks/ social life/ sex life etc. has made me convinced that some people do not deserve to procreate. Ever.
I'd be careful when playing the "dependant adult" card. Seems like you could be setting yourself up to be committed, especially if you've just pissed your kid off.
Beautiful picture, btw.
Submitted by ponchiks on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 2:14pm.
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Shit ponchicks -- where do you work, a psycho ward? I was hoping Connie the Con & White Oprah were the exceptions.
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Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever.
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She and Christian Bale should get together and go bowling.
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 10:52am.
*confused*
Isn't it part of being a PARENT that you do whatever it is needed to have your child grow up with food, a roof over their head, an education, etc, without the expectancy of repay when they hit the cash cow?
Shouldn't any form of "thank you" the child gives you a reward to you from them that you did your shit right and your child appreciates all you gave up to raise them?
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Ah, you see M.E. that's what normal, loving, caring parents do. Ones that will do anything to make sure that their kids have all the best in their lives, no matter what. Ones that probably would sell their kidneys just to provide for their children.
When it comes to "parents" like the example above only thing that applies to them is greed- and they will do whatever it takes to make sure that they get back what they have earned- as that's how they see their kids. Such attitude is very popular between the people I work with. And it really does scare me.
"eligible for parental support"
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! That's funny stuff. Right up there with "grandparents' rights".
Say! Maybe I'm eligible for "sibling support" from my slightly more successful brother! I wonder who knows the law on this sort of thing?
*dials Chad Lowe's home number*
I dont know what it is about this trick, but she looks "speshul". Something retarded in the water....
Jeez I wonder if the con will pull some Kardashian shit and sue Minka Kelly, since they look alike.
Moms needs to kick rocks or eat shit and perish... which ever comes first.
Poor Leighton, I feel really bad for her that has got to be difficult and embarrassing to go through in public like that. It sounds like she really did just want to help with her brother's care and her greedy convict mom is stirring up shit
I think Leighton Meester is very pretty. Her mom is, too, externally.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 10:39am: "*makes list of shit Lil G owes me*"
I was just going to write something like this! How much did that weave cost you? Meester's mother just needs to keep showing her ass; it's only proving her daughter's point.
That 230K bitch is called being a mother. What a fucking loser cunt.
I genuinely feel bad for Leighton...hopefully a judge will realize this whole thing is bogus...and here's a hot tip...if you don't want to spend money on food, diapers, etc.... Don't breed!
Quality is right.
And LM get's painted as a nasty-ass bitch from hell to the brother every day no doubt.
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I could have sworn leighton was of legal age when she got gossip girl..
*runs to check factoids*
she is credited for gossip girl starting in 07.. which means if they filmed in 06.. she was 20 years old..
why is the mom relocating for her 20 year old daughter?
It's part of a mother's role to make some sacrifices for her kids, if necessary, and the sacrifices the mother chooses to make are NOT debts the child should have to pay at some later date. The kids do not even need to know what those sacrifices were.
My mother is like this woman: I know what my mother thinks she gave up for me, and all the shit I *owe* her. To help her out, me and my mister used to give my mom money for household expenses, etc. Even gifts (things I never wanted) that my mom said she would leave to us when she kicked were not free, requiring some kind of pre-inheritance investment.
Haven't spoken to her in 8-9 years. Not regretting a day of her absence. I feel for anybody with a mother like that.
*runs off to question selection of user name*
"I believe we are looking for a menstruating child who is waterproof to a depth of fifty meters."
And here we all that Casey Anthony was the WORST.MOM.IN.THE.WORLD!
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Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever.
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Submitted by Lurker on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 11:31am.
the mother and Cammy D should hang out, although I hold out a bit of hope that Cammy has more class than that...in which case, Leighton and Cammy D should hang out.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 10:34am.
As MK is my witness, I'll never complain about my mother again. Compared to this specimen, she's a breeze.
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Stories like this always make me appreciate my family.
I have an idea for her mom: GET A JOB
If you're "disabled" you can lick envelopes for a living.
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Aw, poor LM. Her moms sounds like my crazy ass bitch of a MIL, who still, by the way, keeps a running tally of any Christmas presents or any other money she or my FIL has ever given (not asked for) to my husband and will bust out the figure he "owes" her when she's pissed. Quality.
LOL@ I gave up everything for her. That was YOUR choice, dude. Not every mom chooses to follow her kid around the country and that's AOK.
I feel sad for her brother. Obviously he does not need this or any kinda stress. How could her mother not barf upon entering any kind of surgical atmosphere knowing that her son was so ill? So sad.
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Oh please, Leighton was over 18 when she took the Gossip Girl gig. If her mother relocated the whole family to NY, that's her own stupid move. Leighton only became successful past the age of 18. All her money is hers and hers alone. This beast of a mom is the worst.
there's nothing wrong with her face, she's a gorgeous girl. UNlike Blake who has allll sorts of shit wrong with her face! ;P
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Heartwarming.
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anyone else sing this song while they read this?
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i hit that bitch with a bottle!
Here's a pic of her and her mom: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-CPpUU_RzzOQ/TWBBd8S9PxI/AAAAAAAA3tY/ncrfVfeW35...
You're right, she looks like a waspier version of Cameron Diaz? Either way, this bitch is EVIL.
Also, I could see Leighton maybe having to pay her mother for money borrowed after she reached age 18, but not for expenses incurred when she was a minor in her mother's guardianship (Even though her mother is a worthless cunt and doesn't deserve to get paid.)
Leighton should try to get a legal guardian for her lil' bro.
I think there is something seriously wrong with her face.
ooooooooooooooooooohhhhh good girls gone bad...
Ummm leighton's mom owes her all the money in the world to pay for the therapy Leighton has to have due to the fact she was born in prison..
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There is always one crazy family member that makes the whole family look like trash. I hope Leighton wins, and maybe files for custody of her brother b/c knowing her trash of a mother having custody will be used to guilt Leighton and help her stay in her life.
Submitted by BorgQueen on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 10:49am.
I tried to google pics of her mom b/c I want to see how good the mom must look after spending all that money on weaves and botox. I cant find any. Poor Leighton, you work so hard just to have ur crook mommy stealing from you. -------------------------------------------------
Someone posted a link with pics of the ex-con Mom on the previous Leighton thread this weekend. The bitch looks like a fresher and younger Cameron Diaz. Doesn't look like the daughter at all.
"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated" - Father Andrés
She'll be all right. Won't affect her career at all. Look how well it worked out for Aaron Carter and Mac Culkin.
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Whammo:
Hahahahaaa!
I think she beat her mom at the Kentucky Derby
*confused*
Isn't it part of being a PARENT that you do whatever it is needed to have your child grow up with food, a roof over their head, an education, etc, without the expectancy of repay when they hit the cash cow?
Shouldn't any form of "thank you" the child gives you a reward to you from them that you did your shit right and your child appreciates all you gave up to raise them?
Fuck this whore.
Trash! just cut off the parasite Leighton! I like how she's very low key and put together. Must spend spend her time tending to her craycray fam, instead of working the hwood circuit like UN-Lively.
Very pretty, and I like the song she did with Robin Thicke...
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I tried to google pics of her mom b/c I want to see how good the mom must look after spending all that money on weaves and botox. I cant find any. Poor Leighton, you work so hard just to have ur crook mommy stealing from you.
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Submitted by Slurpee on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 10:34am.
She has a big head.
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Hey Slurp, I think she needs a bit in her mouth, a saddle on her back and that microphone should be a carrot.
I still think her head looks big.
It's just been announced that she's been dropped from Gossip Girl.
Don't worry, though - she's just been cast in an all-female version of Prison Break.
I don't fight... I don't argue.. just hit that bitch with a bottle.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Qx2VAiSAtY
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