Kim Kardashian Is Suffering From Psoriasis

July 26, 2011 / Posted by:

These pictures of Kim Kardashian at LAX with marks on her legs are from last week and most figured that the lacquered shell that covers her body was starting to chip and she just needed to be wheeled into the mannequin factory for a touch-up. But nope. Those marks were a preview for the July 24th episode of Krapping Up the Kardashians where Kim breaks down on the set of a commercial and confesses that she has psoriasis. How many takes do you think it took for Kim to try to say “psoriasis” before the crew said fuckit and asked Khloe to do it in post-production? Kim then went on to wah wah wah about how it’s so hard being perfect.

“People don’t understand the pressure on me to look perfect. When I gain a pound it’s in the headlines. Imagine what the tabloids would do to me if they saw all these spots!

I have to wear a sports bra and I have this rash all over my stomach. What will the producers say? In a photoshoot they can just photo-shop it out but this is on video. They can’t hide this.”

“Kim Kardashian looks perfect,” said absolutely fucking no one.

“Imagine what the tabloids would do to me if they saw all these spots!” Bitch, they’d publish those pictures which is exactly what you sold your soul to Lucifer for. Why is Kim really acting like she doesn’t use her “imperfections” to extend her time on the prime corner of the ho stroll? This is the ho who is on the cover of a tabloid every other week shouting: “I HAVE CELLULITE. SO WHAT?” So that’s why I’m a little surprised that Kim didn’t use her disease to get a “This is my psoriasis bikini body!” cover of Life & Style that should’ve out the same day as that KUWTK episode. Kris Jenner is slipping.

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