Open Post: Hosted By Rob Lowe's Frosted Locks
The twink power bottom who smelled like Sun-In and Emotion Lotion (piña colada scent, duh) and left you without a penny in the poolside room of a Palm Springs Holiday Inn in the late 80s has returned to you! Yes, I'm sure you wish he'd return your Body Glove wallet, but he's still back and better than ever now that he's got current day Rob Lowe face. But anyiwonderifyoucanmixemotionlotionwithtequila....
Rob Lowe showed off his precious Brad Pitt circa 1998 hair at Comic-Con in San Diego yesterday and told everyone that he braved the dreaded highlighting cap to play accused wife killer Drew Peterson for a Lifetime movie. Yes, Rob Lowe as Drew "Droopy Face Bitch" Peterson! Was Linda Tripp not available? Shit, was Linda Tripp's asshole not available either, because I'm sure it looks more like Drew Peterson than Rob Lowe does.
Where was Rob Lowe when they were casting the role of Kato Kaelin in the O.J. Simpson TV movie? That's what I want to know.
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Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 1:37pm.
True story: I had dinner with Rob Lowe and two of my gf's when he was in my hometown filming "Frank and Jesse". *waits for everyone to Google that shit lol* Anyway, his wife and baby were back at the hotel and he leans over to my friend Mandy, puts on the sessy face and goes "Life for me is like a drive thru. I pull up and place my order, and if I can't get it then and there I go on to the next place." AHAHAHA!! Chahmed, ahm sure. Yeah, she excused herself to the bathroom and didn't come back.
Oh. My. God.
The celeb encounters of Dlisted people are hilarious. After reading this story and Miss Jane Texas's story about Allen Cummings, I'll never look at those two actors without thinking of those stories.
Lol!!! Isn't getting carded the best, though! Especially when you're not expecting it!
Well I didn't run yesterday and treated myself to a Zaxby's chicken fanger (lol) plate. Figured one good meal a week wouldn't hurt...lol.
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Thanks, Thought Police. Where would any of us be without your vigilance?-Kenneth G
You_Complete_Me: AH HAHAHAHA! Thanks for the tip! Some of those fuckers are delusional, but some actually resemble the celebs.
The most delusional are the ones who think they look like Angelina or Chiniston!
My favorite (so far) is the guy who thinks he looks like Burt Bachrach. Does anyone know what BB LOOKS like? Uh, I know who he IS (which most of TMZ's viewer's probably don't) but I can't say I've ever seen him...
Photo mix-up. These are actually photos of the day-shift manager at Wet Seal at Stonecrest Mall in Lithonia, GA. Doctor diagnosed her with "droopy uterus syndrome" so she super-sets kegels in the food court.
Doin okay Turt & yourself? Didn't exercise all weekend & I can sure tell!
But & this is hysterical...I was carded @ Kroger Friday evening!! Bwhaaaa. Thank you to the little cross-eyed checker boy who obviously couldn't see very well out of his one open eye. Lmao.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
LMAO!! Shut. It. JACK!! ;)
For a minute, I thought they were talking about that OTHER wife-killer Scott Peterson. I was thinking, OMG he looks NOTHING like that guy, lol! He doesn't look anything like Drew Peterson, either. Casting fail!
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Douchechill!
@guest no she frickin bolted out the back door!! haha he was pretty confused by it too...don't think he was used to that reaction at all. Two of us were working in the art department for the movie, and my friend who worked on set talked him into coming to dinner. So yeah we stayed for like 15 more minutes after that and we all excused ourselves. AWKWARD lol. I also walked around the block and smoked a J with Bill Paxton (who was WAY cooler) and Todd something or other.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 1:58pm.
Annoying homosexual Rob Lowe has had some noticeable plastic surgery! Look at that jaw line....how many 60 year old women have a jawline like that without a facelift??!!!
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aaawww... you said "women" instead of "fish"... i think this is what the docs call: "progression"!... heehee!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 1:51pm.
"AJ thinks he looks like Eva Longoria" is my favorite.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 1:58pm.
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You shut up!!!
*throws stinkfish @ Mrs. Patrick Campbell*
*sits beside Stoney*
*takes back LOL! from Mani*
I din't realize this was a ambush!
♥ Threadkilla!
RIP, Amy: Sep14,1983 to Jul23,2011
http://youtu.be/Con6WaimJ6c
I don't know why I am so fascinated by this...
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2011/07/24/2011-07-24_lauryn_hill_dump...
This needs to be MK's next post. It's ESCANDALO! Come on new album!
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Momus & Jack -- borderline personality disorder.
Annoying homosexual Rob Lowe has had some noticeable plastic surgery! Look at that jaw line....how many 60 year old women have a jawline like that without a facelift??!!!
Girl arms.
Hi Guest! How you doin.
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Thanks, Thought Police. Where would any of us be without your vigilance?-Kenneth G
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 1:37pm.
He's gonna end up looking like Bruce Jenner.
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LOL! Trudat.
♥ Threadkilla!
RIP, Amy: Sep14,1983 to Jul23,2011
http://youtu.be/Con6WaimJ6c
That is really really awful, Rob.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 1:47pm. . a film credit is still a film credit!LOL!
Damn straight brother!
Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 12:16pm.
suckandfuck and raul are like the goofus and gallant of sick humor.
the best.
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Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 1:46pm.
bwahahah, why did you have to tell me about this???
The one that thinks she looks like Angelina Jolie??? After what, a severe herpes outbreak?? Damn, that shit is too much.
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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I'm with Momus... borderline what? multiple personality? borderline alcoholic? borderline SKITZ-O-FRANIK?
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*paging Suzie Fuller*
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 1:39pm. TW is right, Comcast has promo's they'll offer you, I call and get them all the time, they know they're not the only game in town these days.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 12:16pm.
suckandfuck and raul are like the goofus and gallant of sick humor.
the best.
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I'm not a living legend. I'm just a myth.
Hi Turtle...*waves*
Yepyep...I think he may be in lurve!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Sweetas - lmmfao at "Chahmed, ahm sure."
I guess he thought southern girls were easy...
*whistles*
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*paging Suzie Fuller*
Rob as Drew is worst casting ever.
MIRROR BORE -- OMG, I'm sorry, hon. Isn't that the way with borderlines? You can't really make them happy -- that's the way life is with them. You could spend and do all you can to try to make them happy, but nothing ever really works. Please try to keep yourself healthy while dealing with a borderline -- I know it's difficult, though. Only after my mom being gone for 10 years now can I look back and see that a lot of the problems were those she created, they were not my fault.
What twat said. I did that too and they gave me a credit AND lowered my monthly bill.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 1:37pm.
Juicy!!!
And funny.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 1:42pm.
Little known fact, Raul was the squeegee guy on that sex tape Rob made back in the 80's with that jailbait.
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still forgetting to mention the part about how Raul was thrown off the set for tickling balls, and raiding the minibar, i see?... it's alright... a film credit is still a film credit!LOL!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Ewww..he looks like Ellen DeGeneres. He is so good looking usually. He needs to fix that mess asap!
I'm with UBF. He looks way too femmey for me.
I loved him in "Hotel New Hampshire" though. HOT STUFF back then.
*ignores all negative info about rob lowe*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Fuck. I just got the surgery date for my little man`s testicle removal. At least they can do it here and don`t send us all the way to San Antonio like they wanted to at first. Plus they can do it before school starts. Mixed blessings, i guess. Still scary.
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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http://www.youtube.com/user/beeper246#p/a/u/2/BrO86m4qAEs
I have been wetting myself laughing @ the delusional readers over @ TMZ who have submitted their pics in the Celeb-look-alike contest.
Holy, fuck. I'd post a link, but I'm too fucken lazy at the moment (perhaps one of you awesome slunts can find it.)
Some of the submissions are positively golden (i.e., the individuals have obviously never owned a mirror in their lifetimes, or are simply fucking around), although I must admit that the top 5 are pretty good.
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I am not here to fight. I am here to make love.
ISprainedMyUvula -- I called Comcast several months ago; I have my phone, cable & internet with them. I got the nicest lady on the phone. She worked it out that even though I'm down a whopping three cable channels that I didn't even really watch, she saved me $52 a month. Call them and tell them they're too expensive and you're ready to dump them -- I'm sure they want to keep you as a customer and will try to make you happy. Three friends of mine called their companies and they saved all of them at least $50 a month; one friend saved almost $90!
Still hot. Still would fuck.
Hello errbody.
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Thanks, Thought Police. Where would any of us be without your vigilance?-Kenneth G
Hello errbody.
ETA: wtf, double post.
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Thanks, Thought Police. Where would any of us be without your vigilance?-Kenneth G
Sweetas girl...did he follow her to the rr or was she just over it? Did u stay & have dinner wif him & do tell how this all came about?!?!?!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Little known fact, Raul was the squeegee guy on that sex tape Rob made back in the 80's with that jailbait.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 12:16pm.
suckandfuck and raul are like the goofus and gallant of sick humor.
the best.
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I'm not a living legend. I'm just a myth.
@Mickey, I work for the gov't. The installation I work at is closing, so as of Sept., I won't work here anymore. Been going to school at night to get into healthcare field. Anyway, the older folks here are completely off the wall and have a crazy sense of entitlement. One old lady got it in her head that they're not going to get their pensions (I have no idea why), and she's got them all whipped into a frenzy. Instead of calling HR to get facts and straighten it out, they complain all day every day and then yell at the supervisor for not calling HR for them. There's also some relocation program requiring ppl to move X miles away, and one guy is bitching because Google maps says he falls short "But I drive the long way!" he was just telling my other coworker that he called our senator about it.
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
Verdine White, Ben Affleck, now Rob Lowe...bad hair day at dlisted??!
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Douchechill!
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 1:35pm.
MickeyHolland -- talk to me, honey. My mom had borderline personality disorder and it was hell! She could alternately be the most wonderful woman in the world and the person I feared most. I think this pretty much sums up life with a borderline -- you feel like you're walking on eggshells all the time with them. And the rages, oh, the rages, some really violent shit. May I ask who you think has this? I feel sorry for anyone who has to deal with a borderline. I miss my mom every single day, but some days I just couldn't with her, she was that difficult.
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I live with this everyday. I bought $350 worth of Whole Foods for her the other day and apprx. 5 hours later, she slapped me for not wanting to go to some stupid baby shower with her.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 1:35pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 1:33pm.
LOL - all I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz and I'm fiiiine.
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HAHAHA!!... how did i miss doing a "Spicoli" reference with this?!... kudos, jacko!!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 1:24pm.
whoa. for a guy his age. he does look goooood.
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hafta totally agree...that jawline definition is amazing for someone over 40, let alone pushing the other end of that decade...
...one expects (hopes?) that pretty boys will age terribly...
...overindulging in procedures that recapture not their boyish charm, but only serve as disqueting reminders of the futility and curse of trying to impede the inevitable...
...but not this guy...wow...
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...'I've checked him out on the Google, and there's absolutely no record of him ever having a mother'...
Fuck my BALLS my cable bill came and jumped to $200 a GD month. $46 of that is the phone only my stupid neighbor calls me on. Someone give me mouth to mouth because I'm going to DIE.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
guest
what motives? I been watching him like a hawk for any signs of real aggression.
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
It's not like MK ever claimed to have any standards, let him make his money!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I remember him from that 80's movie Class ( ya I know it was Oscar worthy but I went to boarding school so I could kinda relate to it ) We're around the same age and since that movie I've been a fan. The guy's been around HW for a long time and I have to tip my hat to any whore that can play the HW game for that long. Especially a pretty boy with limited talent.
LOL @ Kato Kaelin. I liked that laidback surfer guy (other than his association with a double murderer).
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