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July 25, 2011 / Posted by:

Hilary Devey, a serious businesswoman who is so serious about business that she has won awards for it, the CEO of a freight distribution company called Pall-EX and the new judge on BBC 2’s Dragons’ Den (which is like the US’s Shark Tank but with dragons instead).

Even after reading a profile on Hilary Devey by the highly important news source The Daily Mail, I still don’t know much about the Dragons’ Den newest Dragon Lady, but that doesn’t matter. Everything I need to know about Dragon Lady Hilary is in these pictures. Hilary’s asymmetrical haircut tells me that she whips her rivals with her hair cape before she takes over their company (or it tells me that her hairstylist is cockeyed)! Hilary’s 100-yard long shoulder pads tell me that she loves to make a grand entrance. Specifically, a grand entrance that involves her slipping through a doorway sideways since bitch can’t fit straight on (like a couch!). Hilary’s permanent heatproof lipstick tells me that when she breathes out fire balls at anyone who effs with her, she wants to make sure that red lacquered glamour stays permanently on her mouth. This is POWAH DRESSING, DAHLINGS! It’s like she’s an alien sea lizard from a planet whose only transmissions from Earth are episodes of Dynasty and she thinks all humans look like Alexis Carrington (which they should)!

Here’s Hilary on an old episode Secret Millionaire.

THAT VOICE! It’s like a chain-smoking toad with a voice box yawning into a fan. That voice could melt the nicotine off any patch.

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