Afternoon Crumbs

July 25, 2011 / Posted by:

So the other day, I was walking around for miles and had to piss like a Fergie. I went to Barnes & Noble and their bathroom was “closed for repairs.” Likely fucking story. I went to Starbucks, but the line was ten million miles long. So I just wrapped a rubber band around my shit and held it through 2 subway transfers until I got home. And when I finally let it out, it was like I was giving birth to my bladder through my peen hole. The look on my face during that whole mess = the look Alessandra Ambrosio’s face in this picture. I’m not sure what her excuse is, though. – Hollywood Tuna

Olive Wilde is a few visible bones, a bulging forehead vein, and a pair of condom shoes away from nailing her Angie Jolie impersonation – Popoholic

Speaking of condom shoes… – Lainey Gossip

Pretty sure Comic-Con kicked Adrianne Curry out because she’s Adrianne Curry. Phoebe Price: 1 Adrianne Curry: ZILCH – The Superficial

The ghost of Blake Lively’s future in a bikini – Popoholic

Lea Michele, Chris Colfer and that other one are not leaving GleeTowleroad

UPSTAGED BY A DEMURE FRENCH CHOLA: Reese Witherspoon and her husband were – Popsugar

JLo doing the free of the zombie dick dance – Just Jared

Aubrey O’Day needs to stroll by the gas station and have her right one pumped up a bit – (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Kristin Calamari got dumped – Celebitchy

The CGI Awards: Pamela Anderson in some lingerie ad – Hollywood Rag

But in other questions, why does Emeril look like a butch Asian lesbian here? – The Daily What

Super pooches – Cityrag

The chocolate cupcakes are like, “Shit, I hope she doesn’t try to fuck me.” – ICYDK

Dress like Captain Jack, get faced sucked by John Barrowman. That’s how it works. – The Berry

Andrew Garfield looking like he’s about to do the 80s remix of Dick in a Box called Dick in a Fanny – SOW

Those are fightin’ looks, Suri! Fightin’ looks! – I’m Not Obsessed

(Image via Pacific Coast News)

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