By the time you read this, Christopher Nolan would have already shut down production on The Dark Knight Rises, pink-slipped every single cast member and locked himself up in his basement office where he’s re-writing the whole story to focus on a freckled heroine who’s the chicken coop love child of Poison Ivy and The Joker and was raised by Alfred in a half-broken incubator in the corner of the Bat Cave. It’s BAT CUTLETS!
When you shine her signal in the night sky, she rushes to the spotlight and strikes poses in front of it for hours until the villains get bored while waiting for her and go and get a Double Double instead. Have you ever posed with the Cutlets in the pap’s flash light?
For the second year in a row, Nerdapalooza felt the A-list (A is for “aim a camera at her and she’ll pose”) powers of Phoebe Price who brought some free range glamour to the streets of San Diego by posing in costumes EXCLUSIVELY picked by PP from KMart discount bins the day after Halloween.
The major Comic-Con events might’ve been inside, but the real show was outside. Yes PP can pose with SD’s finest who almost put her in handcuffs for flashing farm raised labia. Yes PP’s mother can wear a Kinko’s original t-shirt that I want to be buried in. And yes Lynda Carter will bawl on all 60 of her birthday candles tonight and wish the same thing she wished last year: THAT PP WILL STOP SHOWIN’ HER UP LIKE THIS!