You have to be a special kind of infuckingsane to make the crazier fanboys at Comic-Con look like they’re on the right side of sane, but Welsh actor and former piece of Sienna Miller Rhys Ifans managed to do just that before a screening for The Amazing Spider-Man. Rhys, who plays The Lizard in that shit, acted like a fourteen karat cunt when a member of his entourage (the word “entourage” has hit hard times when even Rhys has one) didn’t have the right credentials and wasn’t allowed into the screening. Rhys brought the bitch, shoved a woman to get in and declared that the United States of America sucks. Rhys was not only under the influence of stupidity, but he was also under the influence of the sweet nectar.
The Wrap says that Rhys was allowed to take part in the panel, but afterward a security guard did my favorite thing ever. The guard busted a CITIZEN’S ARREST on Rhys’ ass. Sometimes when I’m bonging with friends, the good shit smoke floats into my brain, unlocks my bucket list and makes me want to issue a CITIZEN’S ARREST on one of them for smoking an illegal substance. You know, just so I can say I CITIZEN’S ARRESTED bitch. Better yet, can you CITIZEN’S ARREST yourself? That’s a question for another pass ‘n puff party….
Lt. Andra Brown explained the details of Rhys’ act of drunk dumbassery like this: “He was aggressive and belligerent. He was… berating everyone from the security staff to the United States of America. He was cited and released, which is a non-custodial misdemeanor arrest. But, according to him, the U.S. sucks and he doesn’t want to come back.”
Sony apologized for this mess and the San Diego District Attorney will later decide if they want to press charges.
When you’re in the US, promoting an American movie made an American production company that lined your checking account with American dollars, maybe it’s not a good idea to say that the US can suck your hairy twat nuts (which I’m sure look exactly like his hairy face).
I swear, I’m parking my ass at Comic-Con next year. Last year, nerds stabbed each other with BICs and this year Sienna Miller’s old fuck buddy got CITIZEN’S ARRESTED by a security guard. Comic-Con is where the real tragic cunt theatrics are.