Rhys Ifans Goes Crazy At Comic-Con
You have to be a special kind of infuckingsane to make the crazier fanboys at Comic-Con look like they're on the right side of sane, but Welsh actor and former piece of Sienna Miller Rhys Ifans managed to do just that before a screening for The Amazing Spider-Man. Rhys, who plays The Lizard in that shit, acted like a fourteen karat cunt when a member of his entourage (the word "entourage" has hit hard times when even Rhys has one) didn't have the right credentials and wasn't allowed into the screening. Rhys brought the bitch, shoved a woman to get in and declared that the United States of America sucks. Rhys was not only under the influence of stupidity, but he was also under the influence of the sweet nectar.
The Wrap says that Rhys was allowed to take part in the panel, but afterward a security guard did my favorite thing ever. The guard busted a CITIZEN'S ARREST on Rhys' ass. Sometimes when I'm bonging with friends, the good shit smoke floats into my brain, unlocks my bucket list and makes me want to issue a CITIZEN'S ARREST on one of them for smoking an illegal substance. You know, just so I can say I CITIZEN'S ARRESTED bitch. Better yet, can you CITIZEN'S ARREST yourself? That's a question for another pass 'n puff party....
Lt. Andra Brown explained the details of Rhys' act of drunk dumbassery like this: "He was aggressive and belligerent. He was... berating everyone from the security staff to the United States of America. He was cited and released, which is a non-custodial misdemeanor arrest. But, according to him, the U.S. sucks and he doesn't want to come back."
Sony apologized for this mess and the San Diego District Attorney will later decide if they want to press charges.
When you're in the US, promoting an American movie made an American production company that lined your checking account with American dollars, maybe it's not a good idea to say that the US can suck your hairy twat nuts (which I'm sure look exactly like his hairy face).
I swear, I'm parking my ass at Comic-Con next year. Last year, nerds stabbed each other with BICs and this year Sienna Miller's old fuck buddy got CITIZEN'S ARRESTED by a security guard. Comic-Con is where the real tragic cunt theatrics are.
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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 2:34am.
Rhys is HOT and he has SIZEMEAT-FACE!
(Please post link to nude photos of Rhys)
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Not quite nude, but here's an undies scene.
http://youtu.be/4JFT4lfLpVY
He can kiss that Hollywood career goodbye. It's back to UK Lottery films for him. What a dumb ass.
Rhys is HOT and he has SIZEMEAT-FACE!
(Please post link to nude photos of Rhys)
Holy shit, the fucking world just keeps right on turning!
I'm grateful to this drunktard for making me really look at all the times I got my hackles up about cultural shit and realize it's all crap.
It's people, y'all. Not Yanks or Brits or whatever - the problem with people is that they are human. Ask any of the other lifeforms that live on the planet how they feel about the way things are turning out...no, they can't answer - neither can the hundreds of thousands (at least) of species we have driven to extinction.
Culture-bashing is simply a way for humans to feel smug and superior over one another. I have done it too and I have such regret.
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The do you need a moment tag makes me lol! Hahahahhhahah and so appropriate!
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
This guy's been bugging me all day, finally remembered where I've seen him:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jySfU10IQu4
Not a huge Ifans fan, but he was probably acting all "British" to complain about whatever incompetence was keeping him from his premier. If this happened in Canada at TIFF or in the UK at some Leicester Square opener, he would have done and said the exact same thing, insulting his host all over the place. It doesn't matter. He's a waste-case drunkard who probably taps his arm once a day too. Let's all rise above his "US is crap" B.S. As the british say: 'E aint worf it...
Am a history grad student working towards a Ph.D.
I get it.
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on Sun, 07/24/2011 - 9:35pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 07/24/2011 - 6:06pm.
So our country sucks because one of your bros (or hoes) didn't get to see your movie? Fuuuuuuck yoooou.
I am not a crazy teabagger or anything, but I am so sick of people knocking the United States. Yeah, our government sucks sometimes. And yeah, we have 85% of the planet's serial killers (so watch your back, fuckers!) and we're all a bunch of fatties.
But we're still a great country who routinely gives the shirt off our collective back. And if your country is so perfect, what are you doing here?
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Yup, we're fat, but that's what happens when you actually have modern advances and food to eat instead of sand and seaweed. As far as having 85% of serial killers, that is neither accurate nor fair. Yes, we are ranked number one in REPORTED and CAUGHT serial killers, but look at the other top countries; England, Germany, Australia, Japan...what do they have in common? Technological advances in Law Enforcement that most other countries do not. We also admit that they actually exist; Russia for instance let a Andrei Chikitilo kill for YEARS (and God knows how many others) because they refused to admit that there was such a thing as serial killers. Of course after he killed and cannibalized 30 plus kids/young adults (probably way more in reality) they came crawling to us for help.
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Chill, damn, everyone.
Hekki, KF is pretty much dead on, unfortunately. I'm from a mil family, patriotic and all that, but the truth is we've got almost 600 years of murderous hypocrisy - following the imperialism/capitalism of Briton and France. This IS THE WORLD HISTORY, again, of it all. The U.S of A is a spawn of this shit. We all have reaped the "benefits and comforts" of slaughter and slave labor. READ BACK TO THE 1400S. The point is, we have the food and materials to keep us "sustained" from a history of TAKING IT. You and I, and our parents and grandparents, may not have had a "direct hand" in "taking it", but step back 4 generations and this shit is the case. All we can do, today, is correct the history.
I believe this is why shit gets heated, still, today, on blogs and in Op-Ed pieces.
Not trying to start shit, but, it is unfortunate that so many people do NOT know the real world history. *sads*
Harpo, who dis woman?
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LOL'ing with Kenneth G!
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Thanks, Thought Police. Where would any of us be without your vigilance?-Kenneth G
Hahaha THOUGHT POLICE rides again!!!!!!!
Listen you fucking twat, if I want to have a discussion with someone about something she brought up, I WILL. I was neither rude nor bitchy about it to her, because I don't believe that she meant to be condescending to the US, so I pointed out the facts.
You, on the other hand can go fuck yourself.
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Lol. Ok thanks!
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Thanks, Thought Police. Where would any of us be without your vigilance?-Kenneth G
Submitted by MudTurtle on Sun, 07/24/2011 - 9:41pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 07/24/2011 - 6:06pm.
So our country sucks because one of your bros (or hoes) didn't get to see your movie? Fuuuuuuck yoooou.
I am not a crazy teabagger or anything, but I am so sick of people knocking the United States. Yeah, our government sucks sometimes. And yeah, we have 85% of the planet's serial killers (so watch your back, fuckers!) and we're all a bunch of fatties.
But we're still a great country who routinely gives the shirt off our collective back. And if your country is so perfect, what are you doing here?
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Agreed. Shut up Karen.
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Listen you fucking twat, if I want to have a discussion with someone about something she brought up, I WILL. I was neither rude nor bitchy about it to her, because I don't believe that she meant to be condescending to the US, so I pointed out the facts.
You, on the other hand can go fuck yourself.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 07/24/2011 - 6:06pm.
So our country sucks because one of your bros (or hoes) didn't get to see your movie? Fuuuuuuck yoooou.
I am not a crazy teabagger or anything, but I am so sick of people knocking the United States. Yeah, our government sucks sometimes. And yeah, we have 85% of the planet's serial killers (so watch your back, fuckers!) and we're all a bunch of fatties.
But we're still a great country who routinely gives the shirt off our collective back. And if your country is so perfect, what are you doing here?
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Agreed. Shut up Karen.
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Thanks, Thought Police. Where would any of us be without your vigilance?-Kenneth G
Oh, and fuck this ugly shitbag. I hope he goes and and meets Wales next Peter Moore.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 07/24/2011 - 6:06pm.
So our country sucks because one of your bros (or hoes) didn't get to see your movie? Fuuuuuuck yoooou.
I am not a crazy teabagger or anything, but I am so sick of people knocking the United States. Yeah, our government sucks sometimes. And yeah, we have 85% of the planet's serial killers (so watch your back, fuckers!) and we're all a bunch of fatties.
But we're still a great country who routinely gives the shirt off our collective back. And if your country is so perfect, what are you doing here?
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Yup, we're fat, but that's what happens when you actually have modern advances and food to eat instead of sand and seaweed. As far as having 85% of serial killers, that is neither accurate nor fair. Yes, we are ranked number one in REPORTED and CAUGHT serial killers, but look at the other top countries; England, Germany, Australia, Japan...what do they have in common? Technological advances in Law Enforcement that most other countries do not. We also admit that they actually exist; Russia for instance let a Andrei Chikitilo kill for YEARS (and God knows how many others) because they refused to admit that there was such a thing as serial killers. Of course after he killed and cannibalized 30 plus kids/young adults (probably way more in reality) they came crawling to us for help.
I highly doubt the Sudan or Liberia have catching serial killers high on their list.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
You guys are cracking me up! Hahahaha
Stfu Rhys. Douchebag.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Don't worry guys, he won't live too long - he is destined be claimed by the devastating after-effects of severe exposure to Sienna Miller's radioactive vaginal secretions.
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He's butt fucking ugly, that's all I know.
I have huge respect for geeks. Last year at Comic Con they counter protested the Westboro (Fred Phelps family)Baptist Church at the convention. In fact, MK, you posted this.
As for Rhys Ifans, I enjoy him in films, but he does seem to have tertiary syphllis from Sluttiana Miller. He was drunk and drunks say and do assholey things. USA #1
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 07/24/2011 - 6:41pm.
OT: i've got nothing... i even checked IMDB to find out who this guy is, and i don't think that i've ever seen anything he's been in.
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The Replacements w/Keee Annn Uuuuuuuuu (he was the soccer player/kicker). If you get a chance, see him in Danny Deckchair. I could not believe how *Fugot* he was...(sometimes fugly, sometimes hot). Plus it was a pretty good premise for a movie.
Attitudes like his make me regret going to Foreign Service school.
Yo, Dragon Dick. Take the next flight home and go fuck a sheep before one of the Cosplay girls shoves an action figure up your ass.
Gee, what would the Taliban do? Tape his mouth shut? He disparaged the US in a drunken fit, big fucking deal. Kids are dead in Norway, let's get some perspective here.
/heats up bubbling spoonful while listening to "Rehab" in a tinfoil hat.
Submitted by zomay on Sun, 07/24/2011 - 6:28pm.
Citizens Arrest is sort of like being REPORTED on Dlisted.
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yeah, sure... ya can look at it that way... until it's you that's got onlookers from the neighborhood staring at your naked patootie as somebody holds ya down waiting for the "real" cops!!... and all ya wanted to do was take a leisurely stroll around the block!... see?!... not so simple then is it?!... wait... i've said too much!LOL!
OT: i've got nothing... i even checked IMDB to find out who this guy is, and i don't think that i've ever seen anything he's been in.
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Submitted by zomay on Sun, 07/24/2011 - 6:28pm.
Citizens Arrest is sort of like being REPORTED on Dlisted.
hahahaha! (I miss your hippie psychedelic avies...)
Citizens Arrest is sort of like being REPORTED on Dlisted.
I'm going to go with the syphilis sienna crazypants theory. He should get that checked out.
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"I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done." -Lucille Ball-sy
I just got back from ComicCon (it was AWESOME, thanks for asking!) and I have to say this cunt has zero excuse for acting this way. They ran a really tight ship with very professional, courteous staff. Living in DC, this was a HUGE culture shock for me because cunts down act like they're doing a huge fucking favor when they give you change after buying some coffee. Notice I didn't say 'correct change'. Anyway. I went with a buddy of mine and we both marveled over how professional ComicCon staff was. Not only were they very professional, they weren't total assholes when we made rookie mistakes (i.e. entered where we weren't supposed to be; forgot the paperwork that had my badge purchase confirmation; forgot to get a pass to re-enter an insession panel). They absolutely gave plebes like us the benefit of the doubt and were very understanding. His behavior quite frankly is inexcusable.
But enough about him - the dude who played Chewbecca was on my flight. He was awesome! I met Frank Miller! I met Conan O'Brien! Ben Mackenzie is insanely sexy in person! I stomped that stupid Welsh cunt Rhys Ifans with my advanced linear regression textbook for talking out of turn! (wish that last part were actually true).
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
Oh, Hekki, I so agree with you. Our country is a pain in the ass, but we also have a lot of good qualities, too, like giving $$$ and military aid to a lot of other nations that need it. I've lived in other countries before--Germany and Italy--but the U.S. is a wonderful place to live and I hope I get to stay here the rest of my life.
I think that this dude was just really fucked up and is probably embarrassed now.
So our country sucks because one of your bros (or hoes) didn't get to see your movie? Fuuuuuuck yoooou.
I am not a crazy teabagger or anything, but I am so sick of people knocking the United States. Yeah, our government sucks sometimes. And yeah, we have 85% of the planet's serial killers (so watch your back, fuckers!) and we're all a bunch of fatties.
But we're still a great country who routinely gives the shirt off our collective back. And if your country is so perfect, what are you doing here?
Are we sure that that wasn't Chris Elliot with a hairpiece doing schtick?
http://www.askactor.com/actress/Chris_Elliott/galleries/
I keed! But this douche kind of looks like him, no?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
The "Murder, She Wrote" lady used to blow a whistle she kept hidden around her neck and make Citizen's Arrests. Fucking HAWT.
This guy's a nerd trying to masquerade as some kind of bad boy/dangerous type. But he always seemed like a geek to me. Sienna Miller would talk politely about how "nice" he was, that he cooked her gourmet dinners and shit. He was so in love and pussy whipped, and she was probably banging dudes left and right. Then she dumped his ass. Nerd.
Submitted by Who Datt on Sun, 07/24/2011 - 4:43pm.
Why doesn't he just let his hair grow long, get falsies, dress in drag and re-christen himself "Rhys Witherspoon"?
hahaha. Well, a chin falsie, anyway.
He's a bit of a humorless bitch, ain't he? If you didn't want to talk to Yanks, then why attend a comic book convention in San Diego? Why doesn't he just let his hair grow long, get falsies, dress in drag and re-christen himself "Rhys Witherspoon"?
You don't like the US? GTFO then. We don't want your ugly ass anyway.
Strangely, I have never CITIZEN ARRESTED myself but one time my brain did a "Crazy Ivan" and didn't like what it saw.
On second read, I realized he was standing up for an uncredentialed member of his entourage (read, girl he met in Old Town the night before). Otherwise, his hissy fit doesn't make sense.
I thought he looks like Chris Elliot, too. Specifically when he was Amy's brother in Everybody Loves Raymond.
"Sometimes I sneak up behind Miss Puss and I bark like a dog."
Well he's really shot himself in the foot here. I'm English and I've never heard of him, he's certainly not big over here, in Wales possibly, but like someone else said Wales doesn't exactly produce many movies. What an idiot.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 07/24/2011 - 3:14pm.
Thank you doll. *Gives Worthers and hot cup of Ovaltine.* ^_^
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LMAO. How about blaming your publicist or your own damn self for leaving whatever credentials you need.
Well we know he's dumb; he used to fuck Miller.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sun, 07/24/2011 - 3:07pm.
Do you see all the crap going on in congress with our money and debt? We kind of do suck right now. As for this foolio's reasoning. He can go fuck himself.
And is it me, or does anyone else think he looks like Chris Elliot?
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 07/24/2011 - 2:04pm.
who does this chris elliot looking fuckcunt think he is? what is WRONG with people?
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 07/24/2011 - 2:18pm.
Ew, his chest! Is that sun damage or scarring or pizza?
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Damnit! I was thinking of getting pizza for dinner. I guess not anymore...*sigh*
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Please get the fuck out ---->
Do you see all the crap going on in congress with our money and debt? We kind of do suck right now. As for this foolio's reasoning. He can go fuck himself.
And is it me, or does anyone else think he looks like Chris Elliot?
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Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Sun, 07/24/2011 - 2:28pm.
Someone make him a t-shirt that says, "I lost my career at Comic-Con"
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Nah. He should have compared the U.S. to Hitler if he really wanted to fuck himself over.
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What kind of fuckery is this?
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 07/24/2011 - 2:30pm.
That is funny.
Could she and her loser bf not make it in London?
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No, they're both artists that were just too subversive for the London art scene to handle or other some such asshole shit.
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I'm fairly certain text books aren't going to all of a sudden say, "So and so, a giant homo, invented one of the most important blah, blah, blah of the