Leighton Meester Is Suing Her Own Mother
Professional Minka Kelly impersonator (or is it the other way around?) Leighton Meester of Gossip Girl is making Christmas dinner all sorts of awkward by throwing a lawsuit at the woman who gave birth to her in prison. Leighton is suing her mother for shaking her shit down. TMZ reports that Leighton was giving her mother $7,500 a month, but the money was supposed to go to the care of her sick younger brother. Well, Leighton's mother would've paid the balance on those medical bills, but she sort of used up all the money on plastic surgery and hair weaves instead. Oops.
Leighton's mother Constance refused to get a job, but she felt bad for her brother so she kept sending money. Once Leighton learned that the cash was going to keep Constance's face plastic fresh, she closed her wallet to her mother. That's when Constance's prison days came in to play and she tried to convince Leighton that they had made a verbal agreement and her daughter was supposed to send her $10,000 a month. Constance never pulled out a shank made from a toothbrush, but she did pull out a threat. Constance threatened to sue Leighton for $3 million if she didn't get her monthly allowance. Leighton is now asking a judge to declare that there is no contract between them.
You can take the mom out of the prison....
I'm surprised Connie The Con (her prison name, of course) didn't sneak up on Leighton while she was sleeping, put a razor to her froat and whisper into her ear that she'd better add a carton of Reds to her monthly allowance or she'll cut her in the showers. Didn't Connie learn that this is not how you swindle cash of out of your celebrity child? You blackmail them with threats that you'll leak ESCANDALOSO pictures of them to The National Enquirer? Didn't White Oprah teach her the protocol of stealing from your own child during the weekly pimp mom meetings?
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I wonder if the medical bills are being taken care of now.
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I just tried to watch this show. The quasi-quirky dialogue and the shallow "acting" made me have flashbacks of 90120. Hard to believe it's in it's 4th season... well maybe not so hard.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 6:25pm.
Unfortunately it is true. I am trying to find a link for the story for Mike, but so far have turned up MANY similar, sick stories from other areas. Searching for the story I was referring to has shown me how utterly sick the world in which we live is.
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It is a sick world and the worst part of this, is when you realize it.
"In a mad world only the mad are sane"
Submitted by Lemonene on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 6:22pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 5:49pm.
Submitted by I heart Natalie on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 5:45pm.
Ricky... I'm guessing the hillbilly drunkards would most likely BBQ her decaying peices. They tend to save the raping for their daughters, no?
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No, hillbilly's like to rape other people, not just their daughters. In fact they like to rape dead bodies as well as the live ones. Happened in a town I lived near years ago. Some hillbillies killed a chick then repeatedly had sex with her corpse, while their next victim watched. The guys then had sex with each other, not realizing the next on their list was escaping.
Sick world we live in.
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Oh EC is that a true story? If so, I'm fucking scared shitless.
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Unfortunately it is true. I am trying to find a link for the story for Mike, but so far have turned up MANY similar, sick stories from other areas. Searching for the story I was referring to has shown me how utterly sick the world in which we live is.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 5:49pm.
Submitted by I heart Natalie on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 5:45pm.
Ricky... I'm guessing the hillbilly drunkards would most likely BBQ her decaying peices. They tend to save the raping for their daughters, no?
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No, hillbilly's like to rape other people, not just their daughters. In fact they like to rape dead bodies as well as the live ones. Happened in a town I lived near years ago. Some hillbillies killed a chick then repeatedly had sex with her corpse, while their next victim watched. The guys then had sex with each other, not realizing the next on their list was escaping.
Sick world we live in.
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Oh EC is that a true story? If so, I'm fucking scared shitless.
This is the first time Leighton Meister has hit my radar, and I still wouldn't be able to recognize her in a police line-up (shout out to her mama LOL).
Very sad when your closest relatives are complete fuck ups. :(
this makes me want to send my mom a bouquet.
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quite fittingly...
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Seems like your little butt buddy Mike is into that shit too, he NEEDS a link about the Deliverance-style dead chick rape like NOW!
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When it comes to money nobody will screw you over more than a family member."
Quote of the century. So very true.
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Submitted by ricki lake on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 5:36pm.
Leighton Meester is the type of kind-of-pretty-but-mostly-annoying anemic hagfish that is best left dismembered in a box alongside a lonely stretch of municipal highway for nocturnal songbirds to lament with hauntingly sonorous melodies while hillbilly drunkards come to rape her decaying pieces like the foul chicken parts that facilitated the entirety of their adolescent sexually developmental experiences.
Uhh, yeah, EXACTLY!
*golf claps*
If only you had a sense of humor that could even remotely begin to match your disturbingly imaginative and in-depth disemboweled corpse rape fantasies. You really seem to have a taste for necrophilia, it's CONSTANTLY on your mind.
Submitted by mike on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 6:07pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 5:49pm.
Submitted by I heart Natalie on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 5:45pm.
Ricky... I'm guessing the hillbilly drunkards would most likely BBQ her decaying peices. They tend to save the raping for their daughters, no?
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No, hillbilly's like to rape other people, not just their daughters. In fact they like to rape dead bodies as well as the live ones. Happened in a town I lived near years ago. Some hillbillies killed a chick then repeatedly had sex with her corpse, while their next victim watched. The guys then had sex with each other, not realizing the next on their list was escaping.
Sick world we live in.
News link PLEASE!
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Mike, I will try to find a tid bit about it, but it was from 2002 and I am not sure what local papers from that area are still around. I will see what I can find.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 5:49pm.
Submitted by I heart Natalie on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 5:45pm.
Ricky... I'm guessing the hillbilly drunkards would most likely BBQ her decaying peices. They tend to save the raping for their daughters, no?
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No, hillbilly's like to rape other people, not just their daughters. In fact they like to rape dead bodies as well as the live ones. Happened in a town I lived near years ago. Some hillbillies killed a chick then repeatedly had sex with her corpse, while their next victim watched. The guys then had sex with each other, not realizing the next on their list was escaping.
Sick world we live in.
News link PLEASE!
Submitted by A.cotw on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 4:48pm.
Weekly pimp mom meetings,LMAO!!!
I give you Tracey Ullman as Dina Lohan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7xtyeI7Erw
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 5:49pm.
No, hillbilly's like to rape other people, not just their daughters. In fact they like to rape dead bodies as well as the live ones. Happened in a town I lived near years ago. Some hillbillies killed a chick then repeatedly had sex with her corpse, while their next victim watched. The guys then had sex with each other, not realizing the next on their list was escaping.
Sick world we live in.
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They had sex with each other?! That is fucking sick.
When it comes to money nobody will screw you over more than a family member.
Submitted by I heart Natalie on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 5:53pm.
That's really sweet, Evil... I couldn't figure out Ricki's post until you cleared it up. Sick world, indeed.
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Yep, sweet people out there. Makes me glad I am an insufferable bitch who puts people off. Keeps me safe, I hope.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
That's really sweet, Evil... I couldn't figure out Ricki's post until you cleared it up. Sick world, indeed.
Forget Gossip Girl, Leighton's story would make an ok Lifetime movie. Her mother gave birth in prison, for realz??
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Love is a war of lightning~Neruda
Her mom sounds like a real winner at life. I hope Leighton wins.
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Submitted by I heart Natalie on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 5:45pm.
Ricky... I'm guessing the hillbilly drunkards would most likely BBQ her decaying peices. They tend to save the raping for their daughters, no?
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No, hillbilly's like to rape other people, not just their daughters. In fact they like to rape dead bodies as well as the live ones. Happened in a town I lived near years ago. Some hillbillies killed a chick then repeatedly had sex with her corpse, while their next victim watched. The guys then had sex with each other, not realizing the next on their list was escaping.
Sick world we live in.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
Submitted by ricki lake on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 5:36pm.
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OK, I got the lonely stretch of municipal highway part, but you lost me at sonorous. We only have pheasants here, and as far as I know, they wouldn't sing if you held a gun to their heads. :)
This still makes me sad.
I don't know much about this kid, but Team Leighton on this one. Can Hollywood give her a decent career and stop kinda, sorta, super-secretly hoping that Lohan pulls her ass (ha!typo. stays.) out of her head and gets it together? Seriously.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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Submitted by ricki lake on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 5:36pm.
heh. That was good.
Fuck it! Can you fucking believe that shitty woman?? the mother, I mean. Asking a judge to force her daughter to give her a monthly allowance because she doesn't want to get a job??. What a lame leech!.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
What a piece of shit. I feel bad for Leighton and her brother.
I think she's prettier than Minka Kelly and much more a better actress and talented. Minka is rude and a diva. Known for dating a famous yankee. Note how she acted on the flight yelling at the pilot and stewardess, pitching a hissy fit because of who her boyfriend is.then calling her famous boyfriend to talk the pilot into allowing her to stay on board after the pilot was ready to kick her off. Dating a famous baseball player has gotten her more acting jobs and a diva, nasty "do you know who my boyfriend is" attitude. I'm better than you. Annoying voice and cannot act but being a famous swag.
Anyway Leighton's mother did wrong in taking the brother's money who is very ill. Some of these hollywood parents used their kids and leave them penniless and bitter. Leighton is a hard worker and I hate how kids parents take advantage of their celebrity kids. Glad she's not going for that. A shitty thing to do your own child, but her mother was in jail so I guess Leighton is not so shocked, probably more hurt.
Hope Leighton wins. I like her and she sings pretty good too.
Sorry. Shitty stage mom or no, when the tapdancing little crotch spawn finally hit it big it is because their stage parents whored them out for years, and they deserve some of the ka$h too. I mean, you're the one who has to let casting directors fingerfuck you through your Strawberry Shortcake overalls, so you get the biggest cut obviously, but the constant chaffeur and PR work turning you into the prettiest little fuckwhore cockjockey "starlet" in town is worth some compensation. Besides, Leighton, we all know yours is not a beauty or career for the ages. You have another year, max, and then you'll need your former Perkins waitress of a mother to book you jobs doing topless Shakespeare nights at local strip clubs like anybody's taking your fucking "craft" seriously. Stupid fucking cunt. Team Constance and her Virginia Slims!!!
I like Leighton. She looks like she'd go lezzie with me for a night or two.
A parent trying to bleed money out of their famous child, what? No! Shocker... There are more shit parents of celebrities/child celebrities than there seems to be decent ones.
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Need more facts here. If LM just gave moms the money, there's no contract. If LM paid the mom to care for the sick brother, probably a contract. As someone said, time to take out the middleman and set up healthcare for the bro directly.
The news this week has made me think my parents were less fucked up than I believed them to have been. (My mom smoked during delivery of a sibling--across the room from an oxygen tank.)
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Poor kid. Her mother's probably been an embarrassment to her her whole fucking life, yet she was still willing to help take care of her. Then mother had to fuck it up.
So her real-life family is more like something out of Country Strong than Gossip Girl.
Shocking.
It's the other way around!!
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She should just let her brother live with her and hire some kind of caregiver. I would cut mom completely out of the loop.
I don't even know who this girl is, but what a horrible mother
Her mother is despicable.
Submitted by TimC on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 4:47pm.
LOL. Is there really such as thing as a Carvel Black Card?
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Oh, yes.
http://gothamist.com/2010/06/17/carvel_black_card_is_real_lohans_ab.php
Wow what an asshole. But surely Leighton can appoint an attorney or some other trustee type to make sure her brother gets taken care of?
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"I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done." -Lucille Ball-sy
This makes me sad.
Way to go, Mom!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwtqu4a3MpI
If this is true then dear old mom is need of a swift kick up the arse.
(973) Jersey Strong
Weekly pimp mom meetings,LMAO!!!
LOL. Is there really such as thing as a Carvel Black Card?
What's next, Constance? A Carvel Black card? WHEN WILL THIS FUCKERY EVER END?