Leighton Meester Is Suing Her Own Mother
Professional Minka Kelly impersonator (or is it the other way around?) Leighton Meester of Gossip Girl is making Christmas dinner all sorts of awkward by throwing a lawsuit at the woman who gave birth to her in prison. Leighton is suing her mother for shaking her shit down. TMZ reports that Leighton was giving her mother $7,500 a month, but the money was supposed to go to the care of her sick younger brother. Well, Leighton's mother would've paid the balance on those medical bills, but she sort of used up all the money on plastic surgery and hair weaves instead. Oops.
Leighton's mother Constance refused to get a job, but she felt bad for her brother so she kept sending money. Once Leighton learned that the cash was going to keep Constance's face plastic fresh, she closed her wallet to her mother. That's when Constance's prison days came in to play and she tried to convince Leighton that they had made a verbal agreement and her daughter was supposed to send her $10,000 a month. Constance never pulled out a shank made from a toothbrush, but she did pull out a threat. Constance threatened to sue Leighton for $3 million if she didn't get her monthly allowance. Leighton is now asking a judge to declare that there is no contract between them.
You can take the mom out of the prison....
I'm surprised Connie The Con (her prison name, of course) didn't sneak up on Leighton while she was sleeping, put a razor to her froat and whisper into her ear that she'd better add a carton of Reds to her monthly allowance or she'll cut her in the showers. Didn't Connie learn that this is not how you swindle cash of out of your celebrity child? You blackmail them with threats that you'll leak ESCANDALOSO pictures of them to The National Enquirer? Didn't White Oprah teach her the protocol of stealing from your own child during the weekly pimp mom meetings?
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Submitted by thegobbler on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 8:25pm.
I wasn't able to find much info on Leighton's lil bro, but I think he's only a year younger than she is, and quite handsome-pretty even.
Sounds like he had a brain tumour at one point.
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He is like 8 years younger than her. And he did have a brain tumor. She has an older bro who is closer to her age.
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Submitted by imcuteifyouredrunk on Sun, 07/24/2011 - 7:42am.
Thank you! I like the show, but I live in Mexico so I get my Rupaul one season behind. Damn you Vh1!
I'm sorry you had to go through that, living with an addict is HELL.
Hope she cuts off her leech mom and helps her lil bro overcome his illness. I know all too well how being betrayed by your very own mother feels like...
that motherfucker was a motherfucker - miles davis
that face she's making in this picture clearly indicates that it was taken moments after leighton birthed such an obnoxious fart, she herself wasn't able to stand her own putridity! but seriously, her mother named her, "leighton"...obviously her mum's a cunt!
Submitted by Jonster on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 7:51pm.
Pisses me off all these white trash flesh peddlers like you see on Toddlers & Tiaras grooming their young'ns for a lifetime of vanity and prostitution. Leighton needs to set up a trustee for her brother other than her mother, pay mom's rent for six mos., and cut the cord.
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Agreed. Money sometimes makes people show their true colors, and mom is only looking out for mom. Run fast and run far, far away.
@Lemonene- its from rupauls drag race. i think that was alexis mateo in the music genre performance challenge. MANILA WAS ROBBED that season. pfft. raja my ass.
@catwoman- when i was 14, my mom had gotten out of rehab for the billionth time and like 2 weeks later she started freaking out telling me i was the devil and im so horrible i make her use drugs and im fucked in the head and disrespectful and evil and she shouldve aborted me too because im so ungrateful. so she set up an appointment with the shrink so wed do 30 min family therapy and 30 min me therapy. the first session we went to, the therapist concluded that my mom should go in for the full session, because there was nothing wrong with my dad and me. shocker
Geez...pick better parents next time.
Who is this person? I refuse to read anything containing the words Gossip Girl.
Leighton's new song with Cobrastarship "Good moms go bad"
Minka Kelly is HER impersonator - she may be prettier than Leighton BUT have you heard her in interviews? Minka Kelly is simply dull.
As for Leighton suing her mother - go for it. Leighton isn't from some Dina Lohan family, her parents went to prison when Leighton was younger. She's just doing what she can to protect that part of the family which still has a shot in life - her bro.
In working with kids for one of my jobs and then working with kids and families for my Masters internship, I realized I don't want to work with kids. Not because I don't like kids. In fact I love doing child therapy. What I determined is I can't work with kids because I fucking hate parents. In almost all of my child cases the problem hasn't been the kid. It's the parents that fuck them up. Then shove the kid into my office, dont bother attending family sessions, and say it's not me it's the kid, fix them. It's disgusting and irritating. My point is, some parents are just scum. I feel for Leighton.
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Who in the hell is this chick and why should I care?
@Deb and Caffeine...I immediately thought of "Jenna's mom" too! Love 30 Rock.
I read this story earlier today. so sad. really don't know this actress, but i feel for her now! sounds like she was really trying to do the right thing by her family.
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With a mother like that she's better off without one, clearly mom doesn't care about her children. That hillbilly story disturbed me that could be made into a horror movie.
Hi, UBF and thegobbler!!!!!!!!! Missed ya'll like crazy...have some shit going on, but I couldn't resist the D today. :)
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Submitted by QueenyBean on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 8:56pm.
Submitted by Lemonene on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 8:41pm.
Submitted by QueenyBean on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 8:37pm.
I like your avie is funny and disturbing ;)
Thanks it's from my favorite show in the world!!!!
Besitos!
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What show is it?
Besitos de regreso! or is that the name of the show? :)
News link or it didn't (please tell me it didn't) happen! Hillbillies are scarier..there is a sinister undertone to every overly friendly comment and creepy one beat too long smile. "You stayin' heeere for loong?" As you are pumping gas (I always filled up my tank mid way in the sticks..did not want to be caught running empty in those sort of places. The hills have eyes will seriously scar you.
Leighton's mom is evil. Stealing from your kid is vile..but stealing again from your sick second child? She is a psychopath. I give the girl credit for sending money to him trying to help. Some bitches would forget about their family and spend it all on 8 balls. Hope that girl puts mommy back in jail
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Submitted by QueenyBean on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 8:37pm.
I like your avie is funny and disturbing ;)
Thanks it's from my favorite show in the world!!!!
Besitos!
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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 7:12pm.
EvilCuppy's story about the hillbilly rape scared the shit out of me, but it also made me laugh because they dumbfukkks wound up banging each other.
This might seem counterintuitive, but I feel a thousand percent more comfortable in NYC than I do out in the sticks. Horrible things happen here, but on a per capita basis, I think it might be safer here. Even going upstate a little makes me uncomfortable. There are all kinds of creepy hillbilly types up there *shudder* I'd rather deal with a crackhead than a resentful hillperson. I'd rather walk through an urban ghetto than a two-bit Arkansas town - and I'm a whitey whitebread lady.Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong.
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I've lived in both the city and the country, and the only difference is that in the country the crazies are slightly further from you. The creepy freaks in the country are just the same as the ones in the city.
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Submitted by QueenyBean on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 8:37pm.
I like your avie is funny and disturbing ;)
Hi guest, if you are still here:)
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That's really sad. If your own mother is screwing you over you must really feel alone and unable to trust everyone in life.
Her mom sounds like a typical criminal. She will use anyone, including her own daughter, to get what she wants. When the judge rules in Leighton's favor things should really get interesting.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 5:49pm.
Submitted by I heart Natalie on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 5:45pm.
Ricky... I'm guessing the hillbilly drunkards would most likely BBQ her decaying peices. They tend to save the raping for their daughters, no?
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No, hillbilly's like to rape other people, not just their daughters. In fact they like to rape dead bodies as well as the live ones. Happened in a town I lived near years ago. Some hillbillies killed a chick then repeatedly had sex with her corpse, while their next victim watched. The guys then had sex with each other, not realizing the next on their list was escaping.
Sick world we live in.
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and where the hell is that so I NEVER!!! chance upon that place?
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Submitted by Hotmami on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 8:13pm.
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Haaaaiii Hotmami-nice to see ya!
I wasn't able to find much info on Leighton's lil bro, but I think he's only a year younger than she is, and quite handsome-pretty even.
Sounds like he had a brain tumour at one point. :(
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@Deb- the 30 Rock episode is called 'Verna'. Anyways... Why does Leighton seem to cop the bad karma? Why can't it be Blake? (sorry for going a bit OT)
*rubs eyes*
Is that Hotmami I see??????
Missed you big time, Momma!!
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What would Blair Waldorf do?
Anywho, Leighton is a hot bitch, her mom is a hot mess, and L and her little brother would be better off without her.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
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That was the last time,
The last time
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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 7:12pm.
EvilCuppy's story about the hillbilly rape scared the shit out of me, but it also made me laugh because they dumbfukkks wound up banging each other.
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Honestly, this is probably what they wanted to do all along but had repressed their desires into murderous, rape rages that other people had to bear the weight of.
Pisses me off all these white trash flesh peddlers like you see on Toddlers & Tiaras grooming their young'ns for a lifetime of vanity and prostitution. Leighton needs to set up a trustee for her brother other than her mother, pay mom's rent for six mos., and cut the cord.
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Submitted by heathen on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 7:38pm.
Unfortunately for the rest of us, the psychos don't wear a sign, so your best bet is just staying inside your house.
Then I worry I hear psychos in the attic.
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This reminds me of the relationship between "30 Rock"'s Jenna and HER dirtball mother. I couldn't find the episode, but it was pretty funny.
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Submitted by heathen on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 7:38pm.
The problem isn't city people v. country people -- the problem is PEOPLE. Every where you go there are sick fucks walking around. Dahmer was in Milwaukee; Son of Sam in NYC, Manson in LA, etc. Unfortunately for the rest of us, the psychos don't wear a sign, so your best bet is just staying inside your house.
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You make a valid point.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
The problem isn't city people v. country people -- the problem is PEOPLE. Every where you go there are sick fucks walking around. Dahmer was in Milwaukee; Son of Sam in NYC, Manson in LA, etc. Unfortunately for the rest of us, the psychos don't wear a sign, so your best bet is just staying inside your house.
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Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever.
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azgirl...truf.
Team city living!!!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 6:45pm.
I found this picture of her and her mom:
Dang, I guess she did spend the money on looking good...
From IMDb: "[on her parents' criminal past] It made me realize that you can't judge anyone-especially your parents-for what they've done in their past, because people change." Well, their faces do.
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 7:16pm.
Re: hillbillies: Many years ago, I did a summer stock production of "Young Abe Lincoln." Billy Edd Wheeler (I think "The Gambler" is his biggest claim to fame.) did the music. It was the premiere season, so he was there for opening night. At the cast party, he got completely shit faced & said, "Y'all ever fucked a pig? I have." & then went into great detail. Yes.
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Holy Mother of God.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 7:16pm.
Re: hillbillies: Many years ago, I did a summer stock production of "Young Abe Lincoln." Billy Edd Wheeler (I think "The Gambler" is his biggest claim to fame.) did the music. It was the premiere season, so he was there for opening night. At the cast party, he got completely shit faced & said, "Y'all ever fucked a pig? I have." & then went into great detail. Yes.
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I went to some hillbilly bar in Kentucky years ago and there were men in there talking about fucking horses and sheep. I wondered if it was true or just something they said because they recognized that we were not locals and were "funnin" us. I am now thinking after your story, they were not "funnin" us!
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
EC and Hekki, I'm with you. I love the country but I've always felt more comfortable in cities. Although the truth is, lately I don't feel comfortable anywhere. I live in the 'burbs now and here all the weirdos and crazies are totally closeted. I just don't trust anyone anymore.
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"I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done." -Lucille Ball-sy
Re: hillbillies: Many years ago, I did a summer stock production of "Young Abe Lincoln." Billy Edd Wheeler (I think "The Gambler" is his biggest claim to fame.) did the music. It was the premiere season, so he was there for opening night. At the cast party, he got completely shit faced & said, "Y'all ever fucked a pig? I have." & then went into great detail. Yes.
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I love Leighton. Sure, Gossip Girl sucks most of the time, but this bitch can do no wrong in my eyes.
Watch and learn, Lindsay, that's how you deal with White Oprah. Cut the sucker off the payroll and tell her to fuck off.
If there's any doubt that Leighton is a well adjusted young hollywood ho, this should cement it. Wish her all the best and that her plastic mom, desperately trying to look like Cam Diaz through surgery, fucks off.
Hopefully the brother will be taken care of properly too.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 7:10pm.
Small towns or rural areas creep me the fuck out. I would take my chances in NYC at 3am waaaay before I would at 3am in hillbillyville. Movies like Deliverance and House of 1000 Corpses exist for a reason. Every story is derived from some truth somewhere.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
Submitted by Kenneth G on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 6:10pm.
Did you use the words "taste" and "necrophilia" in the same sentence?
Submitted by azgirl on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 6:03pm.
When it comes to money nobody will screw you over more than a family member.
HOT SLUT OF THE DAY.
Submitted by tonicbitch on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 7:07pm.
Evil Cupcake, our world is more fucked up than you know. I present you this lovely research article about necrophiliac homosexual ducks. These fucked ducks got this guy a nobel.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/education/2005/mar/08/highereducation.research
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Oh my! I have no words! *smh*
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
EvilCuppy's story about the hillbilly rape scared the shit out of me, but it also made me laugh because they dumbfukkks wound up banging each other.
This might seem counterintuitive, but I feel a thousand percent more comfortable in NYC than I do out in the sticks. Horrible things happen here, but on a per capita basis, I think it might be safer here. Even going upstate a little makes me uncomfortable. There are all kinds of creepy hillbilly types up there *shudder* I'd rather deal with a crackhead than a resentful hillperson. I'd rather walk through an urban ghetto than a two-bit Arkansas town - and I'm a whitey whitebread lady.
Evil Cupcake, our world is more fucked up than you know. I present you this lovely research article about necrophiliac homosexual ducks. These fucked ducks got this guy a nobel.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/education/2005/mar/08/highereducation.research
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"I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done." -Lucille Ball-sy
Found this, too. Mom's a looker AND a charmer.
"Leighton Meester’s mother accused of 'threatening to kill' a woman and her son" (Feb. 2011):
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/leighton_meester_mother_accused_dHc0bycrr0oVicfgEMc87H#ixzz1SykVDMWW"
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/leighton_meester_mother_accused_dH...
I found this picture of her and her mom:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-CPpUU_RzzOQ/TWBBd8S9PxI/AAAAAAAA3tY/ncrfVfeW35...