Hot Slut Of The Day!

July 22, 2011 / Posted by:

Lynea Lattanzio, a non-crazy cat lady (so she says) who tames and cares for over 700 pussies at a 12-acre no-kill cat sanctuary in California called The Cat House on the Kings.

When I first read that NatGeo was doing a special on a lady with 700 cats, I pictured an episode of Animal Hoarders on a rare kind of steroids made from the horny syrup cats in heat bust out when a Q-tip isn’t ready to party. You know, carpets of cat hair, walls smeared with feline barf, mountains of litter trickling down onto an altar to Susan Boyle in the corner where dozens of kittens get hazy high from the cloud of piss fumes they’re trapped in.

But Lynea’s 12-acre pussy adoption center isn’t like that at all. Lynea has been rescuing dire pussies in need for almost 20 years and says that she’s not crazy, but what she does is crazy. Uh huh. I’ll believe it when I open one of her dresser drawers and don’t see dozens of cat groom tuxedos made from black and white hairballs.

And thanks to that chorus of pussy purrs, I almost don’t hear the imprisoned dogs howling for help in the dungeon basement under the house.

via Best Week Ever

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