The Holy Child Army Goes To The Movies

July 22, 2011 / Posted by:

As invisible prison bars surrounded them, Angie Jo, Shiloh Two, Shiloh Three, Maddox, Pax and Zahara caused a lukewarm commotion when they left a movie theater in London after watching Harry Potter. Yes, the living saints actually sat in a theater where regular people who don’t piss out blessed holy water go. But don’t worry, nobody was wished into Aniston’s Cabbage Patch Doll collection after throwing Maddox an around-the-shoulder bitch eye when he kicked their seat. The holy family had the theater all to themselves. But still. Isn’t Brangelina the most powerful entity on every face of this planet? Couldn’t they have ordered DanRad and the rest of the kids to their 45-room castle to perform that shit for them live in their ballroom? Cheap! I guess that wasn’t an option at their private prison’s commissary.

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