Brings A Whole New Meaning To Champagne Wishes And Caviar Dreams

July 22, 2011 / Posted by:

Liquor store owners in Penbroke Park, FL have been warned of two sophisticated ladies in full-length gowns from Dress Barn who are quenching their thirst for the finer things in life (see: refrigerated Andre) by lifting up their dresses and snatching up an open bar. Reader Stephanie sent this in and puts it more eloquently than I ever could:

Here go some lovely elegant hos on the Florida stroll using their vag muscles to hide some of the sweet nectar. I guess if you’re looking for an Amaretto Sour, look no further than up their skirt (watch out for the Piv chillin in their cobwebs)

Amaretto Sour? What about a Clamato Bloody Mary?

The store owner said that upskirt bandits got away with $400 worth of booze including 2 bottles of champagne.

The heat has got even the most refined and pristine of bitches resorting to common thievery to cool their panting pussies with chilled champagne. Or maybe they’ve got the Robin Leach of coochies that won’t swallow anything that’s not bubbly.

The liquor store owner can try to tell me that these booze snatchers strapped some kind of bottle holder under their gowns, but I don’t believe it. Genteel beauties like this would never fuck up their silhouettes. Nope. The fact of the matter is their pussies be yankin’.


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