Are Times Really That Tough For Natalie Cole?

July 22, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

On last night’s season finale of The Real Horseflies of New York City, Cuntess LuMann de Lesseps threw a party on a boat to celebrate the 1 year anniversary of dating her boyfriend Dahveed Schwimmière. LuAnn throwing herself a fancy party for her 1 year dating anniversary is one kind of confusion, but Natalie Cole agreeing to sing at that mess is another. Earlier in the episode, Natalie magically ran into LuAnn at a recording studio and agreed to sing a duet with her at the party. This crap put the du(du) in duet.

If you crawled into Nat King Cole’s grave, opened his coffin and gave his skeleton mouth to mouth bones, the sound that comes out of him would sound a million times better than what came out of LuAnn’s last night.

I never saw Natalie shake her head and make a “so it’s come to this” face, but I did it for her. I’m surprised that Natalie Cole singing a duet with The Cuntness didn’t make Hell freeze over and send an icy glacier up through the Hudson to break that boat in two.

L is for the way my ears leak blood….

Tags: Real Housewives Shit, Truly Awful Music, Why Are You Doing This To Us?

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