Are Times Really That Tough For Natalie Cole?
On last night's season finale of The Real Horseflies of New York City, Cuntess LuMann de Lesseps threw a party on a boat to celebrate the 1 year anniversary of dating her boyfriend Dahveed Schwimmière. LuAnn throwing herself a fancy party for her 1 year dating anniversary is one kind of confusion, but Natalie Cole agreeing to sing at that mess is another. Earlier in the episode, Natalie magically ran into LuAnn at a recording studio and agreed to sing a duet with her at the party. This crap put the du(du) in duet.
If you crawled into Nat King Cole's grave, opened his coffin and gave his skeleton mouth to mouth bones, the sound that comes out of him would sound a million times better than what came out of LuAnn's last night.
I never saw Natalie shake her head and make a "so it's come to this" face, but I did it for her. I'm surprised that Natalie Cole singing a duet with The Cuntness didn't make Hell freeze over and send an icy glacier up through the Hudson to break that boat in two.
L is for the way my ears leak blood....
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The whole thing was just awful! But the worst was in the "studio" when they ran into each other, Natilie offered to sing and stupid fuck Lu Ann said, "For nothing?". Jesu Christo, with all the money she claims to have and THIS is her first question???
What a cunt she is!
Does anyone else think Alex's husband might enjoy the company of men as well?
Hahaha, Simon's expression at 2:15
"We're sorry, but the clip you selected isn't available from your location. Please select another clip"
After reading the comments, that's probably a blessing.
What's a Countess LuAnn?
'Money can't buy you class', nor can it buy you a good live voice.
I thought Natalie looked good - black don't crack, damn! And I LOVED her hair. LOVED it. So modern and retro at the same time. Reminded me of Josephine Baker a bit.
I still love "This Will Be An Everlasting Love" with all my heart.
Everyone knows you're supposed to do your pregnancy test with your first morning pee, not at 10:00 at night.
LuLu does have impeccable taste in clothes. Must give her that. She can't sing a note but could sell some clothes. But, yes, the boyfriend is in it for the PR. Why else would he be with another man's baby Momma?
Natty is back on the black tar.
Seriously. They need to stop enabling this tone deaf sanctimonious bitch. It's an absolute tragedy that they've made her believe she can sing.
And Dahveed Schwimmer --- she will never ever marry you nor anyone else. It would mean losing that Cuntess title, and that's the most important thing in the universe to her. Without it, she knows she is nothing.
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"You are fucking bitches, this is my prom!"
Its not hard to imagine natalie picking up $25,000 plus travel and hotel for a gig like this. Just imagine working only 8 days a year and making $200,000.
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 11:51am.
I am not her accountant, but I don't think Natalie Cole is on the skids. I think they must have made her an offer she couldn't refuse, *plus* the exposure to a (potentially) new audience (or just the reminder that she's still here) + the fact that Natalie Cole is a professional means - Hello, Real Housewitches.
Cringeworthy.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 12:02pm.
AGame OMG that whole "pregnancy scare" with Ramona was so ridiculous! IT'S MENOPAUSE YA DUMB BITCH!!!!!!
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That was so freaking ridiculous. At another place I post at, we have Ramona fans who cry "she could be pregnant! Look at Adrienne Barbeau who had twins at 51!" I still say not bloody likely. Andy on WWHL said Ramona announced that she was on her period during the reunion. The lady doth protest too much methinks. Like Jill said "it's menopause knowcking at her door. knock, knock, knock." LOL
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 1:30pm.
Forever 21, thanks. Was it the name of the bar they went to? It's so random. :)
Yeah I think it was the name of the bar
Forever 21, thanks. Was it the name of the bar they went to? It's so random. :)
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 1:00pm.
Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 12:37pm.
TURTLE TIME! LEAVE RAMONA ALOOONE!!
And yeah, the CUNTess' BF is in it for notoriety and business connections. Hence the constant not so subtle mentions of his wine business
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Some how I totally missed what Turtle Time means? They say it all the time but where did it come from.
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Turtle Time came from Ramona. She went on a girls trip with Bethany, Alex and Sonja. They ended up at a party on a boat owned by the Hooters guy. They or Ramona in particular got drank and started dancing. Bethany wanted to go sleep and Ramona was convincing her to go out and continue dancing and drinking because it was "TURTLE TIME" Here is a clip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbp8nqAKnmU&feature=related
Submitted by Kenneth G on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 1:10pm.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 1:00pm.
Some how I totally missed what Turtle Time means? They say it all the time but where did it come from.
IS THAT SERIOUSLY A QUESTION!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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How is the guy who had the "bitch please!" face in the beginning??? I NEVER watch this show
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 1:00pm.
Some how I totally missed what Turtle Time means? They say it all the time but where did it come from.
IS THAT SERIOUSLY A QUESTION!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She has the exact voice I would expect of a 95 year old woman on her deathbed telling how she wants to disinherit her ungrateful children and give her millions to her pomeranian.
Schwimmer has gained so much weight and 70s hair that I didn't recognize him--wait, is there a revival of Joanie loves Chachi in production? Only caught his identity from MK's comments.
http://www.celebrityschoolpics.com/images/g_full/celebrity-000377-scott-...
Natalie--nice rack!
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 12:49pm.
They are totally soulless. There is not one redeeming thing whatsoever about any of their personalities...
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That's what does it for me. Every time I watch an episode, it just amazes me how they are so mean and hateful. I know it's all scripted, but if one of my friends EVER got on with even half that shit I would kick her in the cunt. End of story.
@Stoney: I think she has money to maintain a spoiled lifestyle but not millions.
And if anyone thinks Bravo didn't pay for that yacht party, they are wrong. That party costs $50-75,000. Surely Luann didn't pay for it.
Luann sounds ok but I too wonder why Natalie Cole agreed to be on the show, let alone sing a duet with her.
Submitted by boston61 on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 11:55am.
I used to like LuLu but can't stand her since she divorced. This is all a big FU to her ex husband. I do think LuLu is gorgeous but I don't think that young guy will stick around more than 2 years
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Like Bethany said, she lost her husband and grew a penis. I cant stand that bitch or the brunettes.
Cuntless Luann and Ratfaced Jill have turned out to be such annoying bitches they made like Crazy Eyed Ramona who I couldnt even stand at first. Now Crazy Eyed Ramona seems more normal still crazy but in a nonmalicious fun way I can roll with.
Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 12:37pm.
TURTLE TIME! LEAVE RAMONA ALOOONE!!
And yeah, the CUNTess' BF is in it for notoriety and business connections. Hence the constant not so subtle mentions of his wine business
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Some how I totally missed what Turtle Time means? They say it all the time but where did it come from.
So her homes are paid for, she has a net worth of $2 million, her son already owns a skateboarding company, she hosts her own television show and has appeared on countless others. Sounds rich to me but what the hell do I know. I really don't care how much money she makes and debating it is boring. Bottom line is, dude is not in it for love lol.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 12:51pm.
Fishy LMAO @ " Ramona Having a Wine Belly"
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That shit really annoyed me! Bravo tried to play up the episode as if it might be possible....AS IF!! We'd all know about it by now with her milking it for every second, much to Avrey's humiliation.
Quick google search shows she has about two bucks. Husband already paid for the house and the rest is probably on credit or paid with her Bravo salary. I doubt he'd look twice at her if she wasn't on TV because she's so vile.
http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/luann-de-lesseps-ne...
http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/24/the-real-housewives-of-new-york-wh...
Fishy LMAO @ " Ramona Having a Wine Belly"
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
She has money. How do you think she could afford to charter a boat and have Natalie Cole sing at the party, and doesn't she have a house in the Hamptons? Plus it is not cheap to maintain her social lifestyle in New York City, believe me. Her dress alone probably cost $3000. I didn't mean to be insulting, I just don't think any of these women would have men if they didn't have money. They are totally soulless. There is not one redeeming thing whatsoever about any of their personalities, and they are all old with plastic surgery faces, so it isn't about their looks either. When I watch the show, it's like they are aliens to me. How can people be that fake to where they have totally and completely lost their entire self and morphed into a shell of a human with a martini in their hand? And the idiotic things that come out of their mouths?? The men MUST be there for the money. But then again, those women on Bridezillas have men, so maybe men really are that stupid and it's not about the money. Doubt it in this case, though.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I would nibble on Luann's megaclit. Would not play her "Forever in Love", though. It would be a hit it and quit it and never fucking tell anybody EVER type deal.
TURTLE TIME! LEAVE RAMONA ALOOONE!!
Besides the one despicable, still in high school, delusional cunt, here is Jill! HATE that whiny opportunistic fake bitch.
And yeah, the CUNTess' BF is in it for notoriety and business connections. Hence the constant not so subtle mentions of his wine business
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Someone by the bar keeps looking at us dancing. I see him starring at me, I see what he wants be
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Mr. Mercury ♥
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 12:31pm.
Wow, I thought even Ray Charles could see that he was with her for her money...
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Well, you don't have to be insulting. Damn, I just asked a question. I don't think she has that much money since the divorce. She talked about having to adjust her lifestyle and could only afford dumpy apartments in Manhattan. Between her Bravo gig and his wine distribution business, he probably makes more than her.
Natalie, Natalie, Natalie (shaking my head)
If you need money, sell your Grammys at 1-800-GOLD.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Wow, I thought even Ray Charles could see that he was with her for her money...
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
To quote Rick James, "Cocaine is a helluva drug."
(http://www.medindia.net/news/Natalie-Cole-Relates-Her-Last-high-Moments-...)
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 12:26pm.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 07/22/201 - 12:25pm.
Is this a real question?
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Yes, I've often wondered. For fame?
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 12:24pm.
Ramona is such a crazy, delusional, alcoholic cunt. LMAO at her thinking she is pregnant..you are 55 bitch! I swear to god she must pay that man to be her husband.
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She's trying to get her own spin off a la Bethany called Ramona Having a Wine Belly?!?!?!
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 12:25pm.
Is this a real question?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I watched 7.9 seconds of this clip and I was too ashamed for everyone involved to watch the rest.
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Too bad she has NO clue how to hide the crazy and that shit backfired like creamed corn out the ass.-ISprainedMyUvula
I think LuAnn's bF is kind of hot but what does he see in her?
Ramona is such a crazy, delusional, alcoholic cunt. LMAO at her thinking she is pregnant..you are 55 bitch! I swear to god she must pay that man to be her husband.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Update duly noted.
You mean it was their DATING anniversary?! LMAO!! Also, YOU CAN'T SING!!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
*blank stare*
I don't watch this horse shit.
*leaves*
I was also wondering whether she's hard up. I just saw Natalie in this awful cartoon movie called Cats Don't Dance. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118829/
I bet she wanted them to be doing drugs or getting it on. I love how that one woman kept saying that it has been soooooo long since she went into the bathroom stall with another woman, like admitting it used to be a thing with her. LMAO
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
LOL @ the gifts in the ziplock bags!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
I was pretty sure the reason Mario couldn't believe it was cuz he hasn't fucked her in years!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
ahahahahahah Stoney and AGame, and LOL how she told Mario AT THE PARTY! and then started dropping hints to everyone. And everyone rolled their eyes like we all did! I couldn't believe Jill too, whyyyyyy did she care so much about what they were doing in the loo?
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11