Afternoon Crumbs

Is this the real Brandi Glanville or did LeAnn Rimes finally get that Brandi Glanville skinmask permanently attached to her face? – Hollywood Tuna

Oh shit, Ryan Reynolds and Charlize Theron are already sort of matching – Lainey Gossip

CORRECTION: Wonky McValtrex really said that she was disappointed Dan Harris didn’t “rambush” her – The Superficial

Vintage Adele – Towleroad

But more importantly, why didn’t THE QUEEN bring her pocketbook?! THE QUEEN brings her pocketbook to the toilet and yet she doesn’t have it in these pictures? This is obviously a decoy QUEEN – Popsugar

Jared Leto, is that a bread dick in your bag or are you just… – Hollywood Rag

James Franco is now free to date his true love: an anime body pillow – Just Jared

I can almost see the hand of Elvis’ ghost floating up Spaz de la Huerta’s outdoor nightgown – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Kate Beckinsale and Rachel McAdams are fighting over Michael Sheen – Celebitchy

Spider nonsense – Cityrag

Do hos really think Lindsay Lohan paid for those $1100 shoes? Suckers. – ICYDK

Jamie Kennedy needs to fuck off, because this makes me miss the genius of Dollhouse Dude – I’m Not Obsessed

Mila Kunis wants you to know her ass did about 0% of its own flashing in that Friends with Benefits movie – Celebslam

Please tell your mom that it’s not that serious – Videogum

Don’t you just want to miniaturize them even more and stick ’em to the top of your dashboard – The Berry

THAT COUCH – The Daily What